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Moira Quirk
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Zac Gorman
About this listen
Surrounded by all creatures gruesome and grotesque, Thisby Thestoop, the gamekeeper for the Black Mountain Dungeon, is getting roped into another job—saving the princess’s skin—in the debut fantasy-adventure series by Zac Gorman, contributor to the hilarious Rick and Morty comic series.
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them).
When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon—without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother—and it’s up to Thisby to guide the princess safely past the hoards of minotaurs, wyverns, ghouls, and who-knows-what-else that would love nothing more than to nosh the royal highness for dinner.
Thisby Thestoop and Princess Iphigenia have a dangerous adventure ahead of them. If they’re going to a rescue the missing prince, stop a mounting war, and keep safe all the creatures who call the mountain dungeon home, they’ll have to learn how to trust each other.
Don't miss the first book in this rollicking new fantasy-adventure series from debut author Zac Gorman!
©2018 Zac Gorman (P)2018 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-29-23
Filled with magic
It is a great book to read if you like mythical creatures and adventure. Overall it is a great book and the story was great.
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- Christine
- 09-19-23
Storytelling at it’s Finest!
Wow! I wasn’t sure what to expect with this book, but was absolutely charming. The story is interesting with a hero some villains and unlikely friends. Just lovely!!
I would highly recommend this to anyone!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-06-18
Fantastic
I absolutely loved this book! The story is excellent, and the narrator was perfect! Pick it up if you like Harry Potter.
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- Natalia Blinkova
- 02-16-23
Loved
This book was very good and I will listen again. I enjoyed the character development and setting the most, but it had a good plot as well
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- Renee Cannon
- 12-19-22
Awesome
Waiting for parts 2-10! ❤️❤️. Excellent story telling. Enjoyed it from beginning to end. Bravo.
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- Heather R. Smoot
- 06-15-18
Great, fun read
Great story. A fun, easy read. I loved the character of Thisby Thestoop. Audible narration added so much to the story. Narrator did a fabulous job!
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- navydiver
- 01-12-23
very cute, appropriate for kids
This was fun adventure story with a core theme of friendship. I didn't know it was a children's book, but still enjoyed it thoroughly.
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