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All I Got Is This Stat Menu, Book 1
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Stephanie Savannah
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J.J. Ackerknecht
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Infinite power at your fingertips and a target on your back.
Anya Nowicki, along with thousands of people around the globe, has found herself a host for alien technology known as the Archive.
The Archive allows its hosts to alter their minds and bodies in an instant through holographic menu systems. With the touch of a button, anyone can become super strong, gain magical abilities, purchase a giant robot, or become a master in an almost infinite number of skills ranging from advanced combat techniques to fidget-spinning.
However, Anya has also become the target for nightmarish, shape-shifting creatures that have come to Earth following the newfound extraterrestrial tech. The Archive can grant their hosts great power, but it may not be enough to survive the horde of murderous aliens hunting them down.
Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu contains strong language and graphic violence.
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Ninety years ago, Earth was consumed—and irrevocably transformed—by a cloud of alien nanites known as the Mist, bestowing humanity with uncanny abilities and enhancing technology far beyond early twenty-first century science. But these advancements came at a high price: Billions are dead. The planet has been overrun by vicious monsters. And alien overlords await the opportunity to swoop in and exploit what remains of Earth and its people for all their worth.
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Great, but stats!
- By Tom on 10-05-23
By: Nicholas Searcy
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Bitter Reality
- A New Kind of Freak, Book 1
- By: Bananalloy
- Narrated by: Ben Farrow
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A newborn dragon is forced to come to terms with his reality: his body is not made of flesh and blood—but of ice cream. No fate is worse than being a failure before birth. His future holds endless troubles and dangers—wild animals, greedy humans, and ancient secrets. What can a small mutated hatchling do? He must grow stronger.
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I thought it would be bad but it was really good!
- By cory on 04-09-23
By: Bananalloy
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Be Thou My Good: An Isekai LitRPG
- The Devil's Foundry, Book 1
- By: Joseph Marcia, Argentorum
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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It's not easy being the most famous and attractive villain in the United States, but somebody has to do it. And it might as well be Via Rodriguez, aka "Empress." Via's used to outsmarting the ever-so-arrogant Heroes that come her way. Her wicked schemes take an unexpected turn, however, after a getaway gone wrong lands both her and her current foe—the annoyingly perky Electra—in the middle of an unknown land that is definitely not Earth.
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Just...wow
- By megan mccuin on 03-24-22
By: Joseph Marcia, and others
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Eminent Domain
- The Way of Etherforging, Book 1
- By: RJ Shoke
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
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This is the way the world ends—not with a whimper, but a bang. It was the only thing running through Cedrick Jonkheer's mind when the alien pylons made landfall. The Intergalactic Imperium used their right of Eminent Domain to appropriate the planet to build a goddamned highway… and all Jonx got was a sarcastic AI and some superpowers. The end of times came, and mankind was not prepared. He watched his world burn, then hid himself away at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
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Listen to this!
- By Kindle Customer on 11-22-23
By: RJ Shoke
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Phantasm: An Isekai LitRPG
- Phantasm, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hall, Maxlex
- Narrated by: Katherine Littrell
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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The Worldwalkers of legend are beings touched by Fate and transported from another realm, tasked with a grand destiny. Traditionally, they prevent great cataclysms or the fall of empires. Whatever their undertaking, their appearance brings about momentous change. It’s been some two hundred years since the last Great Game, but the time has come again. Seven are chosen, and the game begins once more . . .
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This is isekai done right.
- By Kindle Customer on 02-18-23
By: Christopher Hall, and others
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To Play with Magic
- The Forerunner Initiative, Book 1
- By: Draith
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Dragons, catgirls, guns, and magic—oh, and the ability to stop time. What more could a modern gal want? Well... If my past would stay locked in a dark corner back on Earth, that'd be nice. Right, there was that one other thing: finding a way home before the world ends. But hey, that's what my mom would call the last step in your five-year plan. The first? Play with magic.
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overly complicated and super confusing
- By mat on 08-26-23
By: Draith
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Apocalypse Station Vol. 1: A LitRPG Adventure
- System Bound, Book 1
- By: Kaz Hunter
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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The train station harbors danger. Each day, one portal opens, leading to daunting trials and battles of life and death commanded by masked facilitators. Asher is forced to rely on his instincts and his weapon. He must navigate this treacherous world, both solo and with teams, and contend with other players, each harboring their own motives and ambitions. Confronted with unimaginable challenges, every day unveils a new hurdle, and each victory is bitterly earned. In this world intent on crushing him, Asher must fight to survive.
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Please don't waste your time
- By Steven Diaz on 10-16-23
By: Kaz Hunter
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Chalgathi: An Apocalypse LitRPG
- Elysium's Multiverse, Book 1
- By: Ranyhin1
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng
- Length: 14 hrs and 45 mins
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Everyone becomes prey when Earth is swallowed up and transmuted to a bestial landscape, the first stage of induction into Elysium's multiverse and a new galaxy in the making. In the blink of any eye, the bloodthirsty creatures of Riven Thane's worst nightmares are unleashed as he; his sister, Allie; and his friend Jose scramble amid the carnage to live another hour. But on this nothing of a planet, Riven is more special than he knows. He's among a select few with a singular bloodline, and the Elysium system has its eye on Riven in particular.
