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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
Gena Showalter
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The Darkest Touch
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- Narrated by: Max Bellmore
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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From New York Times best-selling author Gena Showalter comes the long-awaited story of Torin, the most dangerous Lord of the Underworld yet....
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Lords Of The Underwold - A Great Series! 👍👍👍👍
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The Darkest Touch
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The Wrong Bride
- Kings of Fury, Book 1
- By: Gena Showalter, Jill Monroe
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Vacationing in Scotland, schoolteacher Elizabeth “Elle” Darcy anticipates picturesque landscapes, castles of old and kilt-wearing charmers, not awakening in someone else's body. Worse, that someone just married enigmatic billionaire Callen Bruce. Though that’s not the biggest problem.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good but…
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The Wrong Bride
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- Narrated by: Mhairi Morrison
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The Great and Terrible
- No Monsters Like Hers, Book 1
- By: Gena Showalter
- Narrated by: Sybil Johnson
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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When twenty-year-old college dropout Moriah Shaker runs into an empty chapel to escape an unexpected storm, she’s catapulted into another world Wizard of Oz style.
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The Great and Terrible
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- Narrated by: Sybil Johnson
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Lifeblood
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- By: Gena Showalter
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With her last breath, Tenley "Ten" Lockwood made her choice and picked her realm in the Everlife. Now, as the war between Troika and Myriad rages, she must face the consequences....
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2 out of 5 stars
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great world, terrible characters
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Lifeblood
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Alice in Zombieland
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- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
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She won't rest until she's sent every walking corpse back to its grave. Forever....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun! Actually something new!
- By Linda B on 10-06-12
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Alice in Zombieland
- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
- Series: The White Rabbit Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 10-01-12
- Language: English
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The Warlord
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For centuries, Taliyah Skyhawk has prepared to become Harpy General, leader of the deadliest female army in existence. One of the requirements? Remain a virgin. But, for a chance to save her people, she must wed the fearless leader of the Astra Planeta, Alaroc Phaethon....
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3 out of 5 stars
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bad porno
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The Warlord
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The Stone Prince
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Katie James is unlucky in love - so unlucky she's been reduced to kissing the marble statue in her own garden....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't get into it...
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The Stone Prince
- Imperia, Book 1
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Series: Imperia, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 06-06-17
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Beauty Awakened
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Awesomelicious - it's happy & sad as good vs bad
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Beauty Awakened
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- Series: Angels of the Dark, Book 2
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Beck Ockley lives by a single rule: one and done. The millionaire playboy knows the pain of loss and will do anything to avoid another....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A+ rating...
- By Smitten with Reading on 06-25-16
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The Hotter You Burn
- Narrated by: Savannah Richards
- Series: The Original Heartbreakers, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 07-28-15
- Language: English
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The Darkest Whisper
- Lords of the Underworld, Book 4
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Bound by the demon of Doubt, Sabin unintentionally destroys even the most confident of lovers. So the immortal warrior spends his time on the battlefield instead of the bedroom....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Visiting Again
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The Darkest Whisper
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- Series: Lords of the Underworld, Book 4
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- Release date: 09-01-09
- Language: English
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Romancing the Gravestone
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Jane Ladling is the sole proprietor of her family’s landlocked cemetery, Garden of Memories. She’s responsible for the, er, guests, but there’s a slight problem. Well, besides her moody cat, Rolex, and her sixty-two-year-old best friend’s unrequited crush on the sheriff.
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Romancing the Gravestone
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- Narrated by: Kelli Tager
- Series: A Jane Ladling Mystery, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 03-25-25
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Everlife
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At 17 years old, Tenley "Ten" Lockwood had to make the ultimate choice - where to live after she died. Loyalty to her selected realm has not wavered...until now. She is out of time. Sacrifices must be made, and a terrible price must be paid....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Emails
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Everlife
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- Series: An Everlife Novel, Book 3
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 02-27-18
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The Darkest Assassin
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Fox is a demon-possessed immortal with many talents. Now, the keeper of Distrust has been marked for death, a winged assassin with rainbow-colored eyes tracking her every move, determined to avenge the males she accidentally decimated....
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5 out of 5 stars
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wonderful series
- By Snow1437 on 04-25-21
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The Darkest Assassin
- 1001 Dark Nights (Lords of the Underworld Novella)
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Series: Lords of the Underworld, Book 15.5, 1001 Dark Nights, Book 15.5
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 02-11-20
- Language: English
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Heartless
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 363
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Kaysar the Unhinged One, fae King of Midnight, can drive anyone to madness with his song. A ruthless warrior forged in hate, he lives to force his enemies to their knees....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not my cup of tea
- By M. Thurman on 07-09-21
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Heartless
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Series: Immortal Enemies, Book 1
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- Release date: 06-29-21
- Language: English
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Awaken Me Darkly
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2 out of 5 stars
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Repetitive Dull and Disappointing
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Awaken Me Darkly
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The Darkest Pleasure
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- By: Gena Showalter
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Reyes is a man possessed. Bound by the demon of pain, he is forbidden to know pleasure. Yet he craves a mortal woman, Danika Ford, more than breath....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A lighter version of BDB by Ward
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The Darkest Pleasure
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- Narrated by: Max Bellmore
- Series: Lords of the Underworld, Book 3
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 07-01-08
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Savor Me Slowly
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Mishka Le'Ace was created to be an undercover operative...literally. Her beautiful body has been mechanically augmented to give her superhuman strength....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable
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Savor Me Slowly
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Playing with Fire
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Twenty-four-year-old barista Belle Jamison dreams of a better job and a decent love life. Until a crazy scientist spikes her mocha latte....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Don't do it.
- By Leanna on 08-05-10
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Playing with Fire
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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- Release date: 11-01-09
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The Darkest Destiny
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- By: Gena Showalter
- Narrated by: Max Bellmore
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Forsaken. Deathless. A monster in every way. Mostly, Brochan is determined. He craves what fate promised him - the woman who will help him conquer a heavenly kingdom. He will stop at nothing to win her....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Didn't think I'd like Viola's story but I loved it
- By Trudy on 12-16-21
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The Darkest Destiny
- A Lords of the Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights)
- Narrated by: Max Bellmore
- Series: Lords of the Underworld, 1001 Dark Nights
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 12-07-21
- Language: English
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The Glass Queen
- By: Gena Showalter
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Princess Ashleigh Charmaine-Anskelisa is the Glass Princess, ready to shatter with a whisper of wind. Born with a weak heart, the vulnerable beauty has no magical ability…or does she? Something strange is happening to Ashleigh....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Same ingredients as book 1, but much better cake
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 12-17-21
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The Glass Queen
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly, James Fouhey
- Series: The Forest of Good and Evil, Book 2
- Length: 16 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 09-29-20
- Language: English
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