
The Twelve Topsy-Turvy, Very Messy Days of Christmas
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Move over, Dickens—America’s favorite storyteller has written a gift, “a delightful Christmas story to be shared by the whole family” (Kirkus), destined to become as treasured as A Christmas Carol.
At Christmastime, a family of three are missing someone dear to them. Until unexpected guests begin to arrive at their empty house, filling it with Christmas memories in the making.
Listening to the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is a beloved holiday tradition.
Now comes a new one: Reading James Patterson’s instant classic, The Twelve Topsy-Turvy, Very Messy Days of Christmas.
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- Judy
- 12-10-22
Easy read and can pick up and put down.
Like the characters and descriptions. Sure bouts of mayhem and holiday heartwarming ending. Just a book that brings the meaning of the holidays to light.
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- Gabrielle
- 12-09-22
Wonderful holiday read for the family
Love dot! Had everything: Rollercoaster of emotions; Sure to please readers young and old; Whimsical, imaginative, and fun. A must read this season.
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- Hair Balls
- 12-03-24
How to find joy
What a wonderful take on the Twelve Days of Christmas. I was on the edge of my seat while listening to this needed story. Needed, because it shows a path back to happy holidays.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-30-23
Fun story
I loved the story it was fun and full of up lifting times
Loved the character building
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- Mel
- 11-18-22
Fun
I loved this story. Life can be messy and sometimes stressful. This story tells how even if you try to escape living life the universe can give you a curve ball.
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- Amazon Customerggvtcxesdrt
- 01-01-23
Love it!
This was such an entertaining read! I loved the character development and the twists and turns! Do yourself a favor and enjoy!
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- Mark W.
- 12-09-22
a new seasonal classic.
well a bit of a departure for James Patterson, he and his co-author handle this really well.
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- Marlene
- 11-25-24
Very clever!
This story has adventure, romance, a little magic, and mystery all swirled into a story that is sure to delight all ages. I will be adding this to my yearly lineup for the holidays moving forward. This is a modern retelling of the song the 12 days of Christmas. I would have loved to hear this read by another narrator but overall a really fun read for this time of year! 🎄
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-22
cute
This book was very different than most of his works but I enjoyed it very much.
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- Secret Knitter
- 12-31-22
It's dumb, but entertaining.
The silliness of assuming the characters didn't know what was coming after the first couple of days was too much for me. It is farfetched by any stretch of the imagination but it was a light listen for a holiday road trip. I would never recommend it though.
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