
This Book Has Balