
Dying Isn’t Funny
Dragonman
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Narrated by:
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David Seager
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By:
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Ted Lazaris
About this listen
Sometimes it’s best to leave the past where it is. Otherwise a trip down memory lane can be fatal.
That statement turns out to be all but true in the 12th installation of the Dragonman story series, a dark fantasy series for adults. This truly dark mystery story sees our protagonist Dragonman and undeniable friends and partners investigate a bizarre murder spree. The murders turn out to be far from ordinary when an investigation into the past brings untimely dread and danger for the future.
This scary audiobook leads you on a trail of homicide that is more than meets the eye. John Logan has to look deep into Luke Starr’s past to find the answers he seeks. Nobody is laughing, because it turns out dying isn’t funny.
©2022 Ted Lazaris (P)2022 Ted LazarisListeners also enjoyed...
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