
Bake Off
A Granny Horror Short Story
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Cathi Colas
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D.M. Guay
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Sometimes, pure evil is baked with love.
No-nonsense octogenarian Ida Mae Turnbull is the head judge of Happy Hollow's annual charity baking competition. The prestigious event has been the town's pride and joy for more than a hundred years—until his year. This year, something dark, something evil, something hungry, lurks in the cherry pie. Ida Mae will face a terror unlike any humanity has ever seen. Because sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Because sometimes, good grannies go bad, and some bakers will do anything to win.
Bake Off is a granny horror comedy short story from D.M. Guay, author of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. (The Graveyard Shift, Monster Burger, Angel Trouble, RePossessed, and Revenge of the Furballs.) She lives in Ohio and writes about monsters--even the ones who bake cookies.
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- SLemay
- 03-30-24
bad bad granny!
I loved the whole story. I just wish it were longer. the old lady pettiness is just too realistic. love it!
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- joe
- 04-03-24
The most fun original story
DM Guys has a way of writing incredibly fun stories that aren’t too goofy. This is the best way to spend an hour smiling reading about demon grannies.
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- GMJane
- 07-30-24
Another great story from a great author
This one was short and sweet- I like everything she writes. Very creative and fun!
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