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Christopher Buehlman
About this listen
"This irreverent fantasy is narrated superbly by author Christopher Buehlman. Along with his firsthand knowledge of the text and how he means it to be conveyed, Buehlman uses nuance, inflection, and a casual way of saying outrageous things to continually tickle the funny bone." (AudioFile Magazine)
Set in a world of goblin wars, stag-sized battle ravens, and assassins who kill with deadly tattoos, Christopher Buehlman's The Blacktongue Thief begins a "dazzling" (Robin Hobb) fantasy adventure unlike any other.
Kinch Na Shannack owes the Takers Guild a small fortune for his education as a thief, which includes (but is not limited to) lock-picking, knife-fighting, wall-scaling, fall-breaking, lie-weaving, trap-making, plus a few small magics. His debt has driven him to lie in wait by the old forest road, planning to rob the next traveler that crosses his path.
But today, Kinch Na Shannack has picked the wrong mark.
Galva is a knight, a survivor of the brutal goblin wars, and handmaiden of the goddess of death. She is searching for her queen, missing since a distant northern city fell to giants.
Unsuccessful in his robbery and lucky to escape with his life, Kinch now finds his fate entangled with Galva's. Common enemies and uncommon dangers force thief and knight on an epic journey where goblins hunger for human flesh, krakens hunt in dark waters, and honor is a luxury few can afford.
A Macmillan Audio production from Tor Books
“The Blacktongue Thief is fast and fun and filled with crazy magic. I can't wait to see what Christopher Buehlman does next." (Brent Weeks, New York Times best-selling author of the Lightbringer series)
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Critic reviews
“Beuhlman's prose floats nimbly from grisly to lyrical and back again, evoking a damaged world that's by turns bleak and starkly beautiful. A fantastical road trip with a hard-boiled sensibility, complete with shape-shifting assassins, murderous kraken and some delightfully gruesome magic.” (A. K. Larkwood, author of The Unspoken Name)
“Wow! Truly outstanding. I can't say enough about how good The Blacktongue Thief is. Damned good stuff.” (Glen Cook, author of The Black Company)
“Equal parts fairy tale, D&D adventure, and acid trip. Buehlman has successfully blended the essences of these elements into something at once familiar and fresh. I look forward to returning to this evocative and f*cked up world!” (Jonathan French, author of The Grey Bastards)
“The Blacktongue Thief is a masterclass in voice and thoughtful world design, with a wonderful cast and a protagonist who grabs you instantly. Fans of Lynch's The Lies of Locke Lamora will love this one.” (Django Wexler, author of The Thousand Names)
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Andrew Ranulf Blankenship is a handsome, stylish nonconformist with wry wit, a classic Mustang, and a massive library. He is also a recovering alcoholic and a practicing warlock, able to speak with the dead through film. His house is a maze of sorcerous booby traps and escape tunnels, as yours might be if you were sitting on a treasury of Russian magic stolen from the Soviet Union thirty years ago.
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Finally - Magic / Fantasy Novel for adults.
- By David on 04-23-14
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Howls from the Dark Ages
- An Anthology of Medieval Horror
- By: Christopher Buehlman, Brian Evenson, Hailey Piper, and others
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Uncover the secret annals of untold history in these eighteen medieval manuscripts. Each tortured scribe will bring you face to face with ancient horrors lurking in cursed castles, wild woodlands, haunted hamlets, and mysterious monasteries. Including a lineup of authors both established and emerging, HOWL Society Press presents the first-ever anthology of historical horror from the medieval period, fittingly introduced by the writer who arguably started it all: Christopher Buehlman, author of the medieval horror epic Between Two Fires.
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if you like buehlman or between two fires...
