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A Feline Space Adventure
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In this inventive and heartfelt take on a dystopian space opera, humanity’s last hope comes complete with a space station, an attitude, and …whiskers?
Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero.
What they get is Lily. Owner of the last functional battle station for the last four hundred years by right of being the last living soul on it, Lily ad-Alice has spent all that time struggling to save lives, fend off loneliness, and operate human-made weapons controls with paws and meows. Four centuries of establishing protocols, figuring out how to utilize an irresponsibly large arsenal of orbital weaponry, and scraping by with what life support still functions.
Lily doesn’t have a plan. She can’t even tell how haunted her home is. Every day is an endless stream of alarms and crises—it’s a lot for a lone desperate housecat to handle herself. But being the proprietor of the last piece of working orbital infrastructure in existence is a responsibility and duty she’s accepted anyway.
Now things are changing again. Something big is looming, and everything Lily has scrambled for hundreds of years to achieve is at risk. But if she’s quick, maybe she can do some good. If she’s cunning, maybe she can adapt. If she’s smart, maybe she can build something that lasts this time. And if she’s very, very lucky, maybe she won’t have to do it alone.
The hit science-fiction tale—with more than 900,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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After a rough break up, Wyatt moves to New York City, eager to prove himself while working on Wall Street. When he’s asked to visit the father of his ex-girlfriend, a billionaire tycoon, his fate is sealed. The revolutionary company, Nu-En, launches a radical innovation, an energy that will allow every person on the planet access to power. Only it doesn’t perform as anticipated. Harnessing the ocean has consequences, and highly dangerous creatures emerge from the depths. Soon, the Earth is fracturing, and the world will never be the same.
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Interesting story but..
- By Mike Fedotov on 09-28-23
By: Nathan Hystad
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The Luminous Dead
- A Novel
- By: Caitlin Starling
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 14 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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When Gyre Price lied her way into this expedition, she thought she’d be mapping mineral deposits and that her biggest problems would be cave collapses and gear malfunctions. She also thought that the fat paycheck - enough to get her off-planet and on the trail of her mother - meant she’d get a skilled surface team, monitoring her suit and environment, keeping her safe. Keeping her sane. Instead, she got Em. Em sees nothing wrong with controlling Gyre’s body with drugs or withholding critical information to “ensure the smooth operation” of her expedition.
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Don't Trust the Description.
- By M.A. in TN on 10-22-19
By: Caitlin Starling
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Wolf of Withervale
- Noss Saga, Book 1
- By: Joaquín Baldwin
- Narrated by: Magnus Carlssen
- Length: 21 hrs and 53 mins
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Lago was only a child when the shapeshifter entrusted the wolf-like mask to his care—an artifact so powerful that it could come to shape the entire world of Noss. Now that he is coming of age, Lago is becoming ever more fearful of the ominous relics influence, of the empire who has scented its trail and is coming after it. Coming after him.
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A Very Deep Story
- By Anonymous User on 04-16-25
By: Joaquín Baldwin
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Day Zero
- A Novel
- By: C. Robert Cargill
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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It was a day like any other. Except it was our last.... It’s on this day that Pounce discovers that he is, in fact, disposable. Pounce, a styilsh "nannybot" fashioned in the shape of a plush anthropomorphic tiger, has just found a box in the attic. His box. The box he'd arrived in when he was purchased years earlier, and the box in which he'll be discarded when his human charge, eight-year-old Ezra Reinhart, no longer needs a nanny. As Pounce ponders his suddenly uncertain future, the pieces are falling into place for a robot revolution that will eradicate humankind.
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Calvin and AI Hobbs
- By Michael G Kurilla on 06-13-21
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Sea of Rust
- A Novel
- By: C. Robert Cargill
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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It's been 30 years since the apocalypse and 15 years since the murder of the last human being at the hands of robots. Humankind is extinct. Every man, woman, and child has been liquidated by a global uprising devised by the very machines humans designed and built to serve them. Most of the world is controlled by an OWI - One World Intelligence, the shared consciousness of millions of robots uploaded into one huge mainframe brain.
