
Mayor of PØmpington
Contesting Aliens
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
3 months free
Buy for $14.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Saethon Williams
-
By:
-
HB Paksoy
About this listen
Both women were wearing alluring dresses. Both women had pleasant perfumes on. But, they were quite different from each other. The Mayor, in the middle, was inhaling both at the same time. That had a peculiar effect. The Mayor always thought that the perfume worn by a woman either complimented or ruined the scent of her natural pheromones. When the perfume and the pheromones are well-matched, the results can prove to be devastating for the man inhaling the combination. He can become irretrievably hooked on the woman.
The reverse of the process can make a man break Olympic speed records running away. The pheromones have always been the primary love potion designed by Mother Nature. Yes, men have it too, in abundance. That scent always attracted men and women to each other. That attraction always led to sex and procreation. That is, until some entrepreneurs began bottling flowers in alcohol and selling those bottles to women with the promise the concoction will spellbind men.
Now the Mayor was deeply engaged in comparing the pheromones of both women. It was not easy, as their natural scents were being masked by flowers in alcohol. Yet somehow he was able to distinguish the two from each other. Next, he was almost compelled to decide which one he liked better. That surprised the Mayor as he did his utmost not to judge anyone or anything, but accept the values displayed. Those values belonged to someone or something else. He did not need to enforce his own onto something else.
©2017 HB Paksoy (P)2020 HB PaksoyListeners also enjoyed...
-
The Secret Hours
- By: Mick Herron
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Two years ago, a hostile Prime Minister launched the Monochrome inquiry, investigating "historical over-reaching" by the British Secret Service “to investigate historical over-reaching.” Monochrome’s mission was to ferret out any hint of misconduct by any MI5 officer—and allowed Griselda Fleet and Malcolm Kyle, the two civil servants seconded to the project, unfettered access to any and all confidential information in the Service archives in order to do so. But MI5’s formidable First Desk did not become Britain’s top spy by accident, and she has successfully thwarted the inquiry at every turn.
-
-
Just about perfect
- By June Lapidow on 09-28-23
By: Mick Herron
-
While Justice Sleeps
- A Novel
- By: Stacey Abrams
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo, Stacey Abrams
- Length: 14 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Avery Keene, a brilliant young law clerk for the legendary Justice Howard Wynn, is doing her best to hold her life together - excelling in an arduous job with the court while also dealing with a troubled family. When the shocking news breaks that Justice Wynn - the cantankerous swing vote on many current high-profile cases - has slipped into a coma, Avery’s life turns upside down. She is immediately notified that Justice Wynn has left instructions for her to serve as his legal guardian and power of attorney.
-
-
Good story, Bad Reader, I still recommend
- By Renee A. Kaplowitz on 05-12-21
By: Stacey Abrams
-
Dragonfly
- By: Leila Meacham
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin, Jefferson Mays, Karissa Vacker, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At the height of WWII, five idealistic young Americans receive a mysterious letter from the OSS, asking them if they are willing to fight for their country. The men and women from very different backgrounds - a Texan athlete with German roots, an upper-crust son of a French mother and a wealthy businessman, a dirt-poor Midwestern fly fisherman, an orphaned fashion designer, and a ravishingly beautiful female fencer - all answer the call of duty, but each for a secret reason of his or her own. They bond immediately, in a group code-named Dragonfly.
-
-
Perfection
- By Panache on 08-14-19
By: Leila Meacham
-
Blowback
- A Thriller
- By: James Patterson, Brendan DuBois
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Erin Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
US President Keegan Barrett has swept into office on his success as Director of the CIA. Six months into his first term, he devises a clandestine power grab with deadly consequences. Barrett personally orders CIA agents Liam Grey and Noa Himel to execute his plan, but their loyalties are divided. The CIA serves at the pleasure of the president, yet they’ve sworn to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. When the threat comes directly from the Oval Office, that’s where the blowback begins.
-
-
Best Listen Ever
- By Logan on 09-21-22
By: James Patterson, and others
-
Agent Running in the Field
- A Novel
- By: John le Carré
- Narrated by: John le Carré
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nat, a 47 year-old veteran of Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service, believes his years as an agent runner are over. He is back in London with his wife, the long-suffering Prue. But with the growing threat from Moscow Centre, the office has one more job for him. Nat is to take over The Haven, a defunct substation of London General with a rag-tag band of spies. The only bright light on the team is young Florence, who has her eye on Russia Department and a Ukrainian oligarch with a finger in the Russia pie.
-
-
Who writes “unlistenable etc. “
- By Thomas on 11-02-19
By: John le Carré
-
The Quantum Spy
- By: David Ignatius
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A hyper-fast quantum computer is the digital equivalent of a nuclear bomb: whoever possesses one will be able to shred any encryption in existence, effectively owning the digital world. The question is: Who will build it first, the United States or China? The latest of David Ignatius' timely, sharp-eyed espionage novels follows CIA agent Harris Chang into a quantum research lab compromised by a suspected Chinese informant. The breach provokes a mole hunt that is obsessive, destructive, and - above all - uncertain.
