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Narrated by:
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Scott Aiello
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Marc Vietor
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Tavia Gilbert
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By:
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Drew Hayes
About this listen
When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned. They are Jack, the seemingly unkillable leader whose ever-present grin belies a dark past; Marie, who fights with fury but battles more fiercely to control the beast within; and Frank, the master of logistics, whose cloak hides horrific scars that are far more than skin-deep. As they slash and scheme through kingdom and village alike, the Bastard Champions uncover tantalizing clues to their ultimate quarry: the powerful Blue Fairy, who has made each of their lives a living hell.
Second Hand Curses adds a dash of sly wit and a heaping portion of action to the fairy tales you thought you knew.
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What happens when the haggling is done and the shops are closed? When the quest has been given, the steeds saddled, and the adventurers are off to their next encounter? They keep the world running, the food cooked, and the horses shoed, yet what adventurer has ever spared a thought or concern for the Non-Player Characters? In the town of Maplebark, four such NPCs settle in for a night of actively ignoring the adventurers drinking in the tavern when things go quickly and fatally awry.
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Enjoyable if you manage your expectations
- By Miachi on 01-23-15
By: Drew Hayes
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Death's Mantle: The Complete Series
- Death's Mantle, Books 1-3
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 30 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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With great power comes formidable enemies and heartbreaking revelations. Lucian's quest to save his addict brother from a preordained death propels him into the heart of ancient conflicts, forcing him to forge and test alliances. As the series unfolds, Lucian must leverage his newfound abilities against a backdrop of cosmic war and familial secrets, risking everything to protect those he loves. Faced with loss, betrayal, and the dire consequences of his choices, Lucian's journey is a relentless pursuit of salvation that challenges the boundaries of sacrifice and the power of destiny.
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an excellent premise
- By Spencer Owen Mcguire on 01-11-25
By: Harmon Cooper
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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The Raven Tower
- By: Ann Leckie
- Narrated by: Adjoa Andoh
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries, the kingdom of Iraden has been protected by the god known as the Raven. He watches over his territory from atop a tower in the powerful port of Vastai. His will is enacted through the Raven's Lease, a human ruler chosen by the god himself. His magic is sustained via the blood sacrifice that every Lease must offer. And under the Raven's watch, the city flourishes. But the power of the Raven is weakening. A usurper has claimed the throne. The kingdom borders are tested by invaders who long for the prosperity that Vastai boasts.
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A Unique Perspective and an Intriguing Mystery
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-19
By: Ann Leckie
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Commune
- Commune, Book 1
- By: Joshua Gayou
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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For dinosaurs, it was a big rock. For humans: Coronal Mass Ejection (CME). When the Earth is hit by the greatest CME in recorded history (several times larger than the Carrington Event of 1859), the combined societies of the planet's most developed nations struggle to adapt to a life thrust back into the Dark Ages. In the United States, the military scrambles to speed the nation's recovery on multiple fronts including putting down riots, establishing relief camps, delivering medical aid, and bringing communication and travel back on line. Just as a real foothold is established in retaking the skies (utilizing existing commercial aircraft supplemented by military resources and ground control systems), a mysterious virus takes hold of the population, spreading globally over the very flight routes that the survivors fought so hard to rebuild.
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I want to adopt the characters into my family
- By yarginator on 11-27-17
By: Joshua Gayou
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Anathem
- By: Neal Stephenson
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman, Tavia Gilbert, William Dufris, and others
- Length: 32 hrs and 25 mins
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Fraa Erasmus is a young avout living in the Concent of Saunt Edhar, a sanctuary for mathematicians, scientists, and philosophers, protected from the corrupting influences of the "Saecular" world by ancient stone, honored traditions, and complex rituals. Over the centuries, cities, and governments have risen and fallen beyond the concent's walls. Three times during history's darkest epochs, bloody violence born of superstition and ignorance has invaded and devastated the cloistered mathic community.
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I love Neal, but Good lord... ugh!
- By SpiderGrrl on 10-08-19
By: Neal Stephenson
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Demon's Reign
- The Bloodwood Saga, Book 1
- By: David Estes, Ben Galley
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 22 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Tarkosi Terelta is a nobody. A nobody who will save his world from demons and the hellfire they bring. The third-born of a shamed family, Tarkosi's lot in life is to spend his days as a worker, feeding temperamental lancewings under a harsh master. His days in the bloodwood city of Shal Gara are full of drudgery, tedium, and pain, his own ambitions cast aside in the name of order.
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Amazing world with Amazing story!
- By Anonymous User on 12-07-22
By: David Estes, and others
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The Wolf in the Whale
- By: Jordanna Max Brodsky
- Narrated by: Jordanna Max Brodsky
- Length: 18 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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A sweeping tale of clashing cultures, warring gods, and forbidden love: In AD 1000, a young Inuit shaman and a Viking warrior become unwilling allies as war breaks out between their peoples and their gods - one that will determine the fate of them all.
