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Harold hardly hears. But what he MISHEARS is hilarious and will have your child laughing out loud. Listen to a day in the life of Harold and his mishearing ears. At the center of it all is the mysterious BUTT cake — or, rather, Bundt cake. Harold has no idea why mom would even make THAT!

How to stop making excuses, ditch delaying tactics, and achieve your goals without feeling like it’s a chore.

In the first century AD, an Egyptian portraitist who calls himself Horatius promises to immortalize a beautiful girl through his work. Two thousand years later, a London-based art conservator, Mia, recognizes her own face in the mummy portrait that has just been delivered to the British Museum.

Gnarl Saves Christmas is a satire of classic holiday tales and modern fantasy. The tale is told on a cold, snowy night, when two children snuggle in bed while Grandpa tells them a story. In a long-ago age when monsters and magic ruled the land of men, a family of beast-like gnolls is visited by jolly St. Nick. Chaos ensues, and by the time that it's done, the ruler of their clan - Gnarl - must don the red and white garb, take up the magic bag, and finish the rounds, lest the holidays be lost across all of the land.

For years, they’ve struggled to keep their dying planet alive. But, as their star reaches the inevitable end of its life cycle, the Elquin people have finally run out of options. They must find a new place to live or face certain death and the planet Earth, with its thriving conditions for life, seems like the most promising option.

Pathways is a collection of Quintus Curtius’ very best short essays from 2015. Speaking in an original and compelling voice, these essays cover an amazing variety of subjects in history, philosophy, current events, ethics, biography, physical health, travel, and language.

The Champions of the Dragon have survived the darklings, bandits, flocks of harpies, cyclopes, and have finally reached the Wide Wall; now the hard part begins. Murland and the companions must now travel west beyond the Wide Wall, through the Forest of the Dead, past the Swamp of Doom, over the Horrible Hills, across the Long Sand, all the way to the shadowy peak of Bad Mountain. For Drak'Noir awaits her sacrifice.

After being beaten up, caught in a sandstorm in the desert, dysentery, and meeting incredible people, I made it - but it took me a whole year. I've been vegetarian ever since, and my outlook on life has utterly changed as a result of this journey of both body and soul.

As the third son, Khale Whitlock dreads being married off for his father's political gain. When the city of Lidend's mysterious organization of shadow assassins forces him into their ranks, Khale must learn to live a dual life in order to survive.

History has known many famous cats - Garfield, Mr Bigglesworth, Simon's Cat, the Aristocats, the Cheshire cat and the Keyboard Cat on YouTube. In recent years these feline things have replaced man's best friend as the most popular pet in the U.S. while the Ancient Egyptians once worshipped them as gods. This was a mistake and I'm here to tell you why. Man vs Cat is the story of one man, one woman and the six cats that changed their lives forever.

Step into a realm of lost chances and alternate destinies in The Worlds of If by Stanley G. Weinbaum, a masterfully crafted early science fiction short story that explores time travel, parallel realities, and the haunting question of "what if?"

Experience the chilling tale that birthed the modern vampire genre! The Vampyre by John Polidori is a haunting gothic audiobook that follows the enigmatic Lord Ruthven, a mysterious nobleman with a dark secret. Written in 1819, this eerie classic inspired generations of vampire stories, including Dracula. Perfect for fans of gothic horror and supernatural suspense, this immersive audiobook brings Polidori’s sinister tale to life. Listen now and step into a world of aristocratic terror, cursed love, and undead intrigue!

The changes brought to us by life are unpredictable, but the transformation we create in life is intentional. We choose to improve ourselves or not. We choose to better and upgrade our mindsets. We choose to go through a self-awareness process. We choose to leave our comfort zone and challenge our limits. We choose to instill new and more empowering thoughts into our subconscious mind. Also, we intentionally and consciously choose to create more happiness in our lives every single day. The most important question you should be asking yourself is: What are you choosing to be?

Anyone interested in understanding themselves, their purpose in life, and how to go about achieving it will find a treasure trove in Letters to My Future Children. With roots reaching centuries into the past, while written for a future generation, these beautiful letters are firmly grounded in the present, in our cultural and existential anxieties and ennui. They are composed by a compelling voice, a true voice that consistently enlightens and illuminates.

A billionaire software genius, who is a sociopath, wants to end all life on Earth to force God to come to him. His plan involves the ignition of the Italian Caldera of volcanoes along a continental fault line to trigger volcanoes from Iceland to the Escarpment in Africa. Governments do not believe the threat as realistic or credible. It is up to Doc, an MI-6 agent and a SRT team of Marines to stop the pending annihilation of all life on Earth.

The Wonderful World of Willow brings a child into the adventures of a domestic cat called Willow in a delightful and entertaining way.

The story begins in 1924, on a residential street in New York City. Velia was 11 years old at the time, and had suffered for many years with symptoms of synesthesia. She befriends a street performer, known only as The Magician. They dream of rivaling Houdini until her desperate new friend endangers them both.

Both women were wearing alluring dresses. Both women had pleasant perfumes on. But, they were quite different from each other. The Mayor, in the middle, was inhaling both at the same time. That had a peculiar effect. The Mayor always thought that the perfume worn by a woman either complimented or ruined the scent of her natural pheromones. When the perfume and the pheromones are well-matched, the results can prove to be devastating for the man inhaling the combination. He can become irretrievably hooked on the woman.

The year is 1888. The Place is the East End of London. Dead and mutilated bodies are popping up all over the east end from Stamford to Whitechapel. Jack the Ripper is making his mark in the East End in ways that puts the city on edge, so to speak. Johnathon Rhoades has been exposed to mercury since he was a boy of sixteen working in his father’s hat factory, which he now owns due to his father’s unexpected death. The hats that are created at the factory are in such demand that he almost cannot keep up with the orders.

Robert Collier is the author of some of the greatest self-help and success books of our time. He was a best-selling author of books like Secret of the Ages and Be Rich, a mega-seller who knew how to write and inspire. Collier wrote about the practical psychology of abundance, desire, faith, visualization, confident action, and becoming your best.