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A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 1
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Tim Bruce
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Simon R. Green
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Six people locked in a haunted hall … Cameras watching their every move … And then someone dies … This first in a spine-tingling new paranormal mystery series from New York Times bestselling British fantasy author Simon R. Green will make you doubt your judgement—and believe in ghosts!
Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results?
Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show. The group tries to settle in and put on a good show, but then strange things start happening in their hall of horrors.
What is it about this place—and why is the TV crew outside not responding? Are they even on air?
Logical Alistair and intuitive Diana attempt to keep the group’s fears at bay and rationalize the odd events, but there are things that just can’t be explained within reason. Can the pair stop a cold-blooded would-be killer—even if it’s come from beyond the grave?
This locked-room mystery with a paranormal twist is classic Simon R. Green, featuring his trademark humor and imagination, irresistible characters, and thoroughly entertaining plotting.
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Owen Deathstalker, last of the infamous warrior Clan, always considered himself more of a writer than a fighter, preferring his history books to making any actual history with a sword. But books won't protect him from Her Imperial Majesty Lionstone XIV, who just outlawed and condemned Owen to death, without any explanation, reason, or warning. No wonder she's called the Iron Bitch. Now, on the run from Imperial starcruisers, shady mercenaries, and just about everyone else in the Empire, Owen's options are limited.
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So much fun!
- By Arc-Angle Gabe on 02-27-18
By: Simon R. Green
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Shadows Fall
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
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Considered by the author to be his finest work yet, this is a novel of realistic detail, heartfelt emotion, and dazzling imagination that builds a world listeners won't want to leave and spins a tale they won't want to end. In a town of amazing magicks, where the real and the imagined live side by side and the Faerie of legend know the automatons of the future, Time sees all - but even he cannot escape the prophecy of James Hart's return, which can only mean the death of Shadows Fall.
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Delightful narrative!
- By Robin on 05-02-21
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For Love of Magic
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Once upon a time, there was a forgotten era of magic and monster. But the remnants—and all memory—of the old world have been replaced by the sane, the scientific, and the rational. But sometimes the magical past isn’t content to stay past. That’s where Jack Damian comes in. It’s his joy to protect our present from the supernatural remnants of an earlier time, a different history. It’s his job to make the past safe. Jack is called to the Tate Museum, where dozens of people have disappeared beneath the surface of a painting.
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Simon R Green is awesome
- By jakal3932 on 05-03-24
By: Simon R. Green
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Something from the Nightside
- Nightside Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
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Taylor is the name, John Taylor. My card says I'm a detective, but what I really am is an expert on finding lost things. It's part of the gift I was born with as a child of the Nightside. I left there a long time ago, with my skin and sanity barely intact. Now I make my living in the sunlit streets of London. But business has been slow lately, so when Joanna Barrett showed up at my door, reeking of wealth, asking me to find her runaway teenage daughter, I didn't say no.
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If you like Harry Dresden, try this one.
- By NerdyNikki on 02-21-22
By: Simon R. Green
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Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
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Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Guards of Haven
- A Hawk & Fisher Omnibus, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Alex Wyndham
- Length: 19 hrs and 14 mins
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As Captains of the Haven City Guard, Hawk and Fisher deliver justice, root out corruption, and fight crime with a deadly combination of sharp steel and even sharper instincts. But it isn't easy. A volatile mix of natural and supernatural violence, Haven is a terrible place to be after dark . . . and not much better during daylight. Guards of Haven collects books #4 through #6 of New York Times bestselling author Simon R. Green's beloved Hawk & Fisher series: Wolf in the Fold, Guard Against Dishonor, and The Bones of Haven.
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Love this series
- By Matt Bahl on 06-20-24
By: Simon R. Green
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Blue Moon Rising [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Forest Kingdom Saga, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Andy Clemence, Christopher Graybill, David Coyne, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 13 mins
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Rupert didn't especially want to be a prince. And he certainly never asked to be the second son of a royal line that really didn't need a spare. So he was sent out to slay a dragon and prove himself — a quest straight out of legend. But he also discovered the kinds of things legends tend to leave out, as well as the usual demons, goblins, the dreaded Night Witch — and even worse terrors hidden in the shadows of Darkwood.
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Everything my teenage mind would have liked
- By Camron Witte on 12-08-22
By: Simon R. Green
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk Toby Dexter finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes. Though it still looks like Bradford-on-Avon, the town’s suddenly chatty ATM and river mermaids are the first clues that something is quite out of place - namely, Toby. The moment he stepped through that door, Toby entered the magical parallel world of Mysterie.
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A strong and interesting story
- By William D. Barnett on 06-21-23
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Gideon Sable, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling. One thing's for sure though, he's not the bad guy. The people he steals from always have it coming. Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible....
