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Narrated by:
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Stacey Glemboski
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By:
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Kate Scelsa
About this listen
A witchy, atmospheric lesbian contemporary romance set in Salem—from the acclaimed author of Fans of the Impossible Life. Perfect for fans of Nina LaCour and Becky Albertalli.
Seventeen-year-old Eleanor is the last person in Salem to believe in witchcraft—or to think that her life could be transformed by mysterious forces. After losing her best friend and first love, Chloe, Eleanor has spent the past year in a haze, vowing to stay away from anything resembling romance.
But when a handwritten guide to tarot arrives in the mail at the witchy souvenir store where Eleanor works, it seems to bring with it the message that magic is about to enter her life. Cynical Eleanor is quick to dismiss this promise, until real-life witch Pix shows up with an unusual invitation. Inspired by the magic and mystery of the tarot, Eleanor decides to open herself up to Pix and her coven of witches, and even to the possibility of a new romance.
But Eleanor’s complicated history continues to haunt her. She will have to reckon with the old ghosts that threaten to destroy everything, even her chance at new love.
Improbable Magic for Cynical Witches is an atmospheric and romantic coming-of-age about learning to make peace with the past in order to accept the beauty of the present.
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Sixteen-year-old Yamilet Flores prefers to be known for her killer eyeliner, not for being one of the only Mexican kids at her new, mostly white, very rich Catholic school. But at least here no one knows she’s gay, and Yami intends to keep it that way.
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Good Topics - Not as engaging as I’d hope
- By AlyssaKate on 09-22-23
By: Sonora Reyes
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Wishtress
- By: Nadine Brandes
- Narrated by: Kim May, Max Himmelreich
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Myrthe was born with the ability to turn her tears into wishes. But when a granted wish goes wrong, she is cursed: the next tear she sheds will kill her. She must travel to the Well to break the curse before it can claim her life—and before the king's militairen find her. To survive the journey, Myrthe must harden her heart to keep herself from crying even a single tear.
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Fantasy with a bit of Allegory
- By Happygret on 11-17-22
By: Nadine Brandes
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Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake
- By: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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With a paycheck as useful as greaseproof paper and a house crumbling faster than biscuits in tea, Rosaline Palmer is teetering on the edge of financial disaster. But where there’s a whisk there’s a way...and Rosaline has just landed a spot on the nation’s most beloved baking show. Winning the prize money would give her daughter the life she deserves - and Rosaline is determined to stick to the instructions. However, more than collapsing trifles stand between Rosaline and sweet, sweet victory.
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Unfortunately more Women’s Fic than Romance
- By Carol on 05-25-21
By: Alexis Hall
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All the Right Notes
- By: Dominic Lim
- Narrated by: Aaron J Albano
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Quito Cruz might be a genius piano player and composer in New York City now but it doesn’t mean that he’s any closer to his Broadway dream. Although Quito knows what the problem is. Or rather who. Because ever since that night in college—with pretty-boy jock Emmett Aoki—his inspiration has been completely MIA . . . Now Quito’s dad wants him to put on a charity performance in his hometown. And there’s one hella big string attached: convince Emmett—now one of Hollywood’s hottest celebrities—to perform.
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This Book Hit All The Right Notes With Me
- By Andre on 06-12-23
By: Dominic Lim
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Hot Hex Boyfriend
- By: Carly Bloom
- Narrated by: Zion Jang, Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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As a child, Delia Merriweather believed with all her heart that she was a witch. Because all Merriweather women were witches. There was just one problem: they had no magic. As an adult, Delia no longer believes magic even exists. However, when she accidentally breaks a hex and restores her family’s powers, she’s forced to accept a new reality: she is a witch. And maybe that’s why the crushingly handsome guy next door has been looking at her like he’s expecting her to fly off on a broomstick, cackling into the night.
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What May We Hex-pect in the Sequel?
