
The (Sort of) Dark Mage
Waldo Rabbit Series, Book 1
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Gary Furlong
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Nelson Chereta
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The (Sort of) Dark Mage is the story of a young man named Waldo who grows up in a world where monsters, the undead, and dark magic are part of everyday life. He is forced to go on a journey to prove himself and soon discovers that his beliefs don't fit into the wider world.
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.
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Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
By: Drew Hayes
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Dungeon of Envy
- The Seven Deadly Demons, Book 1
- By: Drake O'Keef
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Hundreds of years ago, the realm walls collapsed, and Earth was flooded with mythical creatures. Now, dungeons dot the landscape, releasing demons that terrorize and destroy everything in their path. If they aren’t stopped, humans won’t be the only endangered species. To preserve life and win the war against demons, protectors from different species all over the world have downloaded level-up programs to help them fight.
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DISAPPOINTING ESPECIALLY THE END SAVE YOUR CREDIT.
- By LitRPG Reader on 05-04-22
By: Drake O'Keef
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Carpet Diem
- Or...How to Save the World by Accident
- By: Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include hazelnut coffee, a long bath, and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the discovery that his ornate living room carpet is the deciding factor in a bet between God and Satan.
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What the heck did I just read?
- By Jasmine Wahlberg on 12-20-17
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Gone but Not Forgotten
- TIN, Book 1
- By: Charlie Cochet
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Former THIRDS agent turned TIN operative Dexter J. Daley is a legend. Just ask him, he’ll tell you. Chaos isn’t so much a codename as it is Dex’s state of being. As a spy for the Therian Intelligence Network, Dex has spent the last four years bringing down the bad guys. Hell, his middle name is literally Justice. But a new mission brings him face-to-face with a different kind of monster, one with a weapon that can alter the course of history. Failure is not an option, but as the mission goes from dangerous to deadly, Dex finds himself up against a far more terrifying force.
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Finally 🤩🤩🤩🤩
- By abigail david on 03-06-22
By: Charlie Cochet
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A World Without Heroes
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Jeremy Bobb
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
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Jason Walker has often wished his life could be a bit less predictable--until a routine day at the zoo ends with Jason suddenly transporting from the hippo tank to a place unlike anything he's ever seen. In the past, the people of Lyrian welcomed visitors from the Beyond, but attitudes have changed since the wizard emperor Maldor rose to power. The brave resistors who opposed the emperor have been bought off or broken, leaving a realm where fear and suspicion prevail.
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Great for kids and adults
- By Tango on 05-13-13
By: Brandon Mull
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Black Spark
- Dark Magic Enforcer Series, Book 1
- By: Al K. Line
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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I watched in horror as dark magic sprang from my hand faster than an imp after your socks. I didn't know my name, let alone that I had such power. The man was dead. I panicked. I ran. How was I to know I was a dark magic enforcer, tasked with keeping magic hidden from the world? Yeah, total noob move, I know. But my memory is returning, and the Hidden have given me 24 hours to make amends. Cover it up. Finish the job I was given, or else. Failure isn't an option.
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Great new series!
- By BikeVON on 05-14-17
By: Al K. Line
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Oddjobs
- By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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Morag Murray works for the secret government organization responsible for making sure the apocalypse goes as smoothly and as quietly as possible. In her first week on the job, Morag has to hunt down a man-eating starfish, solve a supernatural murder, and, if she's got time, prevent her own inevitable death.
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The end is nigh! Ish.
- By Georgy on 03-10-19
By: Heide Goody, and others
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So Not a Hero
- By: S. J. Delos
- Narrated by: Angela Brazil
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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After serving two years in a federal prison, Karen Hashimoto is out on parole and eager to put her criminal past behind her. No easy task, since she's also the former supervillain known as Crushette. A chance encounter leads to an unexpected opportunity, and she is recruited as the newest member of the city's premier team of superheroes: The Good Guys.
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Graphic Suprrhero Sex
- By The Blue Canary on 05-17-16
By: S. J. Delos
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Soon I Will Be Invincible
- A Novel
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo, Paul Boehmer
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Doctor Impossible, evil genius and diabolical scientist, has tried to take over the world in every way imaginable, but this time is going to be different. He'll have to contend with Fatale, however, a rookie superhero on her first day with the Champions, the world's most famous superteam. She's a patchwork woman of skin and chrome, a gleaming technological marvel built for the next generation of warfare.
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Now that I have you at my mercy. . .
