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Wil Wheaton
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John Scalzi
About this listen
New York Times bestseller John Scalzi flies you to the moon with his most fantastic tale to date: When the Moon Hits Your Eye
The moon has turned into cheese.
Now humanity has to deal with it.
For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
Astronauts and billionaires, comedians and bank executives, professors and presidents, teenagers and terminal patients at the end of their lives -- over the length of an entire lunar cycle, each get their moment in the moonlight. To panic, to plan, to wonder and to pray, to laugh and to grieve. All in a kaleidoscopic novel that goes all the places you’d expect, and then to so many places you wouldn’t.
It’s a wild moonage daydream. Ride this rocket.
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Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.
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Obumwe said, Eagan said, Wilson said, Rickney said
- By A Fitts on 01-18-13
By: John Scalzi
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Love, Death + Robots: The Official Anthology: Volume One
- Love, Death and Robots
- By: Amanda J. Spedding - editor, Geoff Brown - editor, Tim Miller, and others
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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The sixteen stories and two screenplays that make up Volume One of the Emmy® Award–winning Netflix Original series Love, Death & Robots.
By: Amanda J. Spedding - editor, and others
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The Serpent Called Mercy
- By: Roanne Lau
- Narrated by: Chan Woo Lim
- Length: 14 hrs and 59 mins
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Lythlet and her only friend Desil are shackled to a life of debt and poverty that she fears they will never escape. Desperate for money, they sign up as conquessors: arena combatants who fight sun-cursed beasts in the seedy underworld of the city. Match-master Dothilos is initially enamored of Desil’s brawling reputation, but after seeing Lythlet lead the pair to triumph with her quick cunning, he takes her under his wing, scorning Desil. Ambition takes root in Lythlet’s heart as a life of fame and wealth unfolds in her imagination.
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The Mercy of Gods
- Captive's War, Book 1
- By: James S.A. Corey
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
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The Carryx—part empire, part hive—has waged wars of conquest for centuries, destroying or enslaving species across the galaxy in its conflict with an ancient and deathless enemy. When they descend on the isolated world of Anjiin, the human population is abased, slaughtered, and put in chains. The best and brightest are abducted, taken to the Carryx world-palace to join prisoners from a thousand other species. Dafyd Alkhor, assistant to a prestigious scientist, is captured along with his team.
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Incredible
- By Davey Francis on 08-15-24
By: James S.A. Corey
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Constituent Service
- A Third District Story
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
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Short and fun!
- By Andrew on 10-04-24
By: John Scalzi
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The Calculating Stars
- A Lady Astronaut Novel
- By: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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On a cold spring night in 1952, a huge meteorite fell to earth and obliterated much of the East Coast of the US, including Washington, DC. The ensuing climate cataclysm will soon render the Earth inhospitable for humanity, as the last such meteorite did for the dinosaurs. This looming threat calls for a radically accelerated effort to colonize space and requires a much-larger share of humanity to take part in the process. Elma York’s drive to become the first lady astronaut is so strong that even the most dearly held conventions of society may not stand a chance against her.
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Never achieves lift off
- By Richard Bruno on 10-01-18
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Not a Very Good Murderer
- By: Ronan Farrow
- Narrated by: Ronan Farrow
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
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In this wild, genre-bending audio documentary, New York Times best-selling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter Ronan Farrow dives deep into the strange and storied life of high-society socialite and former Miss Arizona Celia (Cece) Doane.
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Entertaining, but....
- By David P on 03-28-25
By: Ronan Farrow
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Hampton Heights
- One Harrowing Night in the Most Haunted Neighborhood in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
- By: Dan Kois
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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On a cold winter’s evening in 1987, six middle-school paperboys wander an unfamiliar Milwaukee neighborhood, selling newspaper subscriptions, fueled by their manager Kevin’s promises of cash bonuses and dinner at Burger King. But the freaks come out at night in Hampton Heights. Sent out into the neighborhood in pairs, the boys will encounter a host of primordial monsters—and triumph over them.
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Epic Tale and So Fun!
