
Tease the Monkeys
A Guide to Non-buttheaded Management
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Mike Christensen
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Christian Holz
About this listen
When friends ask me how I like my job, I reply "imagine working for a boss who is not a butthead." More than half the time, this thought completely staggers them.
In Tease the Monkeys, I share a collection of observations and sayings that will help you become a better boss while enjoying a good laugh.
©2021, 2023 Christian L. Holz (P)2023 Christian L. HolzListeners also enjoyed...
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- Pete Holz
- 07-14-23
Lots of good advice for bosses and employees
This book should be required reading in high school and college. I could see this being a good breakout session at trade shows, too.
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- D.A. Webb
- 07-15-23
entertainment wisdom
Easy to listen to and very entertaining, all wisdom should be this way! Loved it!
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