
Not for the Faint of Heart
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Narrated by:
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Kit Griffiths
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Olivia Dowd
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By:
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Lex Croucher
About this listen
From New York Times bestselling author Lex Croucher comes a queer historical YA romance, with all the swoons, laughs, and heart-pounding moments you'd expect from a story about the granddaughter of Robin Hood and the girl she's accidentally kidnapped.
‘You aren’t merry,’ Clem said to her captor. ‘And you aren’t all men. So there’s been some marketing confusion somewhere along the line.’
Mariel, a newly blooded and perpetually grumpy captain of the Merry Men, is desperate to live up to the legacy of her grandfather, the legendary Robin Hood. Clem, a too-perky backwoods healer known for her new-fangled cures, just wants to help people.
When Mariel's ramshackle band of bandits kidnap Clem as retribution for her guardian helping the Sheriff of Nottingham, all seems to be going (sort of) to plan … until Jack Hartley, Mariel’s father and Commander of the Merry Men, is captured in a deadly ambush. Determined to prove herself, Mariel sets out to get him back–with her annoyingly cheerful kidnappee in tow.
But the wood is at war. Many believe the Merry Men are no longer on the right side of history. Watching Clem tend the party’s wounds and crack relentlessly terrible jokes, Mariel begins to doubt the noble cause to which she has devoted her life. As the two of them grow closer, forced by circumstances to share a single horse and bed, one thing is clear. They must prepare to fight for their lives and for those of everyone they’ve sworn to protect.
Lex Croucher's Not for the Faint of Heart is a thrilling adventure full of hijinks, found family, and romance destined to change the lives of the inhabitants of the Greenwood Forest forever.
A Macmillan Audio production from Wednesday Books.
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Critic reviews
“I know I can rely completely on Lex Croucher for a book that cheerfully flays my emotions with one hand and makes me laughter-snort tea up my nose with the other. I had an amazing time with this bold and lively queer adventure." - Freya Marske, bestselling author of The Last Binding trilogy
“Lex has written a truly magical romcom. Dashing, daring and brilliantly funny. It’s a heartfelt tale of found family, adventure and love that will have you swooning in no time!” - Beth Reekles, New York Times bestselling author of The Kissing Booth series
“Hilarious and full of heart, Not for the Faint of Heart is Heartstopper meets Robin Hood and had me hooked from the first page to the last… the perfect blend of campy fun and arrow-through-your-chest emotion. Lex Croucher is an absolute genius.” - Holly Race, author of Midnight’s Twins
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Emily Laurence is a liar. She is not polite, she's not polished, and she has never taught a child in her life. This position was meant to be her sister's—brilliant, kind Amy, who isn't perpetually angry, dangerously reckless, and who does (inexplicably) like children. But Amy is unwell and needs a doctor, and their father is gone and their mother is useless, so here Emily is, pretending to be something she's not. If she can get away with her deception for long enough to earn a few month's wages and slip some expensive trinkets into her pockets along the way, perhaps they'll be all right.
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Sarcastic, Queer and Real
- By AnnaKayBook on 05-04-24
By: Lex Croucher
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Intriguing but flawed - still recommended!
- By Michael J. Anderson on 05-07-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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This Gilded Abyss
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Sergeant Nix Marr is a damn good soldier, but she's desperate to leave her haunted past in the bioluminescent ocean, buried alongside old friends...and old flames. Unfortunately, even the icy ocean can't extinguish some fires. When Kessandra, everyone's favorite princess—and Nix's loathed ex—requests Nix's help investigating a massacre in the abyssal city of Fall, Nix refuses. Vehemently. But Kessandra always gets what she wants.
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Boring romance fantasy action?????
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-22-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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The Jewel of the Isle
- By: Kerry Rea
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Emily Lawrence
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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If Emily Edwards knows one thing, it’s that you don’t go to a remote island by yourself. Ever the type A personality, Emily doesn’t want to hike around an unfamiliar island, but she’s determined to fulfill her late father’s national park bucket list, starting with Isle Royale National Park—home to wolves, bears, and hundred-year-old shipwrecks. She has no choice but to hire a tour guide, and there is only one that isn’t booked solid.
By: Kerry Rea
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Royals
- By: Rachel Hawkins
- Narrated by: Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Daisy Winters. She's an offbeat 16-year-old Floridian with mermaid-red hair; a part-time job at a bootleg Walmart, and a perfect older sister who's nearly engaged to the Crown Prince of Scotland. Daisy has no desire to live in the spotlight, but relentless tabloid attention forces her to join Ellie at the relative seclusion of the castle across the pond. While the dashing young Miles has been appointed to teach Daisy the ropes of being regal, the prince's roguish younger brother kicks up scandal wherever he goes, and tries his best to take Daisy along for the ride.
