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I don't know what the humans are so cranky about. Their enclosures are large, they ingest over 1,000 calories per day, and they're allowed to mate. Plus, they have me: an Autonomous Servile Unit, housed in a mobile/bipedal chassis. I do my job well: keep the humans healthy and happy.
"Hey you.”
Heyoo. That's my name, I suppose. It's easier for the humans to remember than 413s98-itr8. I guess I've gotten used to it.
Rob Dircks, author of Where the Hell is Tesla? and Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff!, has a "unit" with a problem: how to deliver his package, out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to guide him. Oh, and with the fate of humanity hanging in the balance. It's a science fiction tale of technology gone haywire, unlikely heroes, and the nature of humanity. (Woah. That last part sounds deep. Don't worry, it's not.)
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“★★★★★ Dircks has delivered a fantastic novel that is charming, thoughtful, both heart wrenching and heart warming, thought-provoking, and ultimately just hilarious.” (AudiobookReviewer.com)
"Rob Dircks manages to bridge the tricky divide between science-fiction and humor so effortlessly that a comparison to Vonnegut is not a hyperbolic stretch.” (Ruth Sinanian, Literature Reviewer)
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The Raven Tower
- By: Ann Leckie
- Narrated by: Adjoa Andoh
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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For centuries, the kingdom of Iraden has been protected by the god known as the Raven. He watches over his territory from atop a tower in the powerful port of Vastai. His will is enacted through the Raven's Lease, a human ruler chosen by the god himself. His magic is sustained via the blood sacrifice that every Lease must offer. And under the Raven's watch, the city flourishes. But the power of the Raven is weakening. A usurper has claimed the throne. The kingdom borders are tested by invaders who long for the prosperity that Vastai boasts.
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A Unique Perspective and an Intriguing Mystery
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-19
By: Ann Leckie
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Moonbound
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- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
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It is eleven thousand years from now . . . A lot has happened, and yet a lot is still very familiar. Ariel is a boy in a small town under a wizard’s rule. Like many adventurers before him, Ariel is called to explore a world full of unimaginable glories and challenges: unknown enemies, a mission to save the world, a girl. Here, as they say, be dragons. But none of this happens before Ariel comes across an artifact from an earlier civilization, a sentient, record-keeping artificial intelligence that carries with it the perspective of the whole of human history.
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Now one of my favorite books
- By Leif Hansen on 07-06-24
By: Robin Sloan
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Someone You Can Build a Nest In
- By: John Wiswell
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, and a bear trap as an extra mouth. However, the hunters chase Shesheshen out of her home and off a cliff. Badly hurt, she's found and nursed back to health by Homily, a warmhearted human, who has mistaken Shesheshen as a fellow human
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Weird, but good
- By Kris Rudin on 12-08-24
By: John Wiswell
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The Island of Missing Trees
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- By: Elif Shafak
- Narrated by: Daphne Kouma, Amira Ghazalla
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Two teenagers, a Greek Cypriot and a Turkish Cypriot, meet at a taverna on the island they both call home. In the taverna, hidden beneath garlands of garlic, chili peppers and creeping honeysuckle, Kostas and Defne grow in their forbidden love for each other. A fig tree stretches through a cavity in the roof, and this tree bears witness to their hushed, happy meetings and eventually, to their silent, surreptitious departures. The tree is there when war breaks out, when the capital is reduced to ashes and rubble, and when the teenagers vanish.
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WOW! What a great story and narration!
- By Marcy on 12-02-21
By: Elif Shafak
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The Art of Racing in the Rain
- By: Garth Stein
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
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The New York Times best-selling novel from Garth Stein - a heart-wrenching but deeply funny and ultimately uplifting story of family, love, loyalty, and hope - a captivating look at the wonders and absurdities of human life...as only a dog could tell it.
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5 out of 3000
- By Roger on 02-23-10
By: Garth Stein
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Watership Down
- By: Richard Adams
- Narrated by: Peter Capaldi
- Length: 17 hrs and 31 mins
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Fiver could sense danger. Something terrible was going to happen to the warren; he felt sure of it. They had to leave immediately. So begins a long and perilous journey of survival for a small band of rabbits. As the rabbits skirt danger at every turn, we become acquainted with the band, its humorous characters, and its compelling culture, complete with its own folk history and mythos. Fiver’s vision finally leads them to Watership Down, an upland meadow. But here they face their most difficult challenges of all.