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Fantastic fun listen!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-05-24
By: Simon R. Green
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EMERGENCE
- The Alpha Solution
- By: JT Sawyer
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
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Following the destruction of their two vessels near Cuba, Reisner and his weary band of survivors take refuge on a small island where they plan their next move to eliminate the alphas using Selene’s recent scientific discovery. With Connelly, Ivins, Runa, and the old crew reuniting in a daring effort to obtain the West Nile Virus samples from Mexico City, the eclectic group of operators put into motion a plan that will hopefully turn the tide of the war. Meanwhile in the Yucatan jungle, the super-alpha, Nick, has shifted his focus from eradication of the human species to a gruesome plan, ...
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Where Is Anybody? (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Gideon Sable, Book 5
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 6 hrs
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Gideon Sable specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't usually be stolen. But these days the legendary master thief is officially retired from the caper game. Now, instead of pulling off elaborate heists with his crew of supernatural specialists, he runs a magical shop in the heart of London with his partner Annie Anybody. Still, he can't resist occasionally going out in the night to steal things when Annie's not looking. For old times' sake—and for the joy of the con.
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When We Were Friends
- By: Holly Bourne
- Narrated by: Heather Long
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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From the day they first meet as teenagers, Fern and Jessica are best friends. Despite their differences, they are there for each other throughout everything, navigating the difficulties of growing up and fitting in. That is, until Jessica crosses a line that Fern can’t forgive. But now, more than ten years later, Jessica has unexpectedly reappeared in Fern’s life.
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Too long, but story ok
- By Anonymous User on 01-01-25
By: Holly Bourne
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- Emyr
- 10-20-24
Atmospheric
Fells like a first draft, Simon R Green generally is more interesting and cohesive than what we have seen here
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- Katherine
- 09-18-24
Good to the last word!
Great narration and creative storyline. Perfect listen for a dark and stormy night close to Halloween.
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- Montzalee Wittmann
- 12-18-24
entertaining ans intrigue
The Holy Terrors
By Simon R. Green
I have been reading this author's books since he has been writing them. My favorite series is the Nightside. I was just thinking about reading the series again when I found this book. I have the next one from NetGalley read to follow.
This is not like his other books. Mr Green can write anything and make it interesting. It's more of a mystery than a horror but intriguing either way. Of course, I never guess correctly reading mysteries. That's why I'm not a detective!
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- AM
- 09-08-24
Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
I did enjoy this book, though it did feel like it was a little bit of an unfocused wander...instead of an interesting journey.
What do I mean by that? The story kept on its line, but there was no real oomf to it.
Having read all of the Ishmael Jones, Secret History, Gideon Sable, Nightside, and Ghostfinder novels... this, in comparison, was missing the fun that he usually has in those series of books.
It doesn't have the pithy humor that all of the other series had,and the banter between the main characters is there but just not interesting.
As this is the first one in a new series for him, I will give the next one a try and hope that it's a little bit more in the vein of what I've come to expect from this author.
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- BonnieD
- 10-25-24
Story Predictable--Narration Outstanding
This is a "locked room" or rather "locked house" murder mystery that is set during a live reality show. It had a lot of promise, but the ending was too predictable. I thought Tim Bruce did an absolutely great job with the narration, however, and I will read book two, because this is Simon R. Green, and he deserves another chance. I also liked the main characters, Alistair and Diana, enough to try the second book in the Holy Terrors, Mysteries, Stone Certainty, when it comes out.
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- Kris
- 12-06-24
Not high literature but incredibly entertaining
A fun time all around but with a weaker finish suffering from overwrought monologuing. The literary equivalent of popcorn and m&m's for dinner which you just need sometimes. Excellent performance by the narrator though, good pacing and voices and obviously having a marvelous time.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-21-24
it's was alright
it was pretty good not great but pretty good. it was like catching a random show on TV that left you mildly entertain.
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- Chris
- 02-11-25
what happened?
I generally love Simon R. Green. But, absolutely nothing happened in this book. I'm going to have to go pick my wounds and ponder my choices.
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- Blue Dragonfly
- 09-07-24
Disappointing
I am an avid fan of Simon R. Green's "Ismael Jones" series and have listened to each one more than once. I've been waiting for the next one in that series to come out. In the meantime, I decided to try this new Simon R. Green series. While the "Ismael Jones" series has great characters, wonderful humor, mostly unguessable mysteries that are out of the ordinary and fun interactions between the characters, this one has none of that. Frankly, I am struggling to finish it. The setting is boring (a local town hall). The characters bicker and argue all the way through and for the most part are completely unlikeable. In fact, the majority of this story is conversation. I'm about 3/4 of the way through although it is like slogging through mud, and the solution is very obvious. This is not up to Mr. Greene's usual ingeniousness. I highly doubt I'll listen to it a second time. Like so many of his stories, other than "Ismael Jones, this one is a real dud!
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- Katie
- 02-03-25
Not great
Repetitive writing and barely any spooks. Maybe a good mystery but not a great horror book I'm afraid
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