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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.
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Great story but kids want pictures.
- By Bree on 12-01-23
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 01-21-21
- Language: English
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 2
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
- A Funny Kid's Book About a Unicorn Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 10)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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Fairy is a unicorn. Now, that’s not so strange. But her powerful farts, please avoid at close range. Her farts are a burst of pink rainbow dust. But run away fast, if she lets one bust. Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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fun
- By JAMES COMPUTERS REPAIR on 08-08-21
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
- A Funny Kid's Book About a Unicorn Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 10)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 10
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-05-21
- Language: English
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
- A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
- A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 12
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
- Language: English
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Foxy the Farting Fox shares a wide variety of his Fourth of July firework farts! Makes a perfect gift for Fourth of July or any day of the year for boys and girls or that someone special in your life....
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 05-14-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it. It's just the way she is. She explains that it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot.
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Funny
- By B. Jewett on 12-27-20
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 1
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 12-14-20
- Language: English
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Gus the Gassy Ghost
- A Funny Rhyming Halloween Story Picture Book for Kids and Adults About a Farting Ghost, Early Reader
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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When his friends aren’t successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare!
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We Love Gus!
- By Kate on 10-30-23
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Gus the Gassy Ghost
- A Funny Rhyming Halloween Story Picture Book for Kids and Adults About a Farting Ghost, Early Reader
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 25
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 04-26-21
- Language: English
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
- A Story About a Fish Who Poots (Farts) (Farting Adventures, Book 11)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
- A Story About a Fish Who Poots (Farts) (Farting Adventures, Book 11)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 11
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
- Language: English
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I’m pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you’re eating Is often seen as rude.
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 15
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-19-21
- Language: English
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day
- Farting Adventures, Book 21
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Hi, I’m Abe the ape. I love April Fool’s Day, mainly because I like laughing but also because I like farting. Laughing and farting. Farting and laughing. It's all the same to me. In this funny animal book about farts, Abe shares his farts like Silent Safari, Joke Jungle, and Terrible Trickster.
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Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day
- Farting Adventures, Book 21
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 21
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts in all kinds of ways, both useful and stinky!
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 18
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-17-21
- Language: English
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Meet Artsy. He loves art. And he loves to fart. What happens when you combine the two? Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100.
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 4
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day!
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 17
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 03-02-21
- Language: English
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs.
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 28
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 05-13-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time, Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon find out that they're not the only ones that can toot.
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 5
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-19-21
- Language: English
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 2 mins
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What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+. A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view.
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 14
- Length: 2 mins
- Release date: 02-17-21
- Language: English
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me! Share this unicorn story with loved ones.
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 13
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-25-21
- Language: English
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Fritz finds out how impactful his superpower can be! Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to children's homes? A funny children's audiobook that will be cherished for years to come. Adults are permitted to laugh too.
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 04-15-21
- Language: English
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Onyx Storm (Part 2 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 3
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Megan Poppy, Laura C. Harris, Su Ling Chan, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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After nearly eighteen months at Basgiath War College, Violet Sorrengail knows there’s no more time for lessons. No more time for uncertainty. Because the battle has truly begun, and with enemies closing in from outside their walls and within their ranks, it’s impossible to know who to trust. Now Violet must journey beyond the failing Aretian wards to seek allies from unfamiliar lands to stand with Navarre. The trip will test every bit of her wit, luck, and strength, but she will do anything to save what she loves—her dragons, her family, her home, and him.
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So so good
- By Anonymous User on 07-04-25
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Atmosphere: A GMA Book Club Pick
- A Love Story
- By: Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio, Julia Whelan, Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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Fast-paced, thrilling, and emotional, Atmosphere is Taylor Jenkins Reid at her best: transporting listeners to iconic times and places, creating complex protagonists, and telling a passionate and soaring story about the transformative power of love—this time among the stars.
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This has soared to the top of my all-time favs!
- By Kimberley on 06-03-25
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Onyx Storm (Part 2 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 3
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Megan Poppy, Laura C. Harris, Su Ling Chan, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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After nearly eighteen months at Basgiath War College, Violet Sorrengail knows there’s no more time for lessons. No more time for uncertainty. Because the battle has truly begun, and with enemies closing in from outside their walls and within their ranks, it’s impossible to know who to trust. Now Violet must journey beyond the failing Aretian wards to seek allies from unfamiliar lands to stand with Navarre. The trip will test every bit of her wit, luck, and strength, but she will do anything to save what she loves—her dragons, her family, her home, and him.