-
-
Both/And not Either/Or
- By Katherine on 12-15-18
By: David Ignatius
-
The Secret Hours
- By: Mick Herron
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Two years ago, a hostile Prime Minister launched the Monochrome inquiry, investigating "historical over-reaching" by the British Secret Service “to investigate historical over-reaching.” Monochrome’s mission was to ferret out any hint of misconduct by any MI5 officer—and allowed Griselda Fleet and Malcolm Kyle, the two civil servants seconded to the project, unfettered access to any and all confidential information in the Service archives in order to do so. But MI5’s formidable First Desk did not become Britain’s top spy by accident, and she has successfully thwarted the inquiry at every turn.
-
-
Just about perfect
- By June Lapidow on 09-28-23
By: Mick Herron
-
While Justice Sleeps
- A Novel
- By: Stacey Abrams
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo, Stacey Abrams
- Length: 14 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Avery Keene, a brilliant young law clerk for the legendary Justice Howard Wynn, is doing her best to hold her life together - excelling in an arduous job with the court while also dealing with a troubled family. When the shocking news breaks that Justice Wynn - the cantankerous swing vote on many current high-profile cases - has slipped into a coma, Avery’s life turns upside down. She is immediately notified that Justice Wynn has left instructions for her to serve as his legal guardian and power of attorney.
-
-
Good story, Bad Reader, I still recommend
- By Renee A. Kaplowitz on 05-12-21
By: Stacey Abrams
-
Dragonfly
- By: Leila Meacham
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin, Jefferson Mays, Karissa Vacker, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At the height of WWII, five idealistic young Americans receive a mysterious letter from the OSS, asking them if they are willing to fight for their country. The men and women from very different backgrounds - a Texan athlete with German roots, an upper-crust son of a French mother and a wealthy businessman, a dirt-poor Midwestern fly fisherman, an orphaned fashion designer, and a ravishingly beautiful female fencer - all answer the call of duty, but each for a secret reason of his or her own. They bond immediately, in a group code-named Dragonfly.
-
-
Perfection
- By Panache on 08-14-19
By: Leila Meacham
-
Blowback
- A Thriller
- By: James Patterson, Brendan DuBois
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Erin Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
US President Keegan Barrett has swept into office on his success as Director of the CIA. Six months into his first term, he devises a clandestine power grab with deadly consequences. Barrett personally orders CIA agents Liam Grey and Noa Himel to execute his plan, but their loyalties are divided. The CIA serves at the pleasure of the president, yet they’ve sworn to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. When the threat comes directly from the Oval Office, that’s where the blowback begins.
-
-
Best Listen Ever
- By Logan on 09-21-22
By: James Patterson, and others
-
Agent Running in the Field
- A Novel
- By: John le Carré
- Narrated by: John le Carré
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nat, a 47 year-old veteran of Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service, believes his years as an agent runner are over. He is back in London with his wife, the long-suffering Prue. But with the growing threat from Moscow Centre, the office has one more job for him. Nat is to take over The Haven, a defunct substation of London General with a rag-tag band of spies. The only bright light on the team is young Florence, who has her eye on Russia Department and a Ukrainian oligarch with a finger in the Russia pie.
-
-
Who writes “unlistenable etc. “
- By Thomas on 11-02-19
By: John le Carré
-
The Quantum Spy
- By: David Ignatius
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A hyper-fast quantum computer is the digital equivalent of a nuclear bomb: whoever possesses one will be able to shred any encryption in existence, effectively owning the digital world. The question is: Who will build it first, the United States or China? The latest of David Ignatius' timely, sharp-eyed espionage novels follows CIA agent Harris Chang into a quantum research lab compromised by a suspected Chinese informant. The breach provokes a mole hunt that is obsessive, destructive, and - above all - uncertain.
-
-
Both/And not Either/Or
- By Katherine on 12-15-18
By: David Ignatius
-
The Dark Yorkshire Series: Books 1-3
- The DI Caslin Box Set
- By: J M Dalgliesh
- Narrated by: Greg Patmore
- Length: 28 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Dark Yorkshire Series - fast-paced crime fiction stories featuring DI Nathaniel Caslin. The first three full-length books in this best-selling series are brought together for the first time in this great value set.
-
-
Nothing spectacular. A good value with the first 3
- By K. Berg on 05-05-20
By: J M Dalgliesh
-
Target Churchill
- By: Warren Adler, James Humes
- Narrated by: Nick Howden-Steenstra
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As Great Britain and the United States celebrate a victorious end to WWII, Joseph Stalin's relentless Soviet Union is creeping across Eastern Europe, leaving a trail of devastation and murder in its wake. Winston Churchill, the cigar-puffing icon of the British fighting spirit, embarks on a crusade to lift the veil of secrecy that hangs over Stalin's mission. Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri sets the diplomatic stage upon which the world's political players grapple for supremacy as Churchill delivers his fated Iron Curtain speech on March 5, 1946.
-
-
"To give it up for him would be an honour.'
- By Norma Miles on 09-15-16
By: Warren Adler, and others
-
Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate.