- By Brad W. on 07-02-07
By: Austin Grossman
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Becoming a God Made Easy: A Cultivation-Esque LitRPG
- Theos, Book 1
- By: Arthur Wordsmith
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Luke was your typical nine-to-five office drone when he was killed in a head-on car collision during his morning commute. Instead of going to heaven, Luke's soul is brought to a hellish realm on the verge of total destruction, where two supernatural beings soon engage in brutal combat. Defeating her rival, the victorious Arke prepares to claim her prize, the powerful God Seed. But the ancient artifact has plans of its own, offering to soul-bond with Luke, who accepts and flees to the world of Theos to escape Arke's wrath.
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I liked it!
- By Donald on 01-24-24
By: Arthur Wordsmith
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House of Dolls
- House of Dolls Series, Book 1
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Hate your job. Win the lottery. Get a superpower. Roman Martin is a normal guy until he happens upon a winning lottery ticket that grants him an incredible superpower. Unfortunately, Roman has to keep his new power a secret, and in a society that separates superpowereds from half-powereds, that's a big deal. There's also his troubled past, a dark secret that constantly looms over him, his coworker's mysterious death, and the fact that Roman is being blackmailed by two beautiful female spies at war with one another.
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Not great but certainly better than average
- By The Story Adict on 02-08-19
By: Harmon Cooper
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- Penny
- 04-25-18
Light and funny
This is a great listen especially if you’ve had a lot of heavy listening or reading lately.
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- Joe Boose
- 01-23-18
funny
funny dark understanding of the magic world, with a little bit much for thinking of a " sorta way" of thinking about things.
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- Mike
- 01-23-20
Entertaining
This book was a lot of fun to listen to the story was grate. The characters were compelling. And it was time well spent.
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- Richard H Weeks III
- 10-19-24
Funny and good.
I thought it was a good series especially the contrasting of nature vs nurture with the main character.
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- Bookcat
- 08-17-21
So! Good!
New author and narrator for me. Wow I need to get the next book. Funny, clever, and so much irony; a very enjoyable listen 😁 Loving this world Nelson has created and Gary is a great narrator.
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- Rce
- 02-10-18
love this story
the end made me almost crash .I really loved it so many books don't end well I was happy
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- swyrlgirl
- 02-27-20
delightful
Lives up to the reviews, Can't wait to read the rest! Well written and performed.
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- Octavian
- 04-06-25
DR:Fantasy farsical comedy w/Addams family-esqu MC
Fantasy sustenance farming world where magic exists. Ability to cast magic is hereditary and rare, but even more than that it is guarded zealously by those who have it, as a right of birth and a gift from gods that elevates them over the masses. In a necromancer magocracy ruled by 7 families, the MC, the future head of the family has sets off on his right of passage adventure to prove how good a necromancer (not at all), the worst terror to his enemies he is (Waldo Rabbit, the great and the terrible *chuckles*).
Story is witty through and through . The disconnect between the perception of what is common and the ethical values of black wizards to those of white mages, and the average person is like day and night. Making very disconnected conversations, where each party is thinking that the others are mad and they are the only sane person a plausible reality.
The forethought from political powers in play is at times like a chimpanzee banging two rocks together at times very adequate matching what you would expect. E.g. of former: A mage with aptitude in potion craft, didn't prepare any potions in advance; a spymaster with a wide network of spies and informants sees changing one's clothes to disguise oneself as the enemy and ruin their public reputation as ground opening. E.g. of latter: sabotaging a great family from within by financing rebellion in problematic lands; forming a defensive alliance with magic enforced mutual defense pacts.
Conclusion: 4/5. Listened on Audible included in plus catalogue. Narrated by: Garry Furlong. A master mage from necromancer (dark), Addams familyesqu, family with talents in defensive and potion craft magic (white). 'Waldo Rabbit #1' is a role model for unforeseen (strategic - long term) consequences by protagonists just stumbling around and doing their own (tactical - short term) thing. Terrible value for the length of the book, buying it with USD- 1.80 $/hour ( 19.77$ / 10 hrs 57 mins ).
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- johan
- 11-20-18
Funny as hell
Dont think i have laughed out loud so much from any book ever. Its a simple book that uses the main characters upbringing as a gag and it works great
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- BernieC
- 12-07-17
Ends abruptly
The story had me laughing aloud, but the ending is abrupt. There are some scenes and language that are inappropriate, so don't listen with the little-ones in the car.
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