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Really fun listen
- By Jon R. on 06-04-18
By: Rachel Hawkins
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Where Shadows Bloom
- By: Catherine Bakewell
- Narrated by: Emily Mount, Shiromi Arserio
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Ofelia has lived her life dreaming of entering Le Château Enchanté—the mysterious court of the gods-blessed King Léo, where the shadow monsters that roam Ofelia’s home never trespass. Lope has lived her life as a knight, defending Ofelia and her home from Shadows even as she dreams of escaping with Ofelia by her side. When the Shadows venture too close, Lope and Ofelia are thrust into a journey that will lead them to the heart of the darkness haunting their home: the dazzling and deceptive Château Enchanté itself.
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How to Flirt with a Witch
- By: Tiana Warner
- Narrated by: Adrienne Fleming
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Katie’s biggest worry starting university in Vancouver is finding her place in a new city… until she adopts a fluffy kitten that turns out to be cursed. Her misfortune leads her to Natalie, a beautiful “veterinarian” with a secret: she’s a witch whose job is to keep dark magic under control. Turns out, Katie has a rare ability to sense curses. Thrust into a secret coven of witches and deadly magic, she’s determined to use her special ability to help Natalie do her job. Natalie, on the other hand, just wants to keep Katie safe.
By: Tiana Warner
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It Will Only Hurt for a Moment
- A Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarah Carpenter is starting over. She’s on the run—leaving behind her unsupportive, narcissistic ex-boyfriend and alcoholic, abusive mother—and headed for a new beginning at Tranquil Falls, a secluded artists’ colony on the grounds of a closed hotel. There, with no cell signal or internet to distract her, she hopes to rediscover her love for pottery and put the broken pieces of her life back together.
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an elegantly twisted story
- By Laura Tripp on 10-26-24
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Falls from Grace
- Grace Notes, Book 1
- By: Ruby Landers
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Her hit band Twice Struck topped the country music charts for almost a decade until her high-profile marriage to her bandmate and co-writer publicly exploded. Now she's fading from the spotlight and her own life, just trying to keep her head above water.
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Great listen
- By Steph M on 11-21-24
By: Ruby Landers
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Princess of Dorsa
- The Chronicles of Dorsa, Book 1
- By: Eliza Andrews
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Saydah
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Princess Natasia is the eldest child of the Emperor Andreth, ruler of the Four Realms. If she was a boy, she’d be the unquestioned heir to the throne. But as a girl, her main duty in life is to marry someone her father can shape into his successor. Everything changes when an unknown, would-be assassin nearly takes Tasia’s life. Someone wants to destabilize the Empire - but who? Unsure of whom he can trust, the Emperor realizes that his daughter might be his best option for an heir.
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Can’t wait for the next one!
- By jordan on 01-24-19
By: Eliza Andrews
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No Shelter but the Stars
- By: Virginia Black
- Narrated by: Trei Taylor
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Kyran Loyal is the last heir to the lost throne of a forgotten planet, the figurehead of a nomadic people fleeing the galactic tyranny of a brutal regime. Davia Sifane is the unrecognized daughter of an imperial despot. When happenstance pits them against each other in battle, neither expects the outcome: they are the only two people to survive. Marooned on a barren moon, their only hope of survival is to rely on each other, but what they learn will either kill them or change the galaxy forever.
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NOT 5-stars
- By Kara Stenberg on 01-05-25
By: Virginia Black
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Broken Beyond Repair
- A Sapphic Celebrity Ice Queen Romance (A South Downs Romance, Book 1)
- By: Emily Banting
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Sydney MacKenzie, personal assistant to the rich and famous, is looking forward to a well-earned break to go travelling in her beloved VW camper van, Gertie. That is, until Gertie cries off sick. When her boss calls in a favor, one that will pay Sydney handsomely and put Gertie back on the road, she can’t refuse.
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Sweet, lovely and fun
- By Karen on 07-22-23
By: Emily Banting
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Afterlove
- By: Tanya Byrne
- Narrated by: Aysha Kala
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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When Ashana Persaud meets Poppy Morgan on a school trip, she’s sure it’s too good to be true. Coffee dates turn to museum trips until, soon, the two girls can see a future together—one that’s seemingly snatched from them when a hit-and-run takes Ash’s life on New Year’s Eve. As the last person to die before midnight, Ash is bestowed the title of reaper. Only those close to death can perceive a reaper, so when Ash runs into Poppy one lonely night—and Poppy sees her—they can't be sure if it's the second chance they've wished for, or a tragedy lying in wait.