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So so good
- By Anonymous User on 07-04-25
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Atmosphere: A GMA Book Club Pick
- A Love Story
- By: Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio, Julia Whelan, Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Fast-paced, thrilling, and emotional, Atmosphere is Taylor Jenkins Reid at her best: transporting listeners to iconic times and places, creating complex protagonists, and telling a passionate and soaring story about the transformative power of love—this time among the stars.
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This has soared to the top of my all-time favs!
- By Kimberley on 06-03-25
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Great Big Beautiful Life
- By: Emily Henry
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Alice Scott is an eternal optimist still dreaming of her big writing break. Hayden Anderson is a Pulitzer-prize winning human thundercloud. And they’re both on balmy Little Crescent Island for the same reason: To write the biography of a woman no one has seen in years—or at least to meet with the octogenarian who claims to be the Margaret Ives. Tragic heiress, former tabloid princess, and daughter of one of the most storied (and scandalous) families of the 20th Century.
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Just, wow.
- By julia lee on 04-25-25
By: Emily Henry
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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My Friends
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an artist herself, knows otherwise and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their difficult home lives by spending their days laughing and telling stories out on a pier.
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How can he keep doing this? Another masterpiece!
- By Blue on 05-08-25
By: Fredrik Backman
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Mark of the Fool 9
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: J.M. Clarke
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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As the enemy escalates, it’s time for Alex to free himself of his limitations once and for all. The Mark of the Fool. A ‘gift’ from Uldar that enhances the bearer’s ability to learn any skill, but—in return—one cannot practise magic, engage in combat or use divinity at all. Alex Roth, the latest Fool, has found ways around his limitations. Now, however, he has hit a wall. To master the most powerful spells, Alex discovers that the Mark can no longer be worked around. It must be removed… or transformed.
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this series is so good
- By Joy on 07-06-25
By: J.M. Clarke
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Broken Country
- By: Clare Leslie Hall
- Narrated by: Hattie Morahan
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Beth and her gentle, kind husband Frank are happily married, but their relationship relies on the past staying buried. But when Beth’s brother-in-law shoots a dog going after their sheep, Beth doesn’t realize that the gunshot will alter the course of their lives. For the dog belonged to none other than Gabriel Wolfe, the man Beth loved as a teenager—the man who broke her heart years ago. Gabriel has returned to the village with his young son Leo, a boy who reminds Beth very much of her own son, who died in a tragic accident.
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Best book of the year
- By Carolyn on 03-27-25
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Quicksilver Bonus Scenes: Kingfisher's POV
- The Fae & Alchemy Series
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
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Previously only available on Callie Hart's website, these scenes (written from Kingfisher's point of view rather than Saeris') are now brought to life in audio by popular demand.
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KINGFISHERRRRR
- By Sydney on 07-03-25
By: Callie Hart
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Death Row
- Alibis collection
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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Talia Kemper is on death row for murdering her husband. She had an alibi and no known motive, yet Talia’s unwavering protestations of innocence have always been ignored. Then one day in the visiting area, she sees a recognizable stranger she’s certain is her husband. It turns out the man she’s been convicted of killing may not be dead after all. But as the days tick away toward Talia’s execution, what will it take for her to be believed?
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The end was disappointing and story watered down
- By Anonymous User on 07-06-25
By: Freida McFadden
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The Waitress
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Claudia Jessie
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Alicia has left her young son behind with her sister to chase a better life in London. But she’s not just chasing opportunity. She’s escaping the truth. And no one in her new life needs to know what she’s running from. At The Orbit — a glittering high-rise where the city’s elite come to play — Alicia waits tables and watches everything. She knows just how to blend in, how to charm, how to make people see what she wants them to see.
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Easy listen
- By Birderliz on 06-11-25
By: K. L. Slater
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Sunrise on the Reaping
- A Hunger Games Novel
- By: Suzanne Collins
- Narrated by: Jefferson White
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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As the day dawns on the fiftieth annual Hunger Games, fear grips the districts of Panem. This year, in honor of the Quarter Quell, twice as many tributes will be taken from their homes. Back in District 12, Haymitch Abernathy is trying not to think too hard about his chances. All he cares about is making it through the day and being with the girl he loves.
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A Sad but Beautiful Tale
- By Anonymous User on 03-19-25
By: Suzanne Collins
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
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Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Best Romantasy this year!
