It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 64 – “You’re 42, Not 4—Get Off the Teacups”
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It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 64 – “You’re 42, Not 4—Get Off the Teacups”
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Embert blows the whistle on the amusement park epidemic of grown-ups behaving like sugar-addled toddlers.
He came for a funnel cake, stayed for the judgment, and left with a migraine.
In this crowd-control classic:
Adults who need a timeout more than the kids
Why nostalgia has a credit limit
A showdown with his grandson about “magic”
And a plea to stop wearing mouse ears past the age of reason
If your weekend plans involve fantasy kingdoms and $12 soda refills, this one’s for you.
New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert recovers from motion sickness caused by watching TikTok dances in line.