- By RCC on 11-13-22
By: Christopher Buehlman, and others
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Warrior of the Altaii
- By: Robert Jordan
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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Draw near and listen, or else time is at an end. The watering holes of the Plain are drying up, the fearsome fanghorn grow more numerous, and bad omens abound. Wulfgar, a leader of the Altaii people, must contend with twin queens, warlords, prophets, and magic in hopes of protecting his people and securing their future. Elspeth, a visitor from another world, holds the answers, but first Wulfgar must learn to ask the right questions. But what if the knowledge that saves the Altaii will also destroy them?
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Hum-Drum
- By SMB on 10-13-19
By: Robert Jordan
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Book of Night
- By: Holly Black
- Narrated by: Sara Amini
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Charlie Hall has never found a lock she couldn’t pick, a book she couldn’t steal, or a bad decision she wouldn’t make. She's spent half her life working for gloamists, magicians who manipulate shadows to peer into locked rooms, strangle people in their beds, or worse. Gloamists guard their secrets greedily, creating an underground economy of grimoires. And to rob their fellow magicians, they need Charlie Hall.
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Just what I was expecting, but maybe not for all
- By Ollie Oxyn Free on 05-11-22
By: Holly Black
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Middlegame
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 17 hrs and 30 mins
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Meet Roger. Skilled with words, languages come easily to him. He instinctively understands how the world works through the power of story. Meet Dodger, his twin. Numbers are her world, her obsession, her everything. All she understands, she does so through the power of math. Roger and Dodger aren’t exactly human, though they don’t realize it. They aren’t exactly gods, either. Not entirely. Not yet. Meet Reed, skilled in the alchemical arts like his progenitor before him. Reed created Dodger and her brother. He’s not their father. Not quite. But he has a plan.
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Couldn't Finish
- By Amy Ferrantino on 05-22-19
By: Seanan McGuire
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Empire of the Vampire
- Book One
- By: Jay Kristoff
- Narrated by: Damian Lynch
- Length: 27 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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It has been twenty-seven long years since the last sunrise. For nearly three decades, vampires have waged war against humanity; building their eternal empire even as they tear down our own. Now, only a few tiny sparks of light endure in a sea of darkness.
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So good
- By donna on 09-16-21
By: Jay Kristoff
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Pilgrim
- A Medieval Horror
- By: Mitchell Lüthi
- Narrated by: Alan Turton
- Length: 21 hrs and 27 mins
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Set in 12th-century Jerusalem, Pilgrim follows the treacherous journey of a German knight and his companions as they return home after seven arduous years battling for God in the Holy Land. Within this sprawling tale lies a tapestry of medieval horror, intertwining history and folklore, encompassing both a metaphysical and literal odyssey.
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An even greater story than I had hoped for
- By RandyMarsh on 09-13-24
By: Mitchell Lüthi
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The Kaiju Preservation Society
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food-delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization”. Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on. What Tom doesn't tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world.
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I'm listening with a permanent smile on my face
- By Lucy A. Pithecus on 03-15-22
By: John Scalzi
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Outland
- Quantum Earth, Book 1
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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When an experiment to study quantum uncertainty goes spectacularly wrong, physics student Bill Rustad and his friends find that they have accidentally created an inter-dimensional portal. They connect to Outland - an alternate Earth with identical geology, but where humans never evolved. The group races to establish control of the portal before the government, the military, or evildoers can take it away. Then everything changes when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts in an explosion large enough to destroy civilization and kill half the planet.
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I made myself finish. Glad I did.
- By RJPF on 05-26-19
By: Dennis E. Taylor
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Ninth House
- By: Leigh Bardugo
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang, Michael David Axtell
- Length: 16 hrs and 22 mins
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Galaxy “Alex” Stern is the most unlikely member of Yale’s freshman class. Raised in the Los Angeles hinterlands by a hippie mom, Alex dropped out of school early and into a world of shady drug-dealer boyfriends, dead-end jobs, and much, much worse. In fact, by age twenty, she is the sole survivor of a horrific, unsolved multiple homicide. Some might say she’s thrown her life away. But at her hospital bed, Alex is offered a second chance: to attend one of the world’s most prestigious universities on a full ride. What’s the catch, and why her?
