
Harry Plotter and the Chamber of Serpents
A Potter Secret Parody
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MJ Ware
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Austen comes to England knowing that as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts, he's in for more than he expected.
And as if it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the chamber before he becomes another victim of He-who-must-not-be-named?
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An approved textbook at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since its first publication, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is an indispensable guide to the magical beasts of the wizarding world. It showcases a menagerie of magical creatures, explained enchantingly by noted magizoologist, Newt Scamander, who you may remember from the film series of the same name.
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- By A. Bunnell on 04-19-17
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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Magic Tree House: Books 1 and 2
- Dinosaurs Before Dark, The Knight at Dawn
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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In Dinosaurs Before Dark, adventure is waiting to happen! Jack and his younger sister, Annie, stumble upon a tree house filled with books. Where did the tree house come from? How long has it been there? When Jack reads a book about the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago, and wishes he could really see the pteranodon, it suddenly appears at his window. Magically. Before Jack and Annie can figure out the mystery, the tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past.
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magic tree house
- By Suzanna on 01-12-05
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From the Wizarding Archive
- Curated Writing from the World of Harry Potter
- By: J.K. Rowling, Evanna Lynch - foreword
- Narrated by: Evanna Lynch, Hugh Quarshie, Finlay Robertson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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Great Rowling stuff, horrible introductions
- By lad on 08-31-24
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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The Ickabog
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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The kingdom of Cornucopia was once the happiest in the world. It had plenty of gold, a king with the finest moustache you could possibly imagine, and butchers, bakers, and cheesemongers whose exquisite foods made a person dance with delight when they ate them. Everything was perfect - except for the misty Marshlands to the north, which, according to legend, were home to the monstrous Ickabog. Anyone sensible knew that the Ickabog was just a myth to scare children into behaving. But the funny thing about myths is that sometimes they take on a life of their own.
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Oh, dear...
- By ili pika on 11-11-20
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Christmas Pig
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Amaka Okafor, Rocco Padden, Gerran Howell, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Jack loves his childhood toy Dur Pig. DP has always been there for him, through good and bad. Until one Christmas Eve something terrible happens - DP is lost. But Christmas Eve is a night for miracles and lost causes, a night when all things can come to life...even toys. And Jack’s newest toy - the Christmas Pig (DP’s annoying replacement) - has a daring plan: Together they’ll embark on a magical journey to seek something lost and to save the best friend Jack has ever known....
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More Scary & Violent Than "Heartwarming Adventure"
- By Bookworm on 10-19-21
By: J.K. Rowling
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Artemis Fowl Movie Tie-In Edition
- Artemis Fowl, Book 1
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Twelve-year-old criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl has discovered a world below ground of armed and dangerous—and extremely high-tech—fairies. He kidnaps one of them, Holly Short, and holds her for ransom in an effort to restore his family's fortune. But he may have underestimated the fairies' powers. Is he about to trigger a cross-species war?
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EXCELLENT
- By Jean on 11-30-05
By: Eoin Colfer
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His Dark Materials: Once upon a Time in the North
- By: Philip Pullman
- Narrated by: David Harewood
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In this prequel episode from Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials universe, Lee Scoresby—Texan aeronaut and future friend to Lyra Belacqua—is just 24 years old, and he's recently won his hot-air balloon in a poker game. He finds himself floating North to the windswept Arctic island of Novy Odense, where he and his hare daemon Hester are quickly tangled in a deadly plot involving an oil magnate, a corrupt mayoral candidate, and Lee's longtime nemesis from the Dakota Country, a hired killer with at least twenty murders to his name.
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Great story
- By Wendy Strgar, sagebrushbooks on 10-04-24
By: Philip Pullman
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Magyk
- Septimus Heap, Book One
- By: Angie Sage
- Narrated by: Allan Corduner
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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Septimus Heap, the seventh son of the seventh son, disappears the night he is born, pronounced dead by the midwife. That same night, the baby's father, Silas Heap, comes across an abandoned child in the snow—a newborn girl with violet eyes. Who is this mysterious baby girl, and what really happened to the Heaps' beloved son Septimus?
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Fun Listen
- By Emiko on 08-10-09
By: Angie Sage
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Snape
- The Definitive Analysis of Hogwarts’s Mysterious Potions Master
- By: Lorrie Kim
- Narrated by: Michelle H. Lee
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Taking an analytical approach to Hogwarts's irascible, protective Potions professor, author Lorrie Kim presents a closer look at how Dumbledore's double agent operates behind the scenes throughout the Harry Potter series. By examining the story from Snape's point of view, this in-depth exploration pierces the defenses of the wizarding world's famed Occlumens, revealing the man for who he truly is: one of pop culture's most memorable heroes.