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This one got me.
- By Emily “niki” Chapman on 06-25-23
By: Tanya Byrne
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Nightwood
- By: Djuna Barnes, Jeanette Winterson - preface, T. S. Eliot - introduction
- Narrated by: Gemma Dawson
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Nightwood, Djuna Barnes's strange and sinuous tour de force novel unfolds in the decadent shadows of Europe's great cities, Paris, Berlin, and Vienna - a world in which the boundaries of class, religion, and sexuality are bold but surprisingly porous. The outsized characters who inhabit this world are some of the most memorable in all of fiction.
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The unendurable is the beginning of the curve...
- By Darwin8u on 01-18-20
By: Djuna Barnes, and others
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The Ones We Burn
- By: Rebecca Mix
- Narrated by: Roisin Rankin
- Length: 14 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Ranka is tired of death. All she wants is to be left alone, living out her days in Witchik’s wild north with the coven that raised her, attempting to forget the horrors of her past. But when she is named Bloodwinn, the next treaty bride to the human kingdom of Isodal, her coven sends her south with a single directive: kill him. Easy enough, for a blood-witch whose magic compels her to kill. Except the prince is gentle, kind, and terrified of her. He doesn’t want to marry Ranka; he doesn’t want to be king at all. And it’s his sister who seems to be the real threat.
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Really enjoyed!
- By Anonymous User on 09-01-24
By: Rebecca Mix
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- Emmy
- 01-29-25
beautiful story
lgbtq characters effortlessly and naturally in the story, moments of huge kindness and love. my only complaint is *anonymous spoiler*a character dies, and I think that is an unnecessary and uncreative low moment for a book.
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- oreagano
- 03-02-25
just fun and stuff
can’t believe robin hood said the word fascist before it was invented. neat. good for him.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-01-25
Story Pierced Tone-Deaf Narration
Th narrators are reading the words, but they’re not hearing the story. Much of the humor and rhythm of the prose falls flat as a result. Still, there is something to appreciate in the steadiness of the performance.
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- Gloria
- 11-29-24
Humor At Its Best
As a medical professional I was delighted to have a main character who perfectly personified how I act when watching bad first aid in medical dramas.
Honestly didn’t know what to expect from this book. YA novels aren’t really my thing anymore since aging out of the genre years ago but this one was a pleasant surprise. The humor is spot on and I found myself laughing out loud at several parts. The characters are all interesting and well rounded. The plot kept me invested the whole time. And the narration was oh my god perfect. It’s been a while since I’ve found an audible where both narrators excelled at their job so well.
Yes, there’s some points in the book that are a bit predictable and a few plot lines weren’t wrapped as well as they could be and some parts felt rushed. But overall I loved this book and can’t help but give it 5 stars.
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- Holdahl
- 12-26-24
Easy read. We'll developed. Entertaining.
The writing was solid, flowed well, and following the story was pleasingly effortless. I found the rewriting of Robin Hood's sexuality a hijacking of someone elses work, which was neither warranted or useful. As a result, it left a bitter essence to some otherwise good storytelling.
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- Misty
- 01-05-25
Great narrators
Story was intriguing although could’ve used more development of other characters. Great narrators both which brought story to life.
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- Ashley Garcia
- 12-12-24
CUUUTE
My first ever rom com book, and I now have a new favorite genre. Went into this book completely blind, enjoyed every bit of it. It’s cute, super funny, and it even made me ugly cry.
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- Brooke Castaneda
- 12-05-24
What a journey
I'm already excited to re-read it soon. The character developments and relationships were all beautifully and realistically done so well. I enjoyed listening to every minute of it.
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- Sophia
- 02-04-25
Hilarious and exciting
I loved this book so much!! I couldn't stop listening. I laughed so much and I was emotionally invested in all the characters. The writing was clever and enjoyable and the narrators did an excellent job! I loved that this was lgbtq inclusive and it was amazing that the two female leads have a thing, even though their personalities differ so much. Don't hesitate to listen or read this book!! I am recommending this book to everyone I know.
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- GrayGrove
- 02-24-25
Very engaging
I liked the book and the readers of the book. Very good! Would recommend to anyone looking for a Robin Hood gang extra.
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