
Twisted Fairy Tales
Think You Know These Classic Tales? Guess Again!
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Gabrielle Glaister
About this listen
Once upon a time, six famous children's stories were magically reimagined...with hilarious results!
Meet the sneaky Ninjabread Man, cheeky Little Rude Riding Hood, ground-shaking Cinder-Elephant, and clever Octo-Puss in Boots. Snow White has ditched her woodland cottage for a spaceship and seven robots...and the Three Little Narwhals are on the run from the Big Bad Shark!
This wonderful compendium brings together riotously funny retellings of well-known tales by popular children's authors Chris Jevons, Samantha Newman, and Jo Franklin. Perfect for listeners aged 6+.
©2022 Stewart Ross, Samantha Newman, Jo Franklin (P)2022 Arcturus DigitalListeners also enjoyed...
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Amazing!
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Warning Gushing Ahead……..
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Knight Kyle and the Magic Silver Lance
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Kyle's great-grandfather once possessed a silver lance that, according to legend, gave its owner invincible power. The lance is now missing, and Kyle is always looking for it, but so are his worst enemies: the robber Rasputin and the evil magician Balduin. Luckily, Kyle has the help of his friends, including Lady Constance (who is as brave as a dragon), Dragobert (who really is a dragon), Elf Aurin (whose harp playing, unfortunately, puts Kyle to sleep), and Prince Nepomuk (who protects his friends and his wardrobe).
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the kids and I were enthralled
- By Mermaid princess on 12-18-16
By: Oliver Pötzsch, and others
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- Trkmec
- 08-05-23
So much fun!
Ok as an adult, I found this book to be quite entertaining fun , funny . Really enjoyed it.
So did the children.
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- Andrew adams
- 08-05-23
Loved it
Kiddo and myself had a great time listening to Twisted Fairy Tales! We loved the Ninja bread man
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