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This Book has Magic
- By Kurt Schwoppe on 06-15-18
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By a Silver Thread
- DFZ Changeling, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Naomi Rose-Mock
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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In the world’s most magical metropolis where spirits run noodle shops and cash-strapped dragons stage photo-ops for tourists, people still think fairies are nothing but stories, and that’s exactly how the fairies like it. It’s a lot easier to feast on humanity’s dreams when no one believes you exist. But while this arrangement works splendidly for most fair folk, Lola isn’t one of the lucky ones.
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Good, not great
- By Tango on 05-05-23
By: Rachel Aaron
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Fleabag: A Monster Evolution LitRPG
- Fleabag, Book 1
- By: SomeoneToForget
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
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Somewhere in the toxic Bone Pits, where mechanical nightmares roam, an emaciated and wounded young wolf clings to life. Wracked with pain, driven by instinct, it crawls across the subterranean landscape, avoiding the unnatural horrors that dwell there and seeking sustenance while fending off rats, insects, and other vermin stalking it as prey.
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Great
- By Ultra Hiking Marine on 12-01-23
By: SomeoneToForget
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Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Hank is a thug. He knows he's a thug. He has no problem with that realization. In his view the galaxy has given him a gift: a mutation that allows him to withstand great deals of physical trauma. He puts his abilities to the best use possible and that isn't by being a scientist. Besides, the space station Belvaille doesn't need scientists. It is not, generally, a thinking person's locale. It is the remotest habitation in the entire Colmarian Confederation. There is literally no reason to be there.
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A bunch of genres crammed into good fun
- By Thomas Allen on 09-11-14
By: Steven Campbell
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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.
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This whole city is a butt that farts horror.
- By Claudia H on 03-03-16
By: David Wong, and others
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Intergalactic Exterminators, Inc.
- By: Ash Bishop
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Suzanne Elise Freeman
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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When Russ Wesley finds an unusual artifact in his grandfather’s collection of rare antiquities, the last thing he expects is for it to draw the attention of a ferocious alien from a distant planet. Equally surprising is the adventurous team of intergalactic exterminators dispatched to deal with the alien threat. They’re a little wild, and a little reckless. Worse yet, they’re so impressed with Russ’s marksmanship that they insist he join their squad . . . whether he wants to or not.
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Meh
- By Marc on 01-02-23
By: Ash Bishop
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Overgrowth
- By: Mira Grant
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 17 hrs and 27 mins
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Since she was three years old, Anastasia Miller has been telling anyone who would listen that she's an alien disguised as a human being, and that the armada that left her on Earth is coming for her. Since she was three years old, no one has been willing to listen. Now, with an alien signal from the stars being broadcast around the world, humanity is finally starting to realize that it's already been warned, and it may be too late.
By: Mira Grant
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Cold Eternity
- By: S.A. Barnes
- Narrated by: Amara Jasper
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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Halley is on the run from an interplanetary political scandal that has put a huge target on her back. She heads for what seems like the perfect place to lay low: a gigantic space barge storing the cryogenically frozen bodies of Earth’s most fortunate citizens from more than a century ago… The cryo program, created by trillionaire tech genius Zale Winfeld, is long defunct, and the AI hologram "hosts," ghoulishly created in the likeness of Winfeld’s three adult children, are glitchy. The ship feels like a crypt, and the isolation gets to Halley almost immediately.
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Speechless
- By Shelby ecker on 04-09-25
By: S.A. Barnes
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Steel World
- Undying Mercenaries, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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In the 20th century Earth sent probes, transmissions, and welcoming messages to the stars. Unfortunately, someone noticed. The Galactics arrived with their battle fleet in 2052. Rather than being exterminated under a barrage of hell-burners, Earth joined their vast Empire. Swearing allegiance to our distant alien overlords wasn't the only requirement for survival. We also had to have something of value to trade, something that neighboring planets would pay their hard-earned credits to buy. As most of the local worlds were too civilized to have a proper army, the only valuable service Earth could provide came in the form of soldiers....
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A 14 year old boy’s idea of a “Real Man”
- By C. Brown on 04-16-19
By: B. V. Larson
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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- Amy Potter
- 07-18-23
My first ever review is on a book about a cat.
I don’t really know why I am submitting this review but I am. I have just finished this book and I have been left in a sort of daze. After having a library on audible of over +150 books this one book about a cat in a space station is the first and only book that I have ever written a review for. So if that could tell you anything please give this book a try because I truly is a hidden gem.