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UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED.
- By Tavan Hiestand on 11-21-19
By: Leigh Bardugo
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Barrowlands
- Iconoclasts, Book 0
- By: Mike Shel
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 1 hr
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No one enters the doom-haunted Barrowlands without royal sanction. But Hesk Atterley has. Accompanied by seedy companions and a hunger for riches, what he finds may change his life forever...if it doesn't kill him first.
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Short but Interesting
- By Michael on 02-01-21
By: Mike Shel
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The Galaxy, and the Ground Within
- A Novel
- By: Becky Chambers
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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With no water, no air, and no native life, the planet Gora is unremarkable. The only thing it has going for it is a chance proximity to more popular worlds, making it a decent stopover for ships traveling between the wormholes that keep the Galactic Commons connected. If deep space is a highway, Gora is just your average truck stop. The Five-Hop is run by an enterprising alien and her sometimes helpful child, who work hard to provide a little piece of home to everyone passing through.
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The narrator completely ruined it.
- By rosenh on 09-13-21
By: Becky Chambers
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Demon in the Wood
- A Shadow and Bone Graphic Novel
- By: Leigh Bardugo
- Narrated by: Ben Barnes, Benjamin Valic, Cassandra Morris, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Before he led Ravka’s Second Army, before he created the Fold, and long before he became the Darkling, he was just a lonely boy burdened by an extraordinary power. Eryk and his mother, Lena, have spent their lives on the run. But they will never find a safe haven. They are not only Grisha—they are the deadliest and rarest of their kind.
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Too short
- By Julie D on 12-12-22
By: Leigh Bardugo
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Dragonslayer
- The Dragonslayer, Book 1
- By: Duncan M. Hamilton
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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Once a member of the king's personal guard, Guillot dal Villevauvais spends most days drinking and mourning his wife and child. He’s astonished - and wary - when the Prince Bishop orders him to find and destroy a dragon. He and the Prince Bishop have never exactly been friends, and Gill left the capital in disgrace five years ago. So why him? And, more importantly, how is there a dragon to fight when the beasts were hunted to extinction centuries ago by the ancient Chevaliers of the Silver Circle?
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Show, don’t tell
- By Julie Moran on 10-16-20
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Black Sun
- By: Rebecca Roanhorse
- Narrated by: Cara Gee, Nicole Lewis, Kaipo Schwab, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
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In the holy city of Tova, the winter solstice is usually a time for celebration and renewal, but this year it coincides with a solar eclipse, a rare celestial even proscribed by the Sun Priest as an unbalancing of the world. Meanwhile, a ship launches from a distant city bound for Tova and set to arrive on the solstice. The captain of the ship, Xiala, is a disgraced Teek whose song can calm the waters around her as easily as it can warp a man’s mind. Her ship carries one passenger.
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5-star Concept; Too Many Threads Left Hanging
- By Lisa Davidson on 10-26-20
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- BSB1971
- 05-29-21
Highly recommended
The story is excellent. The telling of the story even better. And the performance (by the author himself) is brilliant.
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- Rob
- 08-27-21
Buehlman is a Real multidimensional Talent
Some other authors should be paying Buehlman to read their writings. I was concerned when I saw this, but he’s better than most Narrators heard on Audible. Brilliant reading, so much feeling and expression. His accents are a riot, they are all well placed.
Nice use of music and the singing too. Add the instruments next time to your mid story singing like your introduction kind author.
As good as the reading was, the story is wonderful fiction that was even more enjoyable. It felt like I was in a Tolkien inn, with a Bard sitting there shaping some excellent character development. A good mix of personalities. Outstanding humor. Nice twist of good and bad fortune, some good twists. So in love with this story.
A huge fan of the Abercrombie stories read by Stephen Pacey. I would easily put this in with those favorites any day!
