
Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air
A Frost Files novel
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Lauren Patten
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Jesse Vilinsky
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Jackson Ford
About this listen
Full of imagination, wit and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane Frost Files adventure will blow your tiny mind.
Teagan Frost's life is finally back on track. Her role working for the government as a psychokinetic operative is going well, and she might even be on course for convincing her crush to go out with her. But, little does she know, that sh*t is about to hit the fan....
A young boy with the ability to cause earthquakes has come to Los Angeles - home to the San Andreas, one of the most lethal fault lines in the world. If Teagan can't stop him, the entire city - and the rest of California - could be wiped off the map.
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Critic reviews
"Like Alias meets X-Men...I loved it!" (Maria Lewis on The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind)
"Proceeds at breakneck speed through almost 500 pages of madcap adventure, with some terrific jokes and plenty of tension." (Guardian)
"Teagan is a frank and funny narrator for this wild ride.... A fast-paced, high-adrenaline tale that manages to get into some dark themes without losing its sense of fun." (Kirkus)
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- Jessica
- 07-24-22
Loved it!
I love listening to this series on audio book, I can't wait for the next one.
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- Lauren Campbell
- 11-23-21
So good!
Such a great story and the narrators really made the book come to life! Highly entertaining and a great listen. Loved it!
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- A Picky Customer
- 04-02-23
Delightfully weird, leaving you wanting more
The Frost Files have been a fun listen so far. The characters leave you wanting more. I can't believe they haven't done the third audiobook yet! Hey Audible, get a move on! We need to hear more from Teagan Frost!
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- Kelly L.
- 07-11-20
Loved this book!
I really enjoyed the girl who could move Sh*t with her mind, but this book was even better! It completely exceeded my expectations as a follow up. The story is fun, a surprising antagonist, and readers are incredible! Really one of the best audio performances I have listened to.
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- Zach Lerdahl
- 02-17-25
Amazing writing, amazing performance, terrible character logic
*Contains Spoilers*
The story is amazing, very captivating. The writing is excellent too. But dear God! When Teagan shifted the sniper rifle that was meant to take out Matthew, I stopped listening to the book and deleted it. She's fully aware that he killed 10s of thousands of people and destroyed millions of lives with earthquakes that he caused. And she's aware that he's planning on causing an even more devastating earthquake with Cascadia that will end even more lives. And on top of that, she put everyone in the area around her in life threatening danger. Hell! Matthew gruesomely murdered Paul right in front of her dumb ass and ran away smiling!!! Teagan's decision was so damn stupid, I couldn't even continue with the book. That didn't make any sense at all
Aside from that, great series, very intriguing. Still recommend it!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-04-22
Amazing superpowered story
Loved this book, even more than it predecessor. Love the different voices for the different perspectives and how well they paint the picture of the story. I really hope to get an audiobook of the third and upcoming fourth one. Because just reading the book isn't enough.
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- Mary Wall
- 03-27-25
Very fun!
The Frost Files series is so much fun. I can't wait to delve into the next 2 books, but they are not available in an audio book format! Please... someone fix this right now! I need to hear more about Teagan Frost and her team of secret government operatives!
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- Irisheyes4
- 07-15-20
Ready for book 3 !!
To the author -
A. LOVE LOVE LOVE Lauren Patten !! (record more books dude)
honestly I forget Annie, Tegan, and Reggie are all the same person let alone the male characters !!
B Missed Graham Halstead but Jesse Vilinsky was amazing with Matthews voice !!
C. You made me cry and you know why, not cool !!
D. Yeah not sure what happened with the romance but it was weird - there was a sex swing in Jonas room so I was expecting SOMETHING to happen... bummer dude.
(Nick who?)
E. Final request / comment in the next book can Tegan have a FRIEND with special powers ?! There have to be other good ones!! (maybe a cute German CEO has a secret of his own ??)
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- Scott House Reviews
- 04-14-22
Loved it!
Great series. Great narrator. Patten’s performance is awesome. Need an audio for the 3rd book!!!
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- Jonathan Costro
- 06-05-22
Batshit Crazy
So much fun listening to Teagan’s exploits. This novel is nothing short of a joyride. Hope to see the 3rd and 4th book on audible soon!
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