- By Kirk Doc on 09-09-24
By: Carly Bloom
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The Witch of Willow Hall
- By: Hester Fox
- Narrated by: Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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In the wake of a scandal, the Montrose family and their three daughters - Catherine, Lydia and Emeline - flee Boston for their new country home, Willow Hall. The estate seems sleepy and idyllic. But a subtle menace creeps into the atmosphere, remnants of a dark history that call to Lydia, and to the youngest, Emeline. All three daughters will be irrevocably changed by what follows, but none more than Lydia, who must draw on a power she never knew she possessed if she wants to protect those she loves. For Willow Hall’s secrets will rise, in the end....
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Great concept, soppy heroine, missed the mark
- By JK_ATL on 10-09-18
By: Hester Fox
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The Viridian Priestess
- The Viridian Priestess, Book 1
- By: Katrina Calandra
- Narrated by: Nikki Grey
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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As the threat of a common enemy closes in, Ferren finds solace in the commander. While working together in the hope of saving their people, they forge a profound connection that tethers them in unexpected ways. Ferren must decide if she can go back to the stoic existence she once led when he has shown her a taste of the life she deserves.
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A great start
- By Mama Lewis on 12-09-24
By: Katrina Calandra
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Playing for Keeps
- By: Jennifer Dugan
- Narrated by: Daisy Guevara, Bailey Carr
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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June is the star pitcher of her elite club baseball team—with an ego to match—and she's a shoo-in to be recruited at the college level, like her parents have always envisioned. That is, if she can play through an overuse injury that has recently gone from bad to worse. Ivy isn't just reffing to pay off her athletic fees or make some extra cash on the side. She wants to someday officiate at the professional level, even if her parents would rather she go to college instead.
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Good
- By K on 09-01-24
By: Jennifer Dugan
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Out of the Blue
- By: Jason June
- Narrated by: André Santana, Neo Cihi
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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Crest is not excited to be on their Journey: the month-long sojourn on land all teen merfolk must undergo. The rules are simple: Help a human within one moon cycle and return to Pacifica to become an Elder—or fail and remain stuck on land forever. Crest is eager to get their Journey over and done with. Humans are disgusting. They’ve polluted the planet so much that there’s a floating island of trash that’s literally the size of a country.
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it was meh
- By jose ortiz on 04-26-23
By: Jason June
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Flight Plan
- By: T.B. Markinson, Miranda MacLeod
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Reggie Hawkins is used to living a lie. As the closeted lesbian daughter of a billionaire media mogul, the only luxury she can’t afford is being herself. She yearns to escape the toxic grasp of her family's global news empire, but her father’s latest demands once again threaten to plunge her deep into the corporate politics she despises.
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Mystery Unsold
- By Jennifer Herrera on 12-01-23
By: T.B. Markinson, and others
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Educating Caroline
- By: Meg Cabot
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Lady Caroline Linford is horrified to discover her fiancé, the Marquis of Winchilsea, in the arms of another woman. Unfortunately, for the rest of Victorian society, this sort of extracurricular activity is par for the course for most men and certainly not reason enough cancel the upcoming wedding. But Caroline is determined to make sure that the man she is to marry will desire only her, so she enlists the best teacher in the art of romance: London’s most notorious rake, Braden Granville.
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Delightful rom com
- By Book Queen on 11-26-24
By: Meg Cabot
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Where Foxes Say Goodnight
- Sleeping Foxes, Book 1
- By: Sam Burns
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Max is living the screenwriter dream. He's not even thirty, he's just won an Oscar, and he's dating the gorgeous star of his movie. But after that one magical night, everything crumbles. The movie star dumps him, and his latest screenplay is a blank document that stubbornly refuses to write itself. So Max decides to disappear into the middle of nowhere and maybe obscurity. He's just getting settled into his new life when suddenly someone is trying to kill him.
