
James Patterson by James Patterson
The Stories of My Life
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“It's quite a life, Patterson's, and this fizzing, funny, often deeply moving memoir is a perfect way to understand the dizzying world of a best-selling writer." —Daily Mail
“Damn near addictive. I loved it . . . that Patterson guy can write!” –Ron Howard
THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER—How did a kid whose dad lived in the poorhouse become the most successful storyteller in the world?
- On the morning he was born, he nearly died.
- Growing up, he didn’t love to read. That changed.
- He worked at a mental hospital in Massachusetts, where he met the singer James Taylor and the poet Robert Lowell.
- While he toiled in advertising hell, James wrote the ad jingle line “I’m a Toys ‘R’ Us Kid.”
- He once watched James Baldwin and Norman Mailer square off to trade punches at a party.
- He’s only been in love twice. Both times are amazing.
- Dolly Parton once sang “Happy Birthday” to James over the phone. She calls him J.J., for Jimmy James.
- Three American presidents have invited him to golf with them.
How did a boy from small-town New York become the world’s most successful writer? How does he do it? He has always wanted to write the kind of novel that would be read and reread so many times that the binding breaks and the book literally falls apart. As he says, “I’m still working on that one.”
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US President Keegan Barrett has swept into office on his success as Director of the CIA. Six months into his first term, he devises a clandestine power grab with deadly consequences. Barrett personally orders CIA agents Liam Grey and Noa Himel to execute his plan, but their loyalties are divided. The CIA serves at the pleasure of the president, yet they’ve sworn to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. When the threat comes directly from the Oval Office, that’s where the blowback begins.
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A rehash of every other book written about John’s
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After Tova Sullivan’s husband died, she began working the night shift at the Sowell Bay Aquarium, mopping floors and tidying up. Keeping busy has always helped her cope, which she’s been doing since her eighteen-year-old son, Erik, mysteriously vanished on a boat in Puget Sound over thirty years ago. Tova becomes acquainted with curmudgeonly Marcellus, a giant Pacific octopus living at the aquarium. Marcellus knows more than anyone can imagine but wouldn’t dream of lifting one of his eight arms for his human captors—until he forms a remarkable friendship with Tova.
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Hidden gem, incredible narration!
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Critic reviews
“One of the greatest storytellers of all time, Patterson has led an amazing life. James Patterson by James Patterson brings to mind Hemingway’s A Moveable Feast. I love the pithy, bright anecdotes, and at times, his poignant narrative will bring you to tears.” (New York Times best-selling author Patricia Cornwell)
“The book was damn near addictive. I loved it. Patterson recounts turning points and life-shaping lessons in short riveting bursts that inform, entertain, and satisfy - then propel you into the next story. That Patterson guy can write!” (Ron Howard)
“James Patterson does it again. The master storyteller of our times takes us on a funny, poignant, and ultimately triumphant journey through his own life. If you are among the many millions of us who enjoy reading Patterson’s books, or if you haven’t discovered him yet, you’ll love reading this one, too.” (Hillary Rodham Clinton)
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- Vicki Diane Miller
- 06-14-22
Awesome!
Tried to give five stars for all three! My phone didn’t cooperate. My mom started reading your books years ago. As she would say. Anything with murder, madness and mayhem she loved. She taught me to love books before I could read them. I love every book I have read that you have written. Thank you for sharing stories about you! A big fan and I won’t stalk you!
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- Kathryn
- 07-27-22
My first Patterson experience
I have never read one of his books, but I know how popular he is, and I read his own by a graffiti. It was really good, and now I will begin reading his books.
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- David
- 11-28-22
A story teller’s stories…..
An amazing writer and human being, who just happens to be telling you some great stories!
His own!
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- LG
- 01-04-23
pretty good
Patterson offers some amusing and worthwhile insights, I enjoyed it and I've never read any of his books.
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- Cheryl Rancourt
- 06-06-24
Great book
It was a great book. He had me laughing out loud. Highly recommend. He should run for President.
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- Denise McQuillan
- 05-30-24
Loved hearing about his youth
I’ve met James Patterson at a book signing. He took his time to chat with everyone in line and was so super nice. I love his books and it was so nice listen to this audio book and learn about his life. I’m anxious to read some of his favorite books that he names in the book. So happy I purchased this as an audio book. I felt like I was a guest in his home and he was telling me some of his adventures. If you are a fan, buy this book. You’ll thoroughly enjoy it.
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- Rick
- 06-19-22
Thoroughly enjoyed this book
Took a few chapters to get into the style but loved the quick memories of James Patterson's life.
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- Barbara
- 06-22-22
Inspiring and heartwarming
Loved James Patterson and enjoyed hearing it in his voice. He has been on quite an amazing journey and shared it with laughs, passion and ease! Great listen!
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- Sandy
- 08-13-22
Patterson Biograpy
Funny, Interesting and thoroughly enjoyable. Quick reading and short audio. I’ve read 2 of James Patterson’s books. Now I’m ready to read the Alex Cross series.
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- Ann Lesch
- 07-27-22
bravo!
Great read! Alot of insight into what makes James Patterson tick. A joy from beginning to end.
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