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Amy Landon
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Drew Hayes
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A wizard's first quest. An unlikely companion. Grand adventure awaits!
Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic.
As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
Luckily for Wanda, Wumble is no ordinary hound.
Contained within her one-eyed companion is a power many factions of the world are actively hunting for. A seed with unfathomable potential waiting to sprout.
And anyone who trifles with Wumble’s wizard is in for a ruff time.
Experience a brand new universe from Drew Hayes, the bestselling author of Super Powereds and NPCs. Featuring a lovable pair of heroes out on their first adventure, learning about both magic and life in a progression fantasy suitable for all ages!
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From Eargasms Audiobook Reviews
- By K. April Holgate on 01-23-15
By: Drew Hayes
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Second Hand Curses
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Marc Vietor, Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned.
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Second Hand Curses is First Rate Storytelling!
- By Tony E. on 11-22-17
By: Drew Hayes
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The (Sort of) Dark Mage
- Waldo Rabbit Series, Book 1
- By: Nelson Chereta
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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The (Sort of) Dark Mage is the story of a young man named Waldo who grows up in a world where monsters, the undead, and dark magic are part of everyday life. He is forced to go on a journey to prove himself and soon discovers that his beliefs don't fit into the wider world.
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Engaging, but has no ending.
- By Ryan on 07-30-17
By: Nelson Chereta
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Underqualified Advice
- (and Other Amusing Diversions)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Drew Hayes, and for the past six years I've made my living as a writer. In that time, I've published 20 books, written hundreds of thousands of words, and made countless mistakes - most of which I like to think I've learned from. Underqualified Advice (and Other Amusing Diversions) is my attempt to compile those lessons and share them with others, as well as have some fun along the way. Half of the book is dedicated to detailing specifics about writing, maneuvering the industry, and keeping fiscally afloat in largely unstable waters.
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Enter the Mind of Drew Hayes. The Spiders Need You
- By Tony E. on 01-30-20
By: Drew Hayes
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Manufacturing Magic: A LitRPG Adventure
- Jeff the Game Master, Book 1
- By: Jaime Castle, Troy Osgood
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Infinite Worlds is the most popular VRMMORPG on the market. Its maps are so vast, developer Hard Rock Data utilizes a network of highly advanced artificial intelligences to control it. But it’s not without problems. That’s why Game Masters like Jeff Driscoll have jobs. The downside? He’s not allowed to play the game. Something about conflicts of interest and favoritism. His very boring and tedious job is to help players deal with the occasional bug that slips through the cracks and ensure they enjoy their time playing enough to give a five-star rating.
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Together, they’re better!
- By Willis Burns on 05-04-21
By: Jaime Castle, and others
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Super Powereds: Year One (3 of 3) [Dramatized Adaptation]
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Emlyn McFarland, James J. Johnson, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
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Part 3 of 3: Knowledge is power. That would be the motto of Lander University, had it not been snatched up and used to death by others long before the school was founded. For while Lander offers a full range of courses to nearly all students, it also offers a small number of specialty classes to a very select few. Lander is home to the Hero Certification Program, a curriculum designed to develop student with superhuman capabilities, commonly known as Supers, into official Heroes.
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More please!
- By CHAD on 06-15-21
By: Drew Hayes
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That's Not Right
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Amber is a young videographer who has landed her dream job. She is to produce a web series based on a late-night talk radio show dealing with the unexplained. She is a huge fan of the show, and its host, Jack Owens, who she hopes to help reveal the world’s most cryptic secrets. The first secret she reveals is Jack’s. He doesn’t believe any of this crap. To him, the show is just a cushy job that allows him to support himself and his wife without having to try very hard.
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Sigh...
- By Vicki P. on 12-07-24
By: Scott Meyer
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Little Fuzzy [Jimcin]
- By: H. Beam Piper
- Narrated by: Jim Roberts
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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On the planet Zarathustra, a sunstone prospector named Jack Holloway has a mysterious small, "fuzzy" alien show up at his door and make itself at home. Jack names it "Little Fuzzy" and the creature's whole family soon joins them. Hardened prospector Jack is transformed into their "pappy" and chief protector and his life is changed forever.
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Great Story!
- By Kindle Customer on 06-12-10
By: H. Beam Piper
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Hard Magic
- Book I of the Grimnoir Chronicles
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 16 hrs and 22 mins
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Jake Sullivan is a licensed private eye with a seriously hardboiled attitude. He also possesses raw magical talent and the ability to make objects in his vicinity light as a feather or as heavy as depleted uranium, all with a magical thought. It's no wonder the G-men turn to Jake when they need someoneto go after a suspected killer who has been knocking off banks in a magic-enhanced crime spree.
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Not what I thought it was going to be.
- By Anonymous User on 08-06-11
By: Larry Correia
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Rising Tides
- Capes, Book 1
- By: Marion G. Harmon
- Narrated by: Ron Butler
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Kingston James Parks' day starts off badly enough when he arrives at work to find the FBI has raided his place of employment. It gets worse when the Green Zombie Soldiers (really) start shooting at him, and becomes downright surreal when getting shot at triggers his breakthrough, and he teleports to safety. He's become a superhuman, a "jumper."
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boring
- By Scrubstronaught on 05-06-25
By: Marion G. Harmon
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
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Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Oberon’s Bathtime Stories
- By: Kevin Hearne
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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If you give Oberon the Irish wolfhound a bath, he's going to ask you for a story. Fortunately, his human, Atticus, has many centuries of life under his belt as the Iron Druid, and a whole lot of stories to share. Enjoy twelve new short stories from the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles. Join Oberon and his Boston terrier buddy, Starbuck, in the tub as they hear about Corrie Ten Boom, Junko Tabei, Francisco de Miranda, Johannes Kepler, and many other figures from history spanning centuries. Sack Rome with King Alaric of the Visigoths or have a think with Auguste Rodin!
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How I loved you once.
- By Kasey on 04-12-25
By: Kevin Hearne
A light story for those of us who like dogs and magic
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Fun, but pretty short intro.
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Bite Sized Fun
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Poor narration
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Great book, but way, way too short.
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Loved it
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Good listen for all
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
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YA that's still interesting for OA
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Heartwarming surprise
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