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Nearly Everything I Learned in Kindergarten Screwed Me Up! takes you back to where the problems began, starting on day one of kindergarten. With honor and respect to the underrecognized and underappreciated educators in our lives, you'll take personal responsibility for overextended lessons that were never intended for life beyond the classroom. Concise, impactful, and highly entertaining chapters will help you deconstruct, one by one, 18 problematic, catastrophic lessons that no longer apply.
Discover new lessons for life to replace old-school rules. But since this isn't school, learning is not enough. Take action today, because in the real world, it's the doing, not just the knowing, that matters. Listen, think, learn, act, and amaze yourself and others with the results now, because...school's out!
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loved it!
A great and educational book. I would definitely recommend this book and pair it with the book atomic habits and you'll have all that knowledge needed to live a productive life.
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