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Too political
- By Sylvious on 03-16-23
By: Lorrie Kim
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter y la piedra filosofal
- Harry Potter 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Leonor Watling
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Con las manos temblorosas, Harry le dio la vuelta al sobre y vio un sello de lacre púrpura con un escudo de armas: un león, un águila, un tejón y una serpiente, que rodeaban una gran letra H. Harry Potter nunca había oído nada sobre Hogwarts cuando las cartas comienzan a caer en el felpudo del número cuatro de Privet Drive. Escritas en tinta verde en un pergamino amarillento con un sello morado, sus horribles tíos las han confiscado velozmente.
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Superb version using Spanish from Spain
- By Amazon Customer on 11-04-21
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Winglets Quartet
- The First Four Stories
- By: Tui T. Sutherland
- Narrated by: Shannon McManus
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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Fiercetooth, a NightWing obsessed with what could have - and should have - been. Deathbringer, desperate to prove himself as the next great NightWing assassin. Six-Claws, a loyal SandWing, who will soon find that loyalty comes with a price. Foeslayer the NightWing, a dragon in love turned kidnapper, and Prince Arctic of the IceWings, a runaway turned captive. In these four short stories, dig deeper into the world of Pyrrhia to discover what really happened.
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- By Heather Nyki on 10-20-20
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Dumbledore
- The Life and Lies of Hogwarts's Renowned Headmaster: An Unofficial Exploration
- By: Irvin Khaytman
- Narrated by: Richard Trinder
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, is one of the most recognizable and mysterious figures in the Harry Potter series. As an unscrupulous beetle-like journalist once said, he's "a biographer's dream." Is he omniscient or limited? Is he benevolent or malevolent? What really drove him in the last years of an extraordinary life? Dumbledore dives between the lines of the Harry Potter books to create a portrait of the controversial Headmaster. We find Dumbledore's hand in every seeming coincidence and consider the impossible decisions he had to make.
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Interesting and informative, but...
- By James Fields on 08-31-23
By: Irvin Khaytman
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- Sonja Heyck-Merlin
- 04-30-22
Ok
It was ok.
It wasn’t as good as real Harry Potter, that’s for curtain! But overall it was fine. I think it was a rip off.
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- Jessica Davis
- 02-08-23
HP 1 3/4
This reminded me so much of Lion King 1 1/2! Definitely not a bad read for not being cannon!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-08-22
good for Harry Potter fans
pretty fun and interesting
enjoyed it very much as a Harry Potter fan
storyline is better than many other stories
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- Marco B.
- 04-15-25
Great parody of a great story.
I do not get some of the low review numbers, the whole idea of a parody is to change the names for fun and I laughed at all of them. "Dumblesnore?" I laughed as I typed it. Listen carefully and there are a couple great ones that go by quickly. Listen for the one for Neville. I have read or listened to the whole Potter series over 30 times, so I have a pretty good grasp on the plot lines and the more esoteric aspects of the story. I think this story is a good accompaniment to the "real" story. Looking at the social dynamics at Hogwarts it was cool to think about it from a 180 degree viewpoint. Everyone does seem to hate Slyperine's, Although, some are complete jerks, if you take them out of the story, the other Slyperine's seem ok. I liked how the two stories intertwined and gave a whole different behind-the-scenes possibility. How would a muggle-born get along in Slyperine's? Why is a muggle-born in Slyperine? It is only a few hours and if you enjoyed listening to the others, it is worth a listen or two.
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- Colleen P.
- 01-23-23
Harry Plotter
I love Harry Potter stories,this spin off is great. it's a realistic High School with a bit of every book added. If you don't like to laugh don't listen to the story.
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- KMK89
- 11-12-21
Fun fan fiction
I really enjoyed. Super cute and fun little story. Creative twist on a longtime favorite. Fun twist on characters and the inspired change of names made me laugh out loud.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-03-21
A better perspective on the events of CoS
In short: shows the Slytherin (and an American students) perspective on Hogwarts and the events of the Chamber of Secrets in a hilarious fashion. Must-listen for every Slytherin but also HP fans of other houses.
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- Elliot Coy
- 07-02-23
It Was Funny
I liked how the author had an explanation for everything in terms of how the story fits into the original books and even filled some holes in the original. Very clever author.
I wish it were longer and he would’ve continued with more books, but I’m grateful for what we got!
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- Nikki
- 06-14-24
Well written
If you’re a potter head and need a little fan fiction look no further! Characters are great and flow well with HP storyline. Love this book
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- Patrick
- 08-24-23
Silly but die hard fans may appreciate.
If you take it as Canon, it actually fills some plot-holes, ironically enough. Pretty good.
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