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Hat Trick, Book 2
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Magically transformed into a hat, a wizard must endure being worn by a dwarf questing through a labyrinthine underworld, in this comical fantasy adventure.
Answers and vengeance are so close that Absalom Scryne can almost taste them. Perhaps if his consciousness had been transferred to a pair of shoes instead of a hat, he would've had the necessary tongue to do so . . .
Having made it through the Badlands by the skin of his crooked yellow teeth, Ig the kobold celebrated the achievement by blowing everyone up. Now, separated from the unhygienic scalp of his apprentice, Absalom must navigate the pitch-black underworld—traversing a miners' strike, a dungeon complex, a dragon's lair, and the domains of creatures best described as eldritch—perched atop a dwarf.
But will they make it back to the surface? Will we ever see sweet, stinky Ig again? What has the circus got to do with anything? Discover all this and more as the adventure continues!
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- Narrated by: Neill Thorne
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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Meet Jack, a jaded vet from Earth. During the day he’s a nobody who is shunned and abused. However, at night he’ll grow to be an ungodly powerhouse that would put fear in the hearts of the rich and corrupt. He’ll use every bit of courage, and ingenuity to wreak vengeance on anyone who messes with him or his friends.
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Not the best but Ok.
- By Randy Smith on 04-01-24
By: A. Bel
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Titan Mage Box Set
- The Complete Crystal Moon Arc Including The Hot Springs Episode
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 54 hrs and 42 mins
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Magic powers? His own mech? A whole airship of gorgeous women desperate for his genes? Yes, please! Paralyzed by a drunk driver, let go from his job, and stuck in a sad, stagnant town in the middle of nowhere, Joseph Locke was having the worst day of his life. And then he died. But considering that he wakes up with a brand new body, in the cockpit of a badass steampunk robot, on an airship of nothing but hot babes, his next life may not be all that bad. Especially when he learns that he’s a void mage—the rarest and most powerful of all mages on the world of Haven.
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Well, I didn't know this was going to light porn!
- By Rob on 05-11-24
By: Edie Skye
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Overdue: A Magical Library LitRPG Adventure
- Library System Reset, Book 1
- By: K.T. Hanna
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins
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Quinn can barely handle her own life. When the Library of Everywhere discovers her compatible magical signature, suddenly, she is the sole existing potential librarian. Now, it's not only the weight of her world on her shoulders—Quinn must connect with the library system before the universe itself disintegrates. Once she's settled, it should be quiet, peaceful work—just as soon as she battles a few engorged bookworms, repairs hundreds of years of damage, and figures out why there's been no librarian for the last several centuries.
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Decent story, snappy characters
- By Whitechrys on 09-18-24
By: K.T. Hanna
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Dead Tired I
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
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could have been awesome...
- By Resowo on 01-17-24
By: RavensDagger
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Dungeon Tour Guide: A LitRPG Adventure
- Dungeon Tour Guide, Book 1
- By: Aaron Shih
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
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After Lucas dies during a freak explosion, divine intervention sees him brought back to life with the power to control a new dungeon. There are just a couple of issues: his old body is bound to his dungeon, and the craziness of what he thought was his final act is only getting weirder. When he sees newbie adventurers entering his dungeon, though, he decides to help them survive and complete their quests. After all, adventuring is a process, and someone needs to guide the rookies.
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Great dungeon LitRPG
- By Josh on 05-26-23
By: Aaron Shih
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A Mark of Kings
- The Shattered Reigns, Book 1
- By: Bryce O'Connor, Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 18 hrs and 38 mins
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Despite his youth, Declan Idrys knows of the evils of the world. He knows of the bastards and brigands who plague the King's lands, of the monsters skulking in the wooded depths of the realm. Together with his companion, Ryn - a beast of rather peculiar talent - he has spent the last decade of his life beneath the bloody banners of a half-dozen mercenary guilds, hunting precisely such festering wickedness within the borders of Viridian.
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A difficult slog
- By Tony G. on 10-07-19
By: Bryce O'Connor, and others
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Sovereign Soul
- Scale & Sea, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 21 hrs and 33 mins
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Deklin will become a villain to rival the gods… somebody should probably tell him. For now, Deklin's just a fourth-year magi looking for a post-midterm vacation from Earth. When a failed portal spell strands Deklin on a dangerous, massive worldshard, he unwillingly embarks on an adventure where spire climbers compete for ever higher standings, and cultivators bind magical aspects to strengthen their spirits. Transformed into a dragonblood and branded as an outlaw, Deklin is forbidden from advancing past the first threshold alongside his growing band of exiles.