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Nice but ultimately forgettable
- By Sasheenka on 05-28-24
By: Sam Burns
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Half a Soul
- By: Olivia Atwater
- Narrated by: Madeleine Leslay
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Ever since she was cursed by a faerie, Theodora Ettings has had no sense of fear or embarrassment—an unfortunate condition that leaves her prone to accidental scandal. Dora hopes to be a quiet, sensible wallflower during the London Season—but when Elias Wilder, the strange, handsome, and utterly ill-mannered Lord Sorcier, discovers her condition, she is instead drawn into peculiar and dangerous faerie affairs.
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checks a lot of boxes
- By jeannie on 09-10-23
By: Olivia Atwater
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- S. Jibberish
- 07-18-22
intriguing and atmospheric
Really great story and compelling characters! I loved the personalities of all the girls in the coven, and Eleanor was (unfortunately? fortunately?) very relatable. Well written and well worth a listen!
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- JoyN
- 02-14-24
Good story line and happy ending.
Good story line that has enough interest to keep you hooked. Sweet and cute happy ending. Well read.
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- Allen I.
- 09-10-22
Accurate depiction of teenhood... unfortunately
I enjoyed this audiobook and I like the author's prose. However, I think there is a thin line between being cynically relatable, and being downright whiny. But here's the thing, it is a -SPOT ON- depiction of being a teenager: the anxiety and expectations that come with it, the drama, the relationships, etc. And I definitely applaud the author for capturing this perfectly. But it's also what makes the book a little unbearable about halfway through for me. I both sympathized heavily with the main character and simultaneously wished she would stop being SO incredibly dramatic. This dichotomy made it hard to rate the book as it wasn't a bad thing, but it did make it a little harder to enjoy personally for me. If I could rate it 3.5 stars I would, but I bumped it up to 4 instead of 3.
I would recommend it. If you don't mind the overwhelming teenage angst, it's a pretty good story. The characters feel real, and the author's writing is great. The narrator was good as well.
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- Pikushio
- 01-17-23
The book is very enlightening and healing
The books focus on healing from past trauma and getting over mistakes was very nice to listen to. The chapters being tarot cards was a nice touch and made me feel very seen.
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- Monique
- 08-03-22
OOF. So much teen angst
the descriptions of places put me right back onto the streets of Salem, it felt like I was walking right next to Elenore.
The author did such a great job conveying all those deeply felt emotions of a bad break up and the adter affects, while the narrator really translated that. There were times when I had to stop listening because it dragged up too clear memories of similar emotions.
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- Veronica Gutierrez
- 02-11-24
The narrator did an excellent job of performing each of the characters.
I got lost in the story and felt the gamut of emotions as I went through each heart wrenching detail of Eleanor’s life. Starting each chapter with a major arcana key was brilliant! I learned more about the deck than I have in previous self-study. All around well done!
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- J Andersen
- 05-14-24
Great story that hits home
As many young queer youth out there who seem that they are the only ones some times, this is a good story that will help make sure you know you’re not.
Good narrator, they read well and clear to understand, and I was able to tell the different characters they were speaking for.
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- Claire
- 07-25-22
Absolutely fantastic
I love this book. There was not one moment where I wasn’t completely enthralled in the story. The characters were all very interesting and diverse. One of the best queer love stories I’ve yet to read, very sweet, definitely tugged at my heart strings. I may have cried once or twice as well. Also one of the most real depictions witchcraft I’ve come across and as a fellow practitioner I really appreciated the accuracy. I would highly recommend this book to all my fellow queer witches out there, or anyone looking for a good read. Absolutely beautiful. I think I’ll be reading more from this author.
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- Kiera
- 10-24-22
great read
can't say enough about how good this was! it broke my heart, made me laugh, educated me, and was fluffy and soft at all the right points.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-21-23
Nice story, not much magic...
It was a cute story about teenagers but there wasn't very much magic or spells or anything. also the whining and complaining got to be a bit much. I enjoyed the story but did have to fast forward over some parts where I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
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