Pop the champagne BUTT HONESTLY has hit Episode 50, and the boys are back where they belong: in the same room, no guests, and no idea how we made it this far without being flagged by the FCC.

This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo reunite to catch up on all things hole and heart, and let’s just say—it gets real... and real itchy. We’re diving into:

🍆 A juicy Booty Call from a listener who wants to know if he fumbled the STI disclosure convo or if the guy just wasn’t ready to ride the honesty train.

🌽 A fiber-fueled text message about the etiquette of tossing salad (because nothing says romance like “Did you eat today?” and “Was it quinoa?”).

🩸 Double Butt Dials about the inflamed, the irritated, and the downright cranky: hemorrhoid horror stories that may make you sit gently for the rest of the day.

✈️ Dangilo’s travel sexcapades — because sometimes the best souvenirs are small-town dick and a punch card from the local adult arcade.

📣 The guys also discuss the No Kings protest in San Diego

And of course, they wrap things up with the beloved Love Language of the Week—serving a side of sweetness after all that spice (and fiber).

So, whether you're nursing a hemorrhoid, questioning your post-fiber protocol, or just here for the D’Angilo giggles and Dr. Carlton wisdom, hit play. Episode 50 proves that when it comes to butts, honesty really is the best policy.