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Darts and Dirty diapers
- By Legend Blackthorne on 12-22-23
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Saintess Summons Skeletons: Book 1
- A Holy Necromancy LitRPG
- By: Mornn
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
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She wanted to be a Necromancer, but awakened as a Saint! Somehow her summoned heroes are all undead? How will the church react when their Saintess summons a skeleton in place of a mighty hero? Sofia isn’t too keen on finding out. In this world, Gods choose [Saints], and [Saints] summon [Heroes] from other worlds; everyone knows that. But Sofia had a thing for bones ever since she was a child; there’s only one [Class] she wants: [Necromancer]! When, by the whims of fate, she gets both classes at the same time, the system breaks.
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dungeon crawl
- By Nicholas Eber on 06-06-24
By: Mornn
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Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer
- Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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As a monster, Shrubley is forbidden from joining the adventurers guild. In a world where essence artists rank up in power and most monsters are feral beasts, Shrubley is among the weakest of creatures and is treated as an outcast. With curiosity essence bound to his spirit, Shrubley might be weak, but he's intelligent and determined. Against all the odds, he discovers a loophole from the Druid that gave him life—but there's a deadly catch. For a chance of ever being accepted as a true adventurer, he must challenge an otherworldly realm threatening to consume everything.
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Whimsical writing and unfocused editing
- By Andreas on 11-13-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Collect the World
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Cameron Milan
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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Enticed by the System, native forces vied for ownership of the realm. Heroes and tyrants rose from the masses. Generations came and went, and yet when the war raged on, the System decided to add a new player to the board. Keith Walker has just come of age when he learns what it feels like to be powerless. Forced by events beyond his control, Keith comes to terms with his family's true heritage and decides that from now on, he'd control his own fate.
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Not his best
- By Nighteyes on 01-30-24
By: Cameron Milan
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Morcster Chef
- A LitRPG Complete Series Bundle
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 35 hrs and 5 mins
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Adventurers seek dungeons for riches. Heroes storm great fortresses. Gods clash far above. Arek cooks lasagna and tops it with a dash of finely chopped basil. An orc who has seen more than his fair amount of fighting, Arek wants nothing more than to spend the rest of his days cooking and away from the chaos of combat. However, when Ming and her group of adventurers hire him as their full-time chef, his plans of avoiding violence crumble. He longs to leave his blood-soaked mistakes in his past, but old friends and foes have different ideas.
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Arcane Chef Subclass
- By Amazon Customer on 02-16-25
By: Actus
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Power
- Wormhole Mana, Book 1
- By: Tom Larcombe
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
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Maxwell Carter works a maintenance job at a government research facility. The research lab he works at has an accident, more energy coming through the wormhole than anticipated, enough to completely rupture the shields that were supposed to contain it until they finished determining how to convert the energy into electricity. Previously harmless animals are changed to nightmare threats and people are dying, seemingly due to incidents related directly to their interests.
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Good but slow
- By Randy Smith on 11-17-24
By: Tom Larcombe
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Weaving Virtue
- A Progression Fantasy Epic (Gleam, Book 1)
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 16 hrs and 38 mins
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Life isn't that easy. Just like everything else, there are rules and regulations—and Chance didn't make the cut. Not until a lucky encounter gets him a one-way ticket to his future. A world where he can make something of himself. If only he hadn't landed in the middle of an endless maze full of monsters salivating for his life. Isolated and lost, the only thing Chance has to work with is his strange, luck-based magic and his determination to finally live a life worth living.
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Characters kept getting pushed around
- By Allen M. Bonneau on 12-31-24
By: Actus
What listeners say about Hat's Entertainment!: A Humorous High Fantasy
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-02-24
Even more silly and fun than the last one
The way Absolam Scrime, or however it is, this is audiobook, describes everything with such colorful disdain is so hilarious. And even the things he DOESN'T dislike are described so wonderfully
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- Scoob Tritt
- 08-01-24
as per norm for these writers; the worst part of this novel is when you know it is at an end.
I am specifically a fan of these authors collaborations, while this one doesn't display the dark comedy of one of their earlier series (Savage Dominion) it does present a slightly more wholesome but just as humorous narrative. I'm excited to see whatever they manage to conjure up next.
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- Ross
- 07-23-24
Entertaining like the last book
I preferred this book to the previous one. I am looking forward to the third book!
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- Austin H.
- 07-29-24
Penman and Chmilenko do it again
Classic wit and humor that is so unique to this genre. Worth the read just for the laughs.
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- Stephanie
- 01-08-25
Just delightful
🙂 15 words are required when you write your review. But the title says it all.
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- swyrlgirl
- 04-13-25
Pratchett-esque
Love these books! Lots of action and heart warming. Definitely not YA. Readercl does a great job. Me needs more🤣💯
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-26-25
igg was only in the last 3 hours
not enough Kobold he was only in the last 3 hours or so honestly this whole book could have wrapped up in 2-3 hours, its skipable, just know there is female dwarf wizard now and they made it to the city and that's all you need to know, you can skip this book and go straight to the 3rd
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