Hello, Booty Gang! Welcome back to another delightfully unhinged episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where things get sweaty, sticky, and a little bit windy—depending on who’s getting pounded and where.

This week, we’re broadcasting coast-to-coast chaos. Dr. Carlton is fresh from a naked pool party (because SPF is best applied by strangers), and Dangilo is recording from the only hotspot he could find—his sweltering car in the middle of nowhere. Will the heatstroke kick in before the punchlines? Only time will tell.

We kick things off with a brand-new round of Hit It or Quit It, featuring your burning questions like:

• Is Ozempic Dick a real side effect or just a myth made up by someone with commitment issues?

• What happens when you're full of hot air... and we’re not talking about your personality?

• And can too much breeze during a bang kill the mood—or just inflate your ego?

We also read a couple of juicy Ready, Set, Confess messages (your kinks are getting spicier, FYI), and bring you the latest update from our favorite serial dater, Trampaige, who once again proves that love is a battlefield—and sometimes it’s booby-trapped.

From naked cannonballs to awkward air bubbles, we’ve got everything your earbuds never knew they needed. And of course, we wrap it all up with our signature Love Language of the Week—because no matter how weird things get, we still believe in love... or at least a good cuddle after the chaos.

Hit play and hold your cheeks—this one’s a bumpy ride! 🍑💦🔥

Pop the champagne BUTT HONESTLY has hit Episode 50, and the boys are back where they belong: in the same room, no guests, and no idea how we made it this far without being flagged by the FCC.

This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo reunite to catch up on all things hole and heart, and let’s just say—it gets real... and real itchy. We’re diving into:

🍆 A juicy Booty Call from a listener who wants to know if he fumbled the STI disclosure convo or if the guy just wasn’t ready to ride the honesty train.

🌽 A fiber-fueled text message about the etiquette of tossing salad (because nothing says romance like “Did you eat today?” and “Was it quinoa?”).

🩸 Double Butt Dials about the inflamed, the irritated, and the downright cranky: hemorrhoid horror stories that may make you sit gently for the rest of the day.

✈️ Dangilo’s travel sexcapades — because sometimes the best souvenirs are small-town dick and a punch card from the local adult arcade.

📣 The guys also discuss the No Kings protest in San Diego

And of course, they wrap things up with the beloved Love Language of the Week—serving a side of sweetness after all that spice (and fiber).

So, whether you're nursing a hemorrhoid, questioning your post-fiber protocol, or just here for the D’Angilo giggles and Dr. Carlton wisdom, hit play. Episode 50 proves that when it comes to butts, honesty really is the best policy.

Brace yourselves, Booty Gang—this week on BUTT HONESTLY, we are joined by none other than WILLAM: the drag superstar, singer-songwriter, actor, podcaster, producer, and walking scandal in heels. You’ve seen them in A Star Is Born, you’ve laughed with them on UNCONVENTIONAL, and you’ve gagged on Hot Goss over on the MOGULS OF MEDIA network. Now? They’re bringing that same unfiltered fabulousness right here. And it’s everything.

Dr. Carlton and Dangilo dive deep with Willam on:

• Pride Season survival tactics and how they stay fabulous from gig to gig
• Trans rights and why advocacy isn’t optional.
• A definitive answer to the age-old question: What city has the best D?
• And of course—how to keep your hole ready while living that tour bus life. (Because a true professional stays ready.)

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton breaks down a groundbreaking new study using nanoparticles to target dormant HIV—science fiction? Nope. Just science.

Then, it’s time for the return of HIT IT AND QUIT IT, featuring:

• A long-distance lover looking for hope.
• A scarred chicken pox survivor wondering if his dots are still hot.
• And one brave soul experimenting with figging (yes, the thing with ginger root—Google wisely).

As if that wasn’t enough, the guys read a steamy listener story that’ll fog your glasses and possibly ruin your couch.

Finally, they wrap it all up with their Love Lounge of the Week, reminding us that beneath the glitter, gags, and ginger root, this show’s still about love… and butts.

So go on—press play, open your heart, and maybe your legs. Willam insists. 💋