
What About the Farmers?
An Episode from the Legion Chronicles
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Narrated by:
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James Macnaughton
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By:
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Liam Stirling
About this listen
They say possession is nine-tenths of the law....
Unfortunately for Legion, that wasn’t quite how Jesus saw things.
Banished to Purgatory by the Son of Man, it looks like Legion's days as field agents for the dark side are over forever.
Further humiliated by their inferiors, is there no way Legion can avoid spending eternity in their own private Hell?
Join the growing number of fans of Liam Stirling's wryly humorous story-telling.
To get your copy of this hysterical, historical whizz through ancient Galilee and the ranks of the occupying Roman army, narrated by the fantastic James Macnaughton, click the "Buy Now" button now!
©2023 Liam Stirling (P)2023 Liam StirlingListeners also enjoyed...
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