-
-
Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
-
The Take
- By: Christopher Reich
- Narrated by: Paul Michael
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Riske is a freelance industrial spy who, despite his job title, lives a mostly quiet life above his auto garage in central London. He has avoided big, messy jobs - until now. A gangster by the name of Tino Coluzzi - once a compatriot of Riske - has orchestrated the greatest street heist in the history of Paris: a visiting Saudi prince had his pockets lightened of millions in cash, and something else. Hidden within a stolen briefcase is a secret letter that could upend the balance of power in the Western world. The Russians have already killed in an attempt to get it back.
-
-
A story with good bones and a plot that destroys them
- By Mercedes Hightower on 03-04-18
-
The Kremlin Conspiracy
- A Marcus Ryker Novel, Book 1
- By: Joel C. Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Adam Grupper
- Length: 14 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everything he learned to protect the president, he must use to take out theirs. With an American president distracted by growing tensions in North Korea and Iran, an ominous new threat is emerging in Moscow. A czar is rising in the Kremlin, a Russian president feverishly consolidating power, silencing his opposition, and plotting a brazen and lightning-fast military strike that could rupture the NATO alliance and bring Washington and Moscow to the brink of nuclear war. But in his blind spot is the former U.S. Secret Service agent, Marcus Ryker.
-
-
Outstanding thriller
- By DIANE M TINKLE on 03-12-18
-
The Magdalene Deception
- The Magdalene Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Gary McAvoy
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jesuit Priest Michael Dominic’s assignment to the Vatican’s legendary Secret Archives results in his discovery of a hidden papyrus: the unpublished writings of Mary Magdalene - a lost record buried in Rome’s deepest recesses. The forgotten relic’s heretical revelation threatens the Vatican’s very legitimacy, and pits Michael against ruthless and powerful enemies. Desperate, he reaches out to Hana Sinclair, an investigative reporter with a record of tackling contentious subjects.
-
-
Vatican Intrigue
- By rt3 on 03-01-21
By: Gary McAvoy
-
Executive Actions
- By: Gary Grossman
- Narrated by: John McLain
- Length: 20 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An assassin takes aim at a Presidential candidate during a primary stump speech. The instant he pulls the trigger, the outcome of the election is irrevocably changed. But Democrat Teddy Lodge, an upcoming media sweetheart, isn't killed. His wife is. As a result, Lodge emerges as the man to beat and the greatest threat to the incumbent President, Morgan Taylor.
-
-
My highest possible recommendation for this novel!
- By Wayne on 08-12-16
By: Gary Grossman
-
Tower of Secrets
- A Real Life Spy Thriller
- By: Victor Sheymov
- Narrated by: Daniel Van Thomas
- Length: 18 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tower of Secrets is a thriller, filled with spycraft and intelligence techniques never before revealed, a true story that is more spellbinding than any work of fiction could ever be. Head of security for cipher communications worldwide, Sheymov has rare knowledge of the entire system. Enter the riveting world of real intelligence where every life-or-death move on the chessboard affects the fate of nations. This is a tale more thrilling than fiction, told by a consummate master of the game.
-
-
the dialog is terrible
- By Nicholas Nachefski on 11-01-21
By: Victor Sheymov
-
The Vivaldi Cipher
- Vatican Secret Archive Thrillers
- By: Gary McAvoy
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
During the election of a new Pope in the mid-18th century, famed violinist Antonio Vivaldi learns of a ring of art forgers who are replacing the Vatican’s priceless treasures with expertly-painted fakes. Desperate, the composer hides a message in a special melody, hoping someone, someday, will take down the culprits....
-
-
Novel or product placement?
- By Cincyreader on 06-25-23
By: Gary McAvoy
-
Her Consigliere
- By: Carsen Taite
- Narrated by: Paige McKinney
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Attorney Siobhan Collins’ life has been shrouded in mystery from the moment she was born, but she is certain of one thing - she owes her life and everything she has achieved to the Mancuso family, and she has pledged to protect their interests at any cost. Her loyalty will be put to the test when she learns the woman who has stolen her heart is determined to destroy the only world she has ever known.
-
-
Zero character development
- By JHawk on 07-26-21
By: Carsen Taite
-
A Political Conspiracy: Books 1 & 2
- By: Tom Abrahams
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 18 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
TIimely and powerfully thought-provoking, A Political Conspiracy finds best-selling author Tom Abrahams (The Traveler series) return to his roots with this breathtaking novel that brilliantly unpacks a vast, global conspiracy to alter the balance of power.
-
-
Sit one the edge of your seat book!!
- By Robert Haldeman on 07-26-21
By: Tom Abrahams
-
Firewall
- By: Andrew Watts
- Narrated by: Michael Wolff
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With its genius CEO and breakthrough technology, the Silicon Valley-based Pax AI Corporation is one of the hottest companies in the sector. But when one of Pax AI’s top scientists is murdered at a prestigious tech conference, company executives and foreign spies are all on the suspect list. In the aftermath of the killing, CIA officer Colt McShane has been assigned to a joint counterintelligence unit based in San Francisco. The unit’s leadership believes that an international espionage ring has been stealing classified technology from Pax AI.
-
-
Good book
- By EHC on 03-19-21
By: Andrew Watts