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For a Litrpg/Progression..it’s all over the place
- By Amazon Customer on 11-29-23
By: Ranyhin1
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Final Core: Volume 1
- By: D.M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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I died and was accidentally reborn as an [angelic monstrosity]. So now I'm building a holy dungeon-tower that is tall enough to reach the gods...so that I can complain about it! But the humans think that I am trying to destroy the world.
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The Cover is Misleading, This Book is Underrated
- By O-C on 03-18-23
By: D.M. Rhodes, and others
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One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG
- One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG, Book 1
- By: Exemplar
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
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Somebody once told a joke. A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up. That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, one full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head, he saw the number "1". So what did he say? "Gosh, I better make the number go up." Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses.
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I liked it
- By Anonymous User on 08-31-23
By: Exemplar
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The Runesmith's Trials
- The Secrets of Giantskarl Mountain, Book 1
- By: Andrew Karevik
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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This is it, the day I take over my father’s adventuring shop! Set at the base of Gianskarl mountain, where lies a vast and mysterious dungeon, this is the perfect spot. Many adventurers come to try their hand at the Karl in the hopes of hitting it big. And it’s up to me now to sell them the equipment they’ll need to face the dangers that await them. But where my father was content selling trinkets for a pittance, I want to turn this modest shop into the industry leader.
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good read, solid narration...
- By Will S. on 07-20-23
By: Andrew Karevik
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What the Truck: An Apocalypse LitRPG
- Battle Trucker, Book 1
- By: Tom Goldstein
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
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All that stands between rowdy long-haul trucker Jill MacLeod (aka Junkmouth) and her family back in Boston is two thousand miles of asphalt. Well, that and the monstrous game the System has had her playing ever since it descended on Earth. The reward: mana. Jill's goal: kill, score, drive—and stay alive. Behind the wheel of a turreted forty-ton semi named Bertha, Jill hammers east from Montana through a gauntlet of every kind of chomping, hissing, rabid creature imaginable. Barreling forward in her magical soulbound big rig and chalking up a bumper crop of roadkill, Jill isn't alone for long.
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Feedback from a trucker
- By jeremy on 12-05-23
By: Tom Goldstein
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The Game of Gods: Publisher's Pack
- The Game of Gods, Books 1-2
- By: Joshua Kern
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 18 hrs
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Contains books 1 and 2 of The Game of Gods series. The Beginning, book 1: The gods have gotten bored, and humanity is the answer. Charles earns the ultimate surprise one morning when he awakens to discover the world has ended, or rather the gods of old were bored and decided to redesign how it worked. Only Charles gets cursed by the gods. The Death of Champions, book 2: The gods have begun to change Earth, leaving humanity confused and desperate. Charles and Alli have managed to survive the first week of the apocalypse; unfortunately for them, it isn't over yet.
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Dissappointed at the phone-ins by author
- By Anonymous User on 08-10-20
By: Joshua Kern
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- Josh Shaver
- 04-17-25
where has this been hiding?
ok so usually books in this genre are all character building and no actual story. this has both! I found this in the freebie section and listened to it at work, then bought the rest of the series. great listen!
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- Robert
- 10-16-23
Pretty awesome combat and it’s funny!
Pretty great start to a new series! It was funny and has good combat! It’s a pretty good idea how humans would probably react to suddenly getting powers and I can’t wait for the next one!
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- Bruce Bormann
- 12-23-23
good book
I really don't like the minimum word count requirements for audible reviews. . . .
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-26-24
it's good
if I'd read this first, I might've liked it a lot more, but it reminded me too much of stray cat strut in so many ways and I liked that series a lot than this one so far. it's still good though.
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- mat
- 05-24-23
Pretty basic format.
The story is fun and there is nothing wrong with it, it just doesn't have anything i haven't seen a million times with every other litrpg story. MC with mystery powers beyond everyone else..check. Obligatory powerless friends with hints of becoming more in the future....check. Sidekicks who COULD be just as powerful as the MC but conveniently aren't.... check. Snarky lesbian female lead that has issues with authority. who is obsessed with makeing only themselves powerful and completely ignore how they could help others get stronger....Check, check and SUPER Check. Sigh, again there is nothing really wrong with it, i just have seen it so many times that i pretty much predicted this whole story from chapter 1. If you are new to this genre it is a great jumping off point. If not.... you probably won't hate it, but you will likely forget about it as soon as you are done.
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- JB
- 06-09-23
Almost
Start with the performance, the narrator was overall really good but the audio production needs help. Basically just need to have the performance normalized. Sometimes the voices are super loud and a moment later very quiet.
The story is not bad but pretty predictable. The characters are okay, but the MC is pretty lame. Some side characters that are largely pointless. was pan intended to be comic relief or something? All of the things you would basically expect are there. No real surprises.
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- Xxtonic
- 10-10-23
Really interesting and im looking foward for more.
This book is realy good, Kinda caught me by surprise. Great work on this and im totaly waiting for more.
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- MOP
- 12-02-23
Fun and unique
This book caught me by surprise. Very interesting and fun characters. No subtext or political messages. Just ordinary people. Funny and entertaining.
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- Noctis von lunarc
- 06-18-24
Action, Comedy, and a protagonist that won't quit
Anya is amazing. Strong funny female protagonists are needed in the genre and it's refreshing to see her take no shit. and Pan is adorable but I wanna see him wild out to save his friends
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- Daftjaxx80
- 09-18-24
Voice acting was wonderful
What a fun start to hopefully a long standing series. This is such an interesting concept and so well thought out.
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