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- stacey
- 12-28-21
Allow me to add another 5 stars
So funny, so creative, so engaging. So glad I took a chance on this one! I basically dare anyone to not enjoy spending time in the company of our specifically talented, strangely noble, quick witted protagonist. I haven’t met a character who made me laugh aloud while rooting for them in a long time. Our black tongued thief gives a lyrical depth and heart to events in this book that would not exist with a character less fully developed and allows for a deeper level of investment. In terms of world building, this feels solidly anchored in both culture and era. Also, Galva? YES PLEASE. What an utter mega babe. Plus, it’s entertaining and I never found myself bored. I really don’t know what more you could want from a book.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-05-21
Absolute brilliance
I listen to audio books at work, all day, every day ( pros of a mindless job ) and this is the first book I have ever continued to listen to outside of work. The narration is beautiful. The accents took me a chapter or two to get used to, but once there I truly felt teleported into this world. The first person POV blew me away. I’ve never really cared for first person before, and am now second guessing all my life decisions. I can go on and on, but there’s no need, just get the book already and enjoy the best audio book you’ve ever listened to!
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- Sharon
- 07-25-21
Excellent story, superb audio book.
Enthralling story and storytelling. Highly recommend. One of the very best audiobooks I’ve listened to.
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- Matthew Atherton
- 01-11-22
My Favorite Audiobook
The charm of this book is the narrative flair of the protagonist. The plot of the book is fairly standard, but it is elevated by the charm and humor of the way the adventure is presented. Additionally, this narration does an amazing job building the world. This is elevated even further by Christopher Buehlman's performance of the audiobook. His accents, singing, and delivery of his witty dialogue take the book up to a whole different level. The audiobook just oozes fun charm. Also, I loved that while more books are coming, this book wraps up the adventure in a satisfactory way. Think of the first Matrix movie, where you likely wanted more but were also satisfied that you had been told a complete story.
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- craftuser
- 12-12-21
perfect
a fun ride from beginning to end. I can't wait for the next book.
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- David Brian Thomas
- 11-21-22
This author/narrator is a pleasure to experience
Christopher Buehlman is a lyrical writer with a dark sense of humor. He is great at pacing and has a gifted ear for dialogue.
When I bought this audiobook I thought, "Just great. Another author who is narrating his own book." I had no idea Buehlman had such a wonderful, gravelly voice. It's a voice you'd pay to hear reading the phone book. His soft Scottish accent was perfectly suited to the story.
It didn't even occur to me to look up his Wikipedia entry until halfway through the book, once I had resolved to hear him read again. I was gobsmacked to find out Buehlman was born and raised in Florida! Truly amazing work, Mr. Buehlman.
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- Ms. Lou-hoo
- 03-07-23
More, please!
I fell into this book like a stone falls into water. It’s short compared to the fantasy books I typically listen to and it left me wanting more. I loved the characters, the world, the magic, the wars, and all the little twists and turns the story took along the way. I loved Kinch most of all.
While I very much enjoyed the author’s narration, I can see why some people didn’t like it so much. If you don’t like quick Irish accents or actual singing when the lyrics come up, then I’m sorry for ya but you probably won’t be able to stick with it. I had to slow the speed down a couple times just to make sure I was catching all the words. Other than that, I loved Chris Buehlman’s voice and the way he portrayed Kinch and the other characters.
This story happens quick so you need to pay attention. If you tend to zone or only half listen to a story, skip over this one. Things can change within a sentence and if you don’t catch it, you’ll get lost.
It will definitely be on my list of favorites to be enjoyed over and over again. I’m sure I’ll catch a little more of the story each time that I missed the first go around.
And I will never be able to look at horses the same way again.
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- Montana Deanna
- 03-03-23
Awesome!
Awesome in every way: story, characters, narration and singing!
The author has created a vivid world of characters I would love to have as friends, characters I can easily hate, and monsters that would make me “piss myself a little bit”. I immediately listened to it again and I have NEVER done that before.
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