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Embert is fed up with the era of over-sharers and self-appointed influencers turning every errand into a performance piece.
He misses a time when life was private—and dignity didn’t require a mute button.

In this live-streamed lecture:

• The rise of public narcissism disguised as authenticity

• Grandson's defense of “branding” and why it fails

• Rants about diners, checkout lines, and charity on camera

• A call to step offline and return to reality

If your phone battery lasts longer than your attention span, you need this episode.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finds a corner of the world where no one is filming him.

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Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa HQ.

Embert blows the whistle on the amusement park epidemic of grown-ups behaving like sugar-addled toddlers.
He came for a funnel cake, stayed for the judgment, and left with a migraine.

In this crowd-control classic:

• Adults who need a timeout more than the kids

• Why nostalgia has a credit limit

• A showdown with his grandson about “magic”

• And a plea to stop wearing mouse ears past the age of reason

If your weekend plans involve fantasy kingdoms and $12 soda refills, this one’s for you.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert recovers from motion sickness caused by watching TikTok dances in line.

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa HQ.

Embert’s latest target? The “dog-friendly” office trend that has turned professional spaces into canine chaos.
From allergy nightmares to awkward sniffing encounters, he’s got plenty to say—and not much of it is leash-friendly.

In this bark-tastic rant:

• Why offices and animals don’t mix

• The time a corgi disrupted Q3 projections

• What his grandson thinks about it (and why he’s wrong)

• And a flashback to when morale didn’t come with a squeaky toy

If your workplace has more chew toys than staplers, you need this episode.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finishes lint-rolling dog hair off his slacks.

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