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Welcome to Gumdrop Gulch—a place where bubbles float sideways, goats wear rocket chairs, and adventure always comes with sprinkles. In this cheerful tale of friendship and fun, you'll meet MooCycle, a rainbow-colored motorcycle rider who never takes the straight path when he can loop-de-loop. Alongside his zany sidekick Bix and a whole parade of colorful townsfolk (and goats, inventors, tunnel trolls, waffle dancers, and more), MooCycle zips from one heart-happy chapter to the next. This story isn’t about saving the world—it's about celebrating it. It's silly. It's sweet. It's stuffed...

Birtha Blacktail isn’t your average hunting dog. In fact, she’s not much of a hunting dog at all—unless snoring in the sun and philosophizing from the porch count as skills. She’s big, she’s loyal, and she’s got just enough brainpower to wag when necessary. Alongside her 14-year-old human, Jason, Birtha proves that life doesn’t have to be fast-paced or fancy to be downright extraordinary. Set in the quiet rhythms of rural life, this heartwarming and hilarious tale explores friendship, loyalty, lazy afternoons, and the occasional wild adventure (reluctantly participated in, of ...

Hanover Elementary is not your average school. The milk cartons whisper advice. The pencil sharpener leaks secrets. And the cafeteria meatballs occasionally move on their own. Tommy Tiddleton was just trying to survive another weird Wednesday when he stumbled upon the first clue: a glowing sandwich bag marked “DO NOT OPEN.” Naturally, he opened it. Now, with the help of his best friends—Dev the skeptic, Blister the chaos enthusiast, and Miss Sheila the world’s most suspicious lunch lady—Tommy must navigate a bizarre underground archive, a sentient gravy spill, memory-erasing tacos...

Dear Reader, This book was not supposed to happen. It began with a pencil, a portal, and a mysteriously opinionated sandwich—and quickly unraveled into time loops, arguing punctuation marks, and a talking sock puppet with boundary issues. Molly, Kramer, and Alex didn’t mean to break the story. But when their magical compass shattered and the narrator went rogue, they had only one choice left: write their way out. This is not a story about chosen ones. It’s a story about accidental ones—about what happens when kids with big hearts and bigger imaginations fall into a world that ...

After the final battle in Sometimes, peace returns to the city—briefly. But it doesn’t last. When a young kitten named Always appears with no known origin and a connection to long-forgotten Purrfect Agency secrets, old shadows rise. Sometimes has gone off-grid. A new enemy is weaving danger into the future using something called The Threadline, a global network of memories, instincts, and decisions designed to overwrite free will permanently. Worse still, someone from the Original Nine Agents—long believed lost—is back, and they aren’t who they used to be. Now it's up to Always, ...

What if procrastination wasn’t a problem—but a hidden strength? In this eye-opening, laugh-out-loud, and refreshingly honest deep dive, Steven Doornbos invites you on a journey through the surprisingly brilliant, misunderstood world of delay. From the neuroscience of hesitation to the emotional truth behind avoidance, The Procrastinator’s Edge is a bold celebration of the thinkers, dreamers, and slow-starters we’ve been unfairly labeling for too long. With warmth, humor, and depth, this book transforms procrastination from a dirty word into a dazzling art form—and shows you how to...

Welcome to Healthy Pets, Happy Lives, your ultimate guide to homemade nutrition for dogs and cats. More than ever, pet owners are choosing fresh, wholesome ingredients over commercial kibble to nourish their furry family members. Feeding your pet homemade meals is a loving, empowering way to improve their health, energy, digestion, and longevity. This comprehensive book walks you through everything you need to know—from understanding your pet’s nutritional needs to selecting the right ingredients, balancing meals, preparing recipes, using supplements safely, and troubleshooting common ...

Camryn Walsh never thought her morning run would end with a corpse. But when she discovers a half-buried body on her favorite secluded trail, she becomes the accidental spark in a global conspiracy she was never meant to see. The victim knew her name. The evidence leads directly back to her. And what she uncovers next turns her from a bystander into the glitch in a billion-dollar system built on secrecy, surveillance, and simulation. Now on the run from an invisible organization that manipulates reality for data, behavior control, and population testing, Camryn must outsmart the people who ...

Welcome to The House That Hungers—a gothic descent into psychological terror, memory, and the appetite of places that never truly die. This is not your typical haunted house story. The house doesn’t just whisper. It doesn’t just remember. It feeds. Elena Marrow returns to a long-forgotten ancestral estate expecting closure. What she finds instead is a sentient structure that has waited generations to taste her again. Reality bends. Memory bleeds. Doors don’t just open—they bite. And the more she uncovers, the more she realizes: She didn’t come back to explore the house. She came...

Welcome to the town of Willow Creek, where the laundry isn’t just clean — it’s magical. Eleven-year-old Sky is no ordinary kid. With bright red hair, quick wit, and a heart full of courage, she’s about to uncover a world beyond the spin cycle — where socks disappear, jeans vanish, and a mischievous Laundry Master threatens to unravel the fabric of both her town and a hidden magical realm. Join Sky and her friends Felix and Harper on a whirlwind adventure full of friendship, mystery, and magic. Are you ready to spin the cycle?