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Capaldi is FANTASTIC; tech editing, not as much
- By Becca on 05-19-19
By: Richard Adams
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Annie Bot
- A Novel
- By: Sierra Greer
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Annie Bot was created to be the perfect girlfriend for her human owner Doug. Designed to satisfy his emotional and physical needs, she has dinner ready for him every night, wears the pert outfits he orders for her, and adjusts her libido to suit his moods. True, she’s not the greatest at keeping Doug’s place spotless, but she’s trying to please him. She’s trying hard.
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Good, but not great
- By Katie Ramey on 03-25-24
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The Last Hour Between Worlds
- By: Melissa Caruso
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 14 hrs and 11 mins
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Kembral Thorne has a few hours away from her newborn, and she’s determined to enjoy herself at the year-turning ball. But when guests start dropping dead, she can’t help sniffing out trouble—she’s a Hound, after all. Especially when her professional and personal nemesis, notorious burglar Rika Nonesuch, is also on the prowl. Everyone knows you shouldn’t get involved with Echo games. Let alone one involving ancient Echo lords who can turn layers of reality into a gameboard with human lives for pieces. But as the ballroom grows stranger and more otherworldly, it’s clearly too late.
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Just Incredible
- By Gloria on 02-01-25
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Klara and the Sun
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- Narrated by: Sura Siu
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Here is the story of Klara, an Artificial Friend with outstanding observational qualities, who, from her place in the store, watches carefully the behavior of those who come in to browse, and of those who pass on the street outside. She remains hopeful that a customer will soon choose her. Klara and the Sun is a thrilling book that offers a look at our changing world through the eyes of an unforgettable narrator, and one that explores the fundamental question: What does it mean to love?
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Well Worth Having Waited For!
- By otherdeb on 03-04-21
By: Kazuo Ishiguro
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Service Model
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
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Humanity is a dying breed, utterly reliant on artificial labor and service. When a domesticated robot gets a nasty little idea downloaded into its core programming, they murder their owner. The robot discovers they can also do something else they never did before: They can run away. Fleeing the household they enter a wider world they never knew existed, where the age-old hierarchy of humans at the top is disintegrating into ruins and an entire robot ecosystem devoted to human wellbeing is having to find a new purpose.
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Another banger from Tchaikovsky
- By J. C. Amos on 06-09-24
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The Sirens
- A Novel
- By: Emilia Hart
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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2019: Lucy awakens from a dream to find her hands around her ex-lover’s throat. Horrified, she flees to her older sister’s house on the Australian coast, hoping she can help explain the strangely vivid nightmare that preceded the attack—but Jess is nowhere to be found. As Lucy awaits her return, the rumors surrounding Jess’s strange small town start to emerge. Numerous men have gone missing at sea, spread over decades. A tiny baby was found hidden in a cave. And sailors tell of hearing women’s voices on the waves.
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Absurd!!
- By Lila on 04-17-25
By: Emilia Hart
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- Midwestbonsai
- 04-13-17
thought-provoking, and ultimately just hilarious
The Wrong Unit by Rob Dircks is set in a dystopian far future where humanity is controlled by Core, or a computer overlord. 413s98-itr8, or Heyoo as he is more commonly referred to by humans, is a loyal Servile Unit or a humanoid robot that is charged with interacting with and helping humans on a day to day basis. One day, he goes in to get repaired when his existence as he knows it is changed forever. Instead of day to day tasks of helping humans go about their days, he is thrust onto a journey to deliver a fragile package to a location unknown, with no path or instructions. Little does Heyoo know, he’s is now wrapped up in a quest to overthrow the computerized overlord that he actually believes to be infallible. On this journey, Heyoo’s primary goal is to figure out how to get home, but as time passes he begins to wonder if this rebellion may not be such a crazy idea after all.
Dircks’ has delivered a fantastic novel that is charming, thoughtful, both heart wrenching and heart warming, thought-provoking, and ultimately just hilarious. Heyoo’s character as a robot attempting to interpret human motivations and actions is just captured so well and with a lot of amusing thoughts from the robot. Beyond the humor, there is fantastic character development. Heyoo and the other two main characters really grow and change throughout the novel. In fact, Heyoo’s slow change, both physical and intellectual, during his long journey is truly transformative. While the premise for the story isn’t unique, the perspective is really novel and I like that throughout, it is slowly revealed how humanity got to the point that it became controlled by Core. Also, while the timeline extends over many years, the story does not drag at all. Dircks’ achieves a great balance between action and reflection. Ultimately, this is a humorous story about humanity and freedom.
The narration was also done by Rob Dircks and it was spot-on. His voice capture of Heyoo and the units was really well done. All of the human characters were also really well captured and distinguishable. He was really able to make the listening experience immersive. The production quality was good as well. I would highly recommend this story to anyone who enjoys funny novels about robots, overthrowing robot overlords, and humanity at large.
Audiobook was provided for review by the author.
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- Manda N
- 09-27-16
Great story
What made the experience of listening to The Wrong Unit the most enjoyable?
It's fun, well written sci fi. Great subject idea.
What do you think the narrator could have done better?
Unfortunately to my English ear I struggled with the narrator pronouncing some words super quickly and I couldn't make out what was being said. This spoilt my listening and I had to stop with what was an enjoyable read....
Any additional comments?
I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- Jessica C.
- 04-08-17
Completely Captivating
I listened to this book in one day. When I had to put it down I struggled until I could get back to it. The narration is reminiscent of Will Wheaton or R.C. Bray, in the way that I am completely immersed in the performance. While I wouldn't rank this book as high as Ready Player One or The Martian, if you have finished one of these and are wondering what to do with your life now, this is a great option. I would rank this on par with Will Save the Galaxy for Food or We are Legion (We are Bob).
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- Jon Steltenpohl
- 04-06-17
Great read for a new father.
As a new father this book is touches home in a great way. The story itself shows Rob Dirks truly brilliant creativeness in unique stories. Taking a expected theme to a truly new place. Defiantly check out his other book "Where the Hell is Tessa" which is fun and hilarious adventure. It's definitely worth checking out. Now Rob if you read this, you better write some more. Cannot wait for the next book.
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- Adrian
- 07-25-16
A fun, light-hearted sci-fi book. Recommended!
My rating: 4.5 stars
Audiobook narrator Rob Dircks rating: 4.5 stars
This is another short and fun science fiction book by Rob Dircks (author of Where the Hell is Tesla? A Novel). This book had a semi-similar feel to the book The Road (though, The Wrong Unit is much more positive and less dreary). It’s similar because of the two initial main characters and their relationship building. I really liked the interaction between Heyoo and Wa and how they grew together.
I don’t normally remember quotes from books but I really enjoyed the quote of “Fear not, you can always find beauty, even in a broken world.” Very poetic and well placed (then I learned that this similar quote shows up a few more times in the book).
This book had just the right amount of sci-fi mixed in with humor to make for a fun and short novel. I suppose that I did not enjoy this book as much as Rob’s first book but I still really enjoyed this one. I did not particularly care for the part where the kid picks up the gun and it discharges on him.
I liked the nod towards the Houston Astros and the baseball references (I thought there could be more baseball references in this book as well!). One thing that stood out to me was how we were given dates but we were also given elapsed time throughout the book. Sometimes it’s hard to calculate in my head how much time has elapsed when we’re just given dates. So I really appreciate having both options at the beginning of some of the chapters.
Not only is Rob a good author, he is a good narrator as well! I feel like he does a great job of breathing life into his characters and changing his voice for different characters. I am glad he reads his books.
I was gifted this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.
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- Jacob Sabin
- 04-02-18
learn a little humanity from a machine!
loved this book. listened through in one setting. great performance by the author, and a thought provoking story!
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- C.Beck
- 11-28-16
Danger Will Robinson
This was a new twist for me. I listen to you about five books of month and it's hard to find a good read, this was one of the best! I am going to buy the authors other book. And pray that fertile mind of is keeps turning out exciting works!
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- SquishyWire
- 03-08-17
glass box of emotions.
It you want a father and son story. This box will full that void. But it can be a tear jerker.
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- Boudika
- 11-29-16
A must have
Would you consider the audio edition of The Wrong Unit to be better than the print version?
I only listened as I use audio to get through my commute to work.
Who was your favorite character and why?
HeyYou! Who doesn't love a slightly sarcastic robot?
Which scene was your favorite?
So many to choose from. I think when Wah fashioned the wings for them to fly over the canyon to get to Shanghai. At this point, it seemed the two characters matured and became more equals -- fully trusting each other.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I found this to be very entertaining and engaging. Rob Dirks reads his own work in a way that you forget the author is reading to you -- he's simply acting out the story for you and the characters come alive. And I did laugh several times, and there were some very endearing and touching moments in the latter pages of the story.
Any additional comments?
Rob, when is your next SciFi book? Keep 'em coming!!!
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- Alexandra
- 03-16-17
Loved this
I loved this book and that the narration by the author is amazing. This novel had me crying and laughing throughout
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