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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
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 Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”



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Episodes
  • 309: 309 - What Binders?

    309: 309 - What Binders?
    Jul 9 2025
    Pat is playing referee, Sunday was a flop, Crystal has been writing and was asked to babysit. RIP Amanda, no more pets, random singing and our government lies in our face.

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • 308: A Summer Treat

    308: A Summer Treat
    Jul 3 2025
    RIP Antonio, we’re sweaty, Pat’s back is broken and CA has some new laws. Don’t get fake abs, change your towels out, OCD sometimes promotes good habits and billionaires aren’t good people.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich

    307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich
    Jun 27 2025
    Weekend unboxing, Bunny’s birthday, a fire scare and old Italian tradition. A close call, don’t let your kids join the military, messy true crime and some people are only for a season.

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    2 hrs and 4 mins
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