
How to Survive the Future
How to Survive, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Saffron Coomber
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By:
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Larry Hayes
About this listen
Get ready for a hilarious out-of-this-world adventure for listeners aged 8+—this is the perfect series for fans of Tom Gates, Andy Griffiths and Star Wars!
It’s the year 2525, and things aren’t looking great for Planet Earth. An endless night is coming—a super-advanced alien spaceship has stopped the world from turning, threatening the existence of every creature on the planet—and it turns out that ten-year-old Eliza Lemon is the only one who can save them!
Will she be able to handle alien overlords, a doughnut-shaped spaceship, monkeys and vampire finches? And, most importantly of all, will she be able to rescue her baby brother, save the world and survive THE FUTURE?
For more out-of-this-world fun don't forget to listen to Eliza and Johnnie's first two adventures in How to Survive Without Grown-Ups and How to Survive Time Travel.
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