
The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief
Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Brian Holden
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By:
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Steve Lookner
About this listen
Meet Percy Stinkson. He's just a normal kid, trying to have fun and make it through school doing as little homework as possible....
until he finds out he's the son of a Greek god! And Percy's father isn't just any Greek god. He's Pooseidon, God of Farts!
Percy's life is totally transformed as he travels to Camp Half-Wit, where he's trained to use his special farting powers. He's going to need these powers, because he soon learns it's up to him to save the universe by going on a quest to find Zeus's stolen iPhone!
It'll be a dangerous quest, but Percy will have company: Grover, a weird kid who thinks he's a half-goat, and Annabeth, a super-hot girl who unfortunately doesn't want to date Percy. Yet.
There'll be loads of action and tons of smelly farts as Percy's quest proceeds to its exciting conclusion: a showdown in the Underworld with Hades himself!
The odds might be against Percy, but don't give up hope, because he'll have the ultimate weapon at his disposal: The Lightning Fart!
Can a fart really save the universe?
Find out...in this hilarious parody of the Percy Jackson books, THE LIGHTNING FART!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Steve Lookner is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for TV shows such as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies on Amazon, including The Maze Bummer: A Parody of the Maze Runner, and City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, Book 1).
©2015 Steve Lookner (P)2017 Steve LooknerListeners also enjoyed...
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Spy School
- Spy School Series, Book 1
- By: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ben Ripley may only be in middle school, but he's already pegged his dream job: CIA or bust. Unfortunately for him, his personality doesn't exactly scream "secret agent". In fact Ben is so awkward, he can barely get to school and back without a mishap. Because of his innate nerdiness, Ben is not surprised when he is recruited for a magnet school with a focus on science - but he's entirely shocked to discover that the school is actually a front for a junior CIA academy.
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Great book, but...
- By katiebmomof3 on 07-12-18
By: Stuart Gibbs
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The Winglets Quartet
- The First Four Stories
- By: Tui T. Sutherland
- Narrated by: Shannon McManus
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Fiercetooth, a NightWing obsessed with what could have - and should have - been. Deathbringer, desperate to prove himself as the next great NightWing assassin. Six-Claws, a loyal SandWing, who will soon find that loyalty comes with a price. Foeslayer the NightWing, a dragon in love turned kidnapper, and Prince Arctic of the IceWings, a runaway turned captive. In these four short stories, dig deeper into the world of Pyrrhia to discover what really happened.
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Backstory
- By Heather Nyki on 10-20-20
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The Lost Hero
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Sean Welsh Brown, Rainy Fields, Avi Roque
- Length: 16 hrs and 33 mins
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Jason has a problem. He doesn't remember anything before waking up on a school bus holding hands with a girl. Apparently she's his girlfriend Piper, his best friend is a kid named Leo, and they're all students in the Wilderness School, a boarding school for "bad kids." What he did to end up here, Jason has no idea—except that everything seems very wrong.
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Voice acting is…interesting
- By justindk_photo on 10-09-22
By: Rick Riordan
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- A Harry Potter Hogwarts Library Book
- By: J.K. Rowling, Newt Scamander
- Narrated by: Eddie Redmayne
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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An approved textbook at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since its first publication, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is an indispensable guide to the magical beasts of the wizarding world. It showcases a menagerie of magical creatures, explained enchantingly by noted magizoologist, Newt Scamander, who you may remember from the film series of the same name.
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- By A. Bunnell on 04-19-17
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
Everything
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I Riley liked it PLS MAKE MORE MAKE MORE THAN ONE MORE USER EXPERIENCE THAN IT IS THE SAME AS IT CAN PLAY IT IS
Pls make more
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Funny
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Fart fart
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Funny and faithful to the original book
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I brought this book on the kiddle a while ago and I absolutely love it. It have great sense of humor - I as a Readitor, Twitch viewer - really love the entire subtle sarcastic tone.
I never once, thought of it as a 'kid book'. I saw it has a audio version - So, I brought it. I want to relisten to it sometime.
But oh boy. Sure, the narrator suck. He read it like a hell of kid book. Insulting my intelligence. With that high pitched, reading like it a joke. Like "oh hi what's up fellow kids". Completely overlooked what's make this book great.
In fact, this audible ruined the book for me. This it will be a while until I got this dude voice out of my head until I able to enjoy the book again.
The book is great but the Audio version is annoying
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Where does The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This book is very different from what I usually listen to, so it's hard to compare. The reader is better than most--obviously a trained actor with lots of expression.What other book might you compare The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief to and why?
In the tradition of Bored of the Rings, this Percy Jackson parody had me laughing along all the way through. I was surprised how closely it followed the original book. So if you're a fan of the series, all your favorite scenes and characters are here.What about Brian Holden’s performance did you like?
Who better to read a Percy Jackson parody than Brian Holden of Team StarKid fame (A Very Potter Musical)? Chicago comedian Holden strikes all the right notes and provides brilliant voices for the distinct characters. I felt like I was watching this book happen in front of me rather than just listening to someone read! His inflection and tone matched the book perfectly. I definitely want to hear him read more!Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
It's not so much that I was moved, as that something moved within me.Any additional comments?
I was very impressed that the author kept this clean enough for the kids who read Percy Jackson. Even though it's all about farts, it never goes over the top into really gross territory. My 11-year-old will definitely enjoy it.It's just so funny! If you love Percy Jackson, you have got to hear this!
An Excellent Parody that's clean enough for kids
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There were a few parts where the writing was a bit more crass than I like for my 12 year old. When I said I didn’t like these parts, she of course rolled her eyes at me.
We would love more good quality parodies like these!
A Fun Listen!
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Sooooo good
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Clearly, bathroom humor will be found just based on the title of the book. Warning it probably should be at least PG-13 because there are some thinly veiled sexual connotations. Not horrible, but enough to be uncomfortable at times.—mother of 12-year-old
Review by 12-year-old boy
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