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- Bob
- 11-01-23
Brilliant
There are so many things to love about this book. The author opens up the main character in a way very few succeed in doing, it really feels like you're there with her. The sci-fi elements are all interesting and none of them seem nonsensical in context which is tough. And it made me cry over the destruction of a satellite.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-07-23
Loved it on RR, the audio is puurfect!
This was perfection in every way possible. I laughed, I cried, I got angry, and I shouted with glee. This is one of the good ones!
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- Carl
- 08-15-23
Loved it
it was a beautiful story well written, I hope that the author decides to continue the story.
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- Shawn McCormick
- 08-28-23
Did I say that out loud?
This book wins sci-fi. All of it. Probably forever.
I am likely biased though. I like cats, a lot. I also like space, a lot. It then follows that I like cats in space a whole lot, and Lilly ad Alice is, paws down, the best spacecat I have had the pleasure to hear from.
That's another thing. Given that this is an audiobook (obvious, I know), and narration matters, a story like this needs the right voice, and in my opinion, the narrator nailed it. Each character voice was distinct and fitting for that character. They kept what could have been a confusing jumble of technical description lively, and I never felt disconnected from the story or characters. Most importantly, they gave Lilly just the right voice. again, my opinion, but I have strong opinions when it comes to voicing spacecats. Again, I am biased.
I felt Lilly's frustration at the endless hurdles and ridiculous workarounds she has to deal with in maintaining and operating the condensed chaos that is the station, the weariness of never having more than a catnap's worth of downtime for four centuries, the earned note of smugness when she finds a particularly clever solution to one of the endless problems, the little moments of joy she finds that help her keep going, and the care she feels for those she has managed to save. All of these are captured brilliantly in the read.
It is perhaps worth mentioning that I don't usually compose reviews. I've listened to a great number of brilliant audiobooks by now, and if it really grabbed me, I give it five stars and call it good, but it would not be inaccurate to say that this one not only grabbed me, it scruffed me by the neck and pulled me along the entire way. So, to everyone who helped bring this one to my ears, thank you!
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- Hunter
- 10-07-23
Quite possibly the best sci-fi book I've read
One of if not the best sci-fi book I've ever read/listened to. I was expecting the adventures and antics of a cat in charge of a heavily armed space station and got that and so, so much more.
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- ChatNoirPottery
- 12-02-23
Loved it! Cleverly engaging!
You think you know how this will go then it takes off in a new way.
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- Badwolf
- 12-01-23
amazing
this was such a great book I started thinking this book would have a little plot But mostly there for the laughs and humor. but this book turned out to have a super deep plot and a very interesting and compelling story with lots of Mysteries to the book. I really enjoyed alot and looking forward to the next book
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- Arvin
- 12-15-23
Inconsistent story pacing, book editor needed
After reading the book, I think the premise and the "idea" of the story is good... but the book's pacing is really inconsistent and could have used a bit of editing to do a better job of spreading out the plot development across the entire book. Some people complained that "nothing happens" in the first part of the book and I was actually ok with the relatively slow pacing in the beginning to build the world and the psychology/motivations behind the main character.
However, I do sense a bit of whiplash with that very detailed, meandering journey on loss and loneliness and the frenetic pace and limited development in the second half (last third)? It get more and more rushed the way until the final chapters were there are tons of plot developments/twists that are just kind of throw in there, and the author doesn't spend more than a few lines "telling" the effects of those change instead of "showing" them. tI feel like the author didn't flesh out the consequences of major plot point and character arcs because they were under a length/time deadline or something.
I think if an editor made them go back and foreshadow more of the plot points earlier in the book (I mean the author did try to, but it wasn't more of a token gesture), to make more stuff happen there... and spent more time/page developing the later plot points - the story would have felt more "fully-baked" with a better organized plot structure.
Still I enjoyed the story over all.
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- Logan Caron
- 12-23-23
The main character a 400+ year-old house cat and I loved it.
I freaking loved this story. I’m actually trying to search for more like it. There are none. It is wholly unique, as far as I can find. There are very few truly unique stories, most are just the same story told in different worlds and maybe very rarely there’s a twist in there somewhere. Professional storytelling follows a predictive rhythm, rhyme and meter. This story blows that all out of the water with the simple fact that the main character is the ultimate agent of chaos trying to do with all four of her furry little paws… a common house cat. It’s brilliant.
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