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A Craftily Woven Tale
- By Sarah C Sage on 08-04-20
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
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Tor the Dungeon Crawler Box Set
- The Complete Death Goddess Cycle (The Wizardoms Epic)
- By: Jeffrey L. Kohanek
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Lucky Byfleet
- Length: 26 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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A misfit crew of relic hunters armed with magical weapons set off on a series of action-packed quests. Their mission: Seek out and recover magical artifacts that might be used in the battle against the Dark Lord. They never anticipated that their actions might send their world hurtling toward a dire fate.
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What an interesting series of hooks!
- By Baz on 11-30-24
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The Thousand Deaths of Ardor Benn
- By: Tyler Whitesides
- Narrated by: Tyler Whitesides
- Length: 25 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Liar. Thief. Legend. Ardor Benn is no ordinary thief. Rakish, ambitious, and master of wildly complex heists, he styles himself a Ruse Artist Extraordinaire. When a priest hires him for the most daring ruse yet, Ardor knows he'll need more than quick wit and sleight of hand. Assembling a dream team of forgers, disguisers, schemers, and thieves, he sets out to steal from the most powerful king the realm has ever known. But it soon becomes clear there's more at stake than fame and glory - Ard and his team might just be the last hope for human civilization.
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I wanted to love it but I just couldn't get there.
- By Pdxmattel on 07-22-21
By: Tyler Whitesides
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Curse of the Cyren Queen: The Complete Series
- Curse of the Cyren Queen, Books 1-4
- By: Helen Scheuerer
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 54 hrs and 11 mins
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Contains all four books in the Curse of the Cyren Queen dark fantasy quartet plus three bonus stories: A Lair of Bones, With Dagger and Song, The Fabric of Chaos, and To Wield a Crown. Includes bonus stories, "The Law of the Lair," "The Tides of War," and "A Song in the Deep."
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Loved this book
- By OG on 06-01-25
By: Helen Scheuerer
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The Trapped Mind Project
- A Science Fiction Fantasy LitRPG Series
- By: Michael Chatfield
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 18 hrs and 19 mins
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He made it to the top. As CEO of an asteroid mining company, Austin has accomplished everything he ever wanted in business. Now, he needs more. To get away he turns to a fantasy video game. He just wants peace and quiet, play as a dwarf, build a house, do some smithing and character building. His idea of the perfect fantasy game. Then he learns their secret. If he gets caught, it means death. He’ll need help along the way. How can he convince anyone they’re slaves in a bigger game and stay under the radar?
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One of the Top Five LitRPG Stories
- By Don Gilbert on 03-05-18
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The Forever
- The Forever Series, Book 1, 2
- By: Craig Robertson
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 17 hrs and 22 mins
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Jon Ryan is irreverent, cocky, funny, and walks with a swagger. The cocky fighter pilot turned astronaut is also Earth's only chance for survival. The planet Jupiter, thrown off orbit, will destroy Earth in less than a century. Jon volunteers for the most ambitious, desperate mission ever conceived: His consciousness must be transferred into an experimental android host, where he'll live an immortal - and lonely - life. Jon's only companion on his 50-year voyage is his ship's irritable AI.
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Pass if you want smart sci-fi
- By Prefection on 09-04-18
By: Craig Robertson
The book reveals the story through chapters that are fairly self contained, yet the chapters are connected and move us toward the three main characters search for the Blue Fairy. Jack is a lovable, carefree constantly smiling scoundrel. He is inordinately pleased to be a scoundrel. Jack is immortal, as long as he has money. Frank is animated, but he is not alive. Think of Frankenstein. He is measured, thoughtful, intelligent and adores children. He will do what it takes to protect children. There is a reason for that trait. Marie is a lovely Princess, but is cursed to turn into a huge killing monster when she gets angry. She is searching for a cure for the curse. The Blue Fairy, who is exceedingly powerful, can cure her and can help the two men with their issues, but they cannot find her. In the final chapter things come to a head at a proposed wedding. The book does not leave the listener hanging, but does leave room for a sequel.
Now for the best part - the narration by Scott Aiello, Marc Vietor and Tavia Gilbert. They are all three perfect for this story. What a marvelous treat!!! These three talents take a wonderfully written story and bring it to life. Fantastic choices. I hope there is a sequel and I hope that these three narrators are chosen to perform. I will certainly purchase that sequel as soon as it becomes available.
A wonderful surprise
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The Narrative
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A Shining Example For Fantasy & Audio Books
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A tail as old as time
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Charming book, and a new favorite!
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Twistedly Wonderful!
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Really really GOOD!!!!
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Unique twist on classic tales
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absolutely wonderful in plot and narration.
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Pretty Good!
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