
Diary of a Jackwagon
A Comedian Shares His Perspective on Life in the Twenty-First Century
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Tim Hawkins
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Tim Hawkins
About this listen
He's a comedian. He's a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his stand-up comedy, including marital communications ("Marriage needs a challenge flag, like in pro football"), worship music ("Pick the right key, because I'm not Barry White and I'm not a Bee Gee"), and food ("Eating a Krispy Kreme donut is like eating a baby angel"). Diary of a Jackwagon reveals a witty and relatable voice reminding listeners that for life's many difficulties, laughter is always the best medicine - when there aren't any pills left.
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- misswhinney
- 09-27-15
Excellent!
Tim is hilarious, as always!! The only thing I would wish different is that there was less repeat comedy from his old skits and more new stuff. I loved that he narrated it and it was hard going to sleep at night when I was trying to stop giggling so I could relax. Would definitely recommend!
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- E
- 09-20-22
Great for biking and sleeping to
As I said it’s great for biking and running so that’s why I give it 5 out of 5
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- Mike
- 10-31-21
Good fun
Tim Hawkins is one of my favorites, listening to his “diaries” mad my long commute to work much more tolerable.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-09-19
Great stuff!! Clean Christian comedy you will love
Tim Hawkins is so hilarious, and it's nice that even if your kids probably wouldn't get some of jokes because they relate to things that happened before they were born they can still safely listen without anyone worrying about curse words or inappropriate content.
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- TexasBob
- 01-16-18
Not just a funny "Christian Comedian"
Tim Hawkins is one of the funniest people on the planet! if you love his YouTube videos you'll love Diary of a Jackwagon!
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- avery d helmrick
- 03-02-21
Family of 5 ALL LOVED IT!
We laughed our butts off listening to this hilarious book throughout our long family road trip. We have seen most all of Tim’s shows but the book had little unexpected nuggets of hilarity that had us laughing so hard I though maybe my husband should pull over so he could take a breath! Thanks Tim!
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- Mindie Gilliland
- 11-12-22
So many laughs
We love Tim Hawkins! We listened to Tim in car to laugh as a family. So thankful that a Christian man can make people laugh without being crass! Well, at least not using traditional cuss words.
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- Kurt
- 02-24-16
Funny as expected
This book is mostly a written version of Hawkins stand up routine. The audio version would not work at all if anyone other than Tim Hawkins read it, fortunately he did read it and it is hilarious! Laugh out loud fun!
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- Jon Coleman
- 10-02-15
Soooooo funny lol
So it says I need to ad 15 words so (here's some moral support ) how are u because u look good
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- Casey T. Maines
- 01-23-18
Thumbs up
Super funny Tim's jokes never get old. Narration was awesome. I really enjoyed all the stories.
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