Episodes

  • 309: 309 - What Binders?

    309: 309 - What Binders?
    Jul 9 2025
    Pat is playing referee, Sunday was a flop, Crystal has been writing and was asked to babysit. RIP Amanda, no more pets, random singing and our government lies in our face.

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • 308: A Summer Treat

    308: A Summer Treat
    Jul 3 2025
    RIP Antonio, we’re sweaty, Pat’s back is broken and CA has some new laws. Don’t get fake abs, change your towels out, OCD sometimes promotes good habits and billionaires aren’t good people.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich

    307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich
    Jun 27 2025
    Weekend unboxing, Bunny’s birthday, a fire scare and old Italian tradition. A close call, don’t let your kids join the military, messy true crime and some people are only for a season.

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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • 306: Bonsai

    306: Bonsai
    Jun 19 2025
    RIP Uncle Jimmy, Father's Day was cute, is WW3 happening and is MAGA waking up? Some people don’t deserve fans, WWF wrestling was NUTS, the government is experimenting on our brains and we’re really out of shape.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 305: Geriatric Prostitute

    305: Geriatric Prostitute
    Jun 12 2025
    Antique water heater for sale, Crystal did Zumba, Kaitlyn’s return and unicorn searches. Bloody boots, we’re really sweaty, new teeth option and FCK ICE.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • 304: Are They Cigaretting?

    304: Are They Cigaretting?
    Jun 5 2025
    It’s 304 day, pride and men’s mental health awareness month! A busy weekend, Filipino karaoke and Crystal thinks she’s a poet. The boycotts aren’t over, don’t parasail alone and missing teeth can be hot.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • 303: Don't Tell My Family

    303: Don't Tell My Family
    May 29 2025
    Pat really likes her doctor, always kiss the judge’s a*s, root canals are bad for you and Peez is outta control. Comedy show update, tired of the credit score game, Crystal is still talking to strangers and irrational fears are crippling.

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 302: Take The Scissors

    302: Take The Scissors
    May 22 2025
    It’s Stevi and Pat’s birthday, mammograms aren’t that bad, Crystal gave herself a haircut and Pat is warming up to animals. Eat better for your health, is Annabelle causing chaos, parenting is sometimes self healing and bring back MTV.

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    2 hrs and 8 mins