- By Lynn76 on 03-19-25
By: Dan Kois
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The Collapsing Empire
- The Interdependency, Book 1
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Our universe is ruled by physics, and faster-than-light travel is not possible - until the discovery of The Flow, an extradimensional field we can access at certain points in space-time that transports us to other worlds, around other stars. Humanity flows away from Earth, into space, and in time forgets our home world and creates a new empire, the Interdependency, whose ethos requires that no one human outpost can survive without the others. It's a hedge against interstellar war - and a system of control for the rulers of the empire.
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THE STUPIDITIES OF COURT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-01-17
By: John Scalzi
What listeners say about When the Moon Hits Your Eye
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- Amy
- 03-31-25
Buyer's Remorse
It's not bad, but I didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I thought I would, and I regret spending a credit on it instead of something more enjoyable. I'm typically a fan of Scalzi's work, but this one seemed to drag. I kept waiting for it to get really good, and it never did. And while I also typically enjoy Wil Wheaton narrating Scalzi's books, it didn't work for this book. The whole thing just feels off. I wish I liked it more, and I'm really sad that I don't.
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- Mike
- 03-27-25
Some how the plot works
I really enjoyed it. Its not my favorite book he has ever done. But i will definitely listen to a few more times. It would have been 5 stars except for the ending. I will not give anything away.
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- matt dean
- 04-11-25
The cheese-ening!
This is really funny and witty.
No one is ready for the cheese-aggedon!!!
it's a total cheese-pocalypse!
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- Keith
- 04-02-25
Another Extraordinarily Fun read from Scalzi
Only John Scalzi can take such a far-fetched premise as the Moon turning to cheese, and actually make it fun, funny, believable and still deliver a timely message. As always, much to fast a read, but that's how he keeps us wanting more. Bravo John!
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- John Wolfe
- 04-03-25
Great time!
I look forward to every new Scalzi book, and this one did not disappoint! Laughs, crazy situations, and wacky reactions abound!. I loved his "every man trilogy" - thank you, John Scalzi
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- HoneyBaked
- 04-12-25
Different
There isn’t much of an overarching plot. Reads more like a collection of short stories. Some of the stories are great. Will’s performance was excellent.
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- mark vesel
- 04-05-25
Another fantastic read
So much fun, the different points of view on different days was such a great method that got me out of my reading slump. Thank you sir for continuing to put out these great books
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- Anonymous User
- 04-09-25
The Moon is now cheese?
I don't know what's happened. Scalzi has evolved in his writing in a why I just don't really enjoy anymore? will Wright's narration is now almost childish and hammed to the point of being kind of annoying. I guess this genre just isn't for me as anymore.
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- Jan C.
- 04-03-25
More of a thought experiment than a plot
Scalzi’s writing is great, and Wheaton’s narration is as usual top notch, but the plot, such as it is, is lame. The whole book is more of a thought experiment with such a shifting from one set of characters to the next, that I didn’t really care about practically any of them. I also would like to not hear the word “cheese” again for at least a year.
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- Tony E.
- 03-27-25
What Happens When The Ridiculous Happens?
Is the premise of the story absolutely ridiculous? Yes. Is the resulting story that takes the ridiculous serious compelling? Also yes.
As you can see in the preview of the book, this is a story about what happens when the moon suddenly turns to cheese, errr... organic material. It goes to several people in different jobs, positions, and lifestyles to see how their lives are affected by this absurdity turned reality. There are some stories that you would expect to see -- the president, congressmen, and NASA astronauts trying to figure out the why and the how it will affect the world. Then there are the stories that are much more compelling and heartfelt -- the pastor trying to keep his faith, the aspiring author, the song writer dying of pancreatic cancer. The emotions and reality packed into these day accounts are the heart of this story. You can hear the quiver in Wil Wheaton's voice as he shares the flood of emotions breaking through stoic facades. This is peak Wil Wheaton delivering peak Scalzi absurdity.
In the end, don't expect a lot of answers to the why of it and enjoy the ride of the who of it. And then, in the end, just accept that it was all just a hoax and go back to your normal life with just the hint of doubt in the back corner of your mind.
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