- By Gabby love on 11-02-24
By: Callie Hart
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Till Summer Do Us Part
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
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Scottie Price just started a new job and it's a real sausage fest. She's the only woman on a team filled with Brads and Chads. Expecting a bachelor pad atmosphere, she is quickly corrected when she finds out everyone is happily married. In an effort to impress her boss, Scottie mentions her nonexistent husband in a company meeting. But eagle-eyed Chad points out her lack of wedding ring.
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AMAZING!!!
- By Michelle miller on 06-06-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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The Tenant
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Will Damron, Christine Lakin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Blake Porter is riding high, until he's not. Fired abruptly from his job as a VP of marketing and unable to make the mortgage payments on the new brownstone he shares with his fiancée, he's desperate to make ends meet. Enter Whitney. Beautiful, charming, down-to-earth, and looking for a room to rent. She's exactly what Blake's looking for. Or is she? Because something isn't quite right. The neighbors start treating Blake differently. The smell of decay permeates his home, no matter how hard he scrubs. Strange noises jar him awake in the middle of the night.
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I have almost all of FM's titles in my library
- By Olympia1010 on 05-18-25
By: Freida McFadden
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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What a beautiful book
- By Brooke Baker on 08-15-24
By: Alison Espach
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Fourth Wing (Part 1 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Troy Allan, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them. With fewer dragons willing to bond than cadets, most would kill Violet to better their own chances of success.
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4 FIRST-YEAR ★’s
- By ➷➹➸❥HFB🔹🔹🔹 on 12-27-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Red Rising
- By: Pierce Brown
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
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Darrow is a Red, a member of the lowest caste in the color-coded society of the future. Like his fellow Reds, he works all day, believing that he and his people are making the surface of Mars livable for future generations. Yet he spends his life willingly, knowing that his blood and sweat will one day result in a better world for his children. But Darrow and his kind have been betrayed. Soon he discovers that humanity reached the surface generations ago. Vast cities and sprawling parks spread across the planet.
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HUMANS ARE ALWAY NEGOTIATING,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-30-15
By: Pierce Brown
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Onyx Storm
- Empyrean, Book 3
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Teddy Hamilton, and others
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
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After nearly eighteen months at Basgiath War College, Violet Sorrengail knows there’s no more time for lessons. No more time for uncertainty. Because the battle has truly begun, and with enemies closing in from outside their walls and within their ranks, it’s impossible to know who to trust. Now Violet must journey beyond the failing Aretian wards to seek allies from unfamiliar lands to stand with Navarre. The trip will test every bit of her wit, luck, and strength, but she will do anything to save what she loves—her dragons, her family, her home, and him.
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I'm spoiled by graphic audio
- By CAtkins on 01-22-25
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 3
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...
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Jim Dale at his best
- By rottndachs on 01-12-16
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
- A Hunger Games Novel
- By: Suzanne Collins
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
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It is the morning of the reaping that will kick off the 10th annual Hunger Games. In the Capitol, 18-year-old Coriolanus Snow is preparing for his one shot at glory as a mentor in the Games. The once-mighty house of Snow has fallen on hard times, its fate hanging on the slender chance that Coriolanus will be able to out charm, outwit, and outmaneuver his fellow students to mentor the winning tribute. The odds are against him. He’s been given the humiliating assignment of mentoring the female tribute from District 12, the lowest of the low.
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Bad part
- By Edgars Dumins on 05-19-20
By: Suzanne Collins
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Don't Let Him In
- A Novel
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Richard Armitage, Joanne Froggatt, Tamaryn Payne, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
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Restauranteur Paddy Swann was the life of the party until the day a man pushed him in the path of an oncoming train, leaving his twenty-something daughter Ash and wife Nina devastated. Shortly after Paddy’s funeral, the two women receive a surprise in the mail: a note and package from Nick Radcliffe, an old friend of Paddy’s, and a nondescript lighter that once belonged to him decades ago. This unexpected gift draws Nick and Nina closer together—much to Ash’s dismay.
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Rudimentary. At best.
- By Wednesday on 06-27-25
By: Lisa Jewell
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 4
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts. Only wizards who are over seventeen are allowed to enter - but that doesn't stop Harry dreaming that he will win the competition. Then at Hallowe'en, when the Goblet of Fire makes its selection, Harry is amazed to find his name is one of those that the magical cup picks out. He will face death-defying tasks, dragons and Dark wizards, but with the help of his best friends, Ron and Hermione, he might just make it through - alive!
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“Harreeeeeeeeee”
- By D.S.G. on 01-06-18
By: J.K. Rowling