Sky Emerson is an 11-year-old detective with a knack for uncovering secrets — especially when those secrets hum, glow, and sometimes whisper her name. When a mysterious locker at Brambleberry Middle School begins to pulse with strange energy, Sky and her best friend JoJo find themselves plunged into a world of portals, shadowy watchers, and otherworldly adventures. With the help of their loyal dog Muffin, they must unravel the mystery before the unstable portal tears their world apart — and before they get caught by the relentless agents tasked with keeping the secret. Packed with humor...

Meet Sky Sampson. She’s eleven years old, wildly curious, just a little mischievous, and definitely not the type to ignore a talking gnome or a mumbling garden. When strange noises start echoing from her neighbor’s overgrown backyard, Sky does what any aspiring mystery-solver would do: she grabs a notebook, a granola bar, and her unreasonably grumpy cat, Mr. Tiddles, and dives in—headfirst. But this isn’t just any mystery. Beneath the tomato vines and ceramic lawn ornaments lies something ancient, powerful, and slightly passive-aggressive. With the help of her best friend Jazz (and ...

Pain Point Marketing: How to Fix Your Business Marketing Pain Points One at a Time is not just another marketing book filled with jargon and recycled advice. It’s a practical, punchy, and occasionally hilarious guide for business owners who are tired of spinning their wheels and ready to solve the real problems holding their success hostage. If you've ever found yourself shouting into the void, wondering why your “best idea yet” didn’t convert, or spending nights staring at a blank screen instead of customers’ orders, you’re in the right place. This book shows you how to think ...

Let’s be honest: life is hard. But baked potatoes? Baked potatoes are easy. They don’t argue. They don’t ghost you. They don’t have opinions on politics, social media, or what you’re binge-watching. They’re just warm, reliable, and always ready to listen—especially when you’re holding a fork. This book is a spud-soaked, butter-drenched journey into the heart and soul of one of the most underrated comfort foods of all time. From ancient tuber rituals to modern microwave hacks, from serious history to ridiculous humor, Fully Loaded will make you laugh, cry (mostly from ...

Welcome to the laugh-out-loud chaos of getting older—and refusing to act like it. In The Mind Said Yes… The Body Called 911, you'll meet a cast of lovable, slightly unhinged seniors who try everything their minds enthusiastically agree to... only to have their joints, muscles, and dignity cry out in betrayal. From trampoline disasters and Zumba incidents to TikTok misadventures and DIY plumbing chaos, this book is packed with hilarious real-life missteps, relatable aging wisdom, and the kind of humor that will leave you snorting into your applesauce. If you’ve ever said, “I still ...

We’ve all met them—the self-declared gurus, the self-taught “experts,” the confidently oblivious office heroes, and the life coaches whose biggest accomplishment is remembering their Instagram password. In I Have No Idea What I’m Doing, we shine a painfully bright spotlight on twenty gloriously unqualified characters who charge boldly into the world, armed with buzzwords, blind faith, and absolutely no clue. From clueless consultants to motivational speakers who can’t find the stage, this book celebrates the gloriously chaotic people who remind us all that sometimes the only ...

Meet Rachael, The Queen Of Frog Hat Creek: Retirement at thirty sounds like a dream. For most people, it’s the ultimate fantasy: sleeping in, sipping coffee on the porch, reading every book you never had time for, and—if you’re lucky—having a golden retriever that brings you slippers with soulful eyes and a wagging tail. For Rachel, it was a 12-day vacation that turned into an existential crisis. At first, it was amazing. No alarms. No emails. No customer complaints about broken zippers or missing return labels. No meetings that could’ve been memos. She’d wake up, pour her ...

He was built to serve, abandoned to rust… and reborn by lightning with a spark of something no one expected: humanity. Krank is no ordinary robot. After years forgotten in a dusty warehouse, a freak lightning storm reboots him—this time with curiosity, emotion, and a mind of his own. With a spoon for a finger, a pigeon as a best friend, and a brilliant young girl named Maya by his side, Krank sets out to discover what it truly means to be alive. But when powerful forces try to shut him down, Krank must do more than survive—he must inspire. Together with a growing community, Krank ...

From companionship to stress relief, the emotional and behavioral benefits of owning a pet are profound and far-reaching. Research in psychology and healthcare consistently highlights the positive impact that pets can have on our mental well-being and behavior. In this chapter, we will explore the multifaceted ways in which pet ownership enhances our emotional and behavioral health. One of the key aspects of owning a pet is the companionship they provide. Pets, whether dogs, cats, or other animals, offer unconditional love and support, which can alleviate feelings of loneliness and ...

The Magical Arrival: Welcoming Your Kitten into Your Home** Bringing a new kitten into your home is a magical experience filled with excitement and joy. However, it is essential to prepare yourself and your living space to ensure a smooth transition for your new furry family member. This chapter will guide you through the crucial steps to welcoming your kitten into your home and setting the stage for a strong and loving bond. **Understanding Your Kitten's Needs** Before your kitten arrives, it is vital to understand their basic needs. Kittens require a safe and comfortable environment with ...