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Undead Can Dance
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About this listen
Say hello to Humph the Boggart, the principled, down-on-his-luck private detective, Skinny Jim the zombie, and Fred the werewolf, in this film noir style space opera.
Humans aren’t alone anymore—in fact, they share a planet with undead and near-dead beings, living in … semi-harmony, depending on who you ask! This is the world of Reboots—where zombies, vampires, and werewolves live side-by-side with humans, taking whatever jobs they can in order to coexist peacefully. So, what better job to give almost-dead or dead beings, than one that consists of no air, cosmic radiation, and a lack of life-sustaining essentials?
Follow Skinny Jim, a zombie who conceals his ability to speak to avoid being exterminated after an ill-fated war launched by a zombie emperor. And then there’s Humph the Boggart, an ethereal parahuman private investigator who navigates interspecies relationships in claustrophobic extraterrestrial environments with his friends, including Fred the werewolf.
Consisting of four parts, Reboots: Undead Can Dance is a space opera destined to become a favorite, written by beloved and world-renowned fantasy author, Mercedes Lackey, and Cody Martin. Lackey and Martin have created a perfect, witty, fast-paced listen that you won’t be able to pause, and will leave you craving more.
©2021 Mercedes Lackey and Cody Martin (P)2022 Blackstone PublishingListeners also enjoyed...
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- John
- 08-28-23
Well that's undead fun!!
This book is a lot of fun. I didn't realize that zombies could be so smart. Nor had I never imagined what it would be like to be a werewolf on a planet with more than one Moon.
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- S. Pike
- 11-12-22
fun on dysfunctional
fun with Detective Noir theme. zombies, fangs and furs and more. would buy a sequel
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