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Winterhouse
- By: Ben Guterson
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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Orphan Elizabeth Somers’ malevolent aunt and uncle ship her off to the ominous Winterhouse Hotel, owned by the peculiar Norbridge Falls. Upon arrival, Elizabeth quickly discovers that Winterhouse has many charms - most notably its massive library. It’s not long before she locates a magical book of puzzles that will unlock a mystery involving Norbridge and his sinister family.
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12 year olds might like it - not for adults
- By t on 05-30-18
By: Ben Guterson
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Hurdles in the Dark
- My Story of Survival, Resilience, and Triumph
- By: Elvira K. Gonzalez
- Narrated by: Elvira K. Gonzalez
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four hours: that's how long fourteen-year-old Elvira Gonzalez is given to come up with the $40,000 she needs to save her kidnapped mother from a drug cartel. It's 2006 and Elvira's hometown of Laredo, Texas, has become engulfed by the Mexican Drug War. Elvira's life is unraveling around her—setting her on a harrowing path that leads her to being locked up in one of South Texas's worst juvenile detention centers. After Elvira's released from juvie, she's resolved to never go back. That's when her unexpected salvation arrives in the form of 33-inch-high plastic hurdles.
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Hitting home
- By Celeste Guerra on 09-24-24
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You're Stepping on My Cloak and Dagger
- By: Roger Hall
- Narrated by: Rick Adamson
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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With a sharp eye and wry wit, Roger Hall recounts his experiences as an American Army officer assigned to the Office of Strategic Services (OSS) during World War II. In his droll storytelling style, Hall describes his first parachute jump in support of the French resistance as a comedy of errors that terminated prematurely. Called one of the funniest and most perceptive works ever written about life in the OSS, the book includes a wealth of unforgettable personalities that Hall encountered over the years.
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Clipped every chapter
- By Ammon K. on 01-05-25
By: Roger Hall
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Nowhere Boy
- By: Katherine Marsh
- Narrated by: Jeremy Arthur
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Fourteen-year-old Ahmed is stuck in a city that wants nothing to do with him. Newly arrived in Brussels, Belgium, Ahmed fled a life of uncertainty and suffering in Aleppo, Syria, only to lose his father on the perilous journey to the shores of Europe. Now, Ahmed’s struggling to get by on his own, but with no one left to trust and nowhere to go, he’s starting to lose hope. Then he meets Max, a 13-year-old American boy from Washington, DC. Together, Max and Ahmed will defy the odds, learning from each other what it means to be brave and how hope can change your destiny.
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Kept my 14 year old interested
- By MTJAMS on 02-10-21
By: Katherine Marsh
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Bucky F*cking Dent
- A Novel
- By: David Duchovny
- Narrated by: David Duchovny
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Ted Fullilove, aka Mr. Peanut, is not like other Ivy League grads. He shares an apartment with Goldberg, his beloved battery-operated fish, sleeps on a bed littered with yellow legal pads penned with what he hopes will be the next great American novel, and spends the waning malaise-filled days of the Carter administration at Yankee Stadium, waxing poetic while slinging peanuts to pay the rent.
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David Fucking Duchovny
- By Kelly W. on 05-04-16
By: David Duchovny
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A Cruel Thirst
- By: Angela Montoya
- Narrated by: Diana Bustelo, Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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A fledgling vampire and a headstrong vampire huntress must work together—against their better judgment—to rid the world of monsters in this irresistible romantic fantasy.
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For real yearners
- By Jax on 01-07-25
By: Angela Montoya
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The Remarkable Journey of Coyote Sunrise
- By: Dan Gemeinhart
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Five years. That's how long Coyote and her dad, Rodeo, have lived on the road in an old school bus, criss-crossing the nation. It's also how long ago Coyote lost her mom and two sisters in a car crash. Coyote hasn't been home in all that time, but when she learns that the park in her old neighborhood is being demolished - the very same park where she, her mom, and her sisters buried a treasured memory box - she devises an elaborate plan to get her dad to drive 3,600 miles back to Washington state in four days...without him realizing it.
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Could have been better!
- By Amber Kennon on 12-11-19
By: Dan Gemeinhart
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Gone to the Woods
- Surviving a Lost Childhood
- By: Gary Paulsen
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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His name is synonymous with high-stakes wilderness survival stories. Now, beloved author Gary Paulsen portrays a series of life-altering moments from his turbulent childhood as his own original survival story. If not for his summer escape from a shockingly neglectful Chicago upbringing to a North Woods homestead at age five, there never would have been a Hatchet. Without the encouragement of the librarian who handed him his first book at age 13, he may never have become a reader.
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loving it...
- By LAF on 04-26-21
By: Gary Paulsen
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The Luis Ortega Survival Club
- By: Sonora Reyes
- Narrated by: Elisa Meléndez
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Ariana Ruiz wants to be noticed. But as an autistic girl who never talks, she goes largely ignored by her peers—despite her bold fashion choices. So when cute, popular Luis starts to pay attention to her, Ari finally feels seen. Luis’s attention soon turns to something more, and they have sex at a party—while Ari didn’t say no, she definitely didn’t say yes. Before she has a chance to process what happened and decide if she even has the right to be mad at Luis, the rumor mill begins churning.
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Loved this audiobook
- By Anonymous User on 06-28-23
By: Sonora Reyes
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Margo Zimmerman Gets the Girl
- By: Brianna R. Shrum, Sara Waxelbaum
- Narrated by: Marli Watson, Kristen DiMercurio
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Margo Zimmerman is gay, but she didn’t know until now. An overachiever at heart, Margo is determined to ace her newly discovered gayness. All she needs is the right tutor. Abbie Sokoloff has her own gayness down to a science. But a flunking grade in US History is threatening her acceptance to her dream school. All she needs is the right tutor. Margo agrees to help Abbie get her history grade up in exchange for “Queer 101” lessons. But as they spend more and more time together, Margo realizes she doesn’t want just any girl—she wants the girl.
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Amazing From Beginning to End
- By Kerri on 05-29-23
By: Brianna R. Shrum, and others
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- Robert Byrd
- 03-25-24
highly recommend
This beautiful book was narrated perfectly with distinct voices for each character. It was hard to listen to at times when it hit too close to home. Several scenes brought back memories. What is so amazing is it wasn't just the protagonist's story that took me back in time, but nearly all of the subsidiary characters were also so familiar. Not gonna lie, a couple of times I had to reach for a tissue, but it was worth it. Sometimes you have to go through the brambles to get to the picnic. Closeted people of any age will be able to relate to this book--if they're able to peek out of the closet long enough to order it and listen to it. But out LGBTQ people and straight people will get just as much out of it. I will listen to this one again, I'm sure. BUY THIS BOOK!
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- Alicia Eshbach
- 04-17-25
Well written. Touches on relevant cultural, religious, and familial themes.
There was nothing to dislike. The author did a remarkable job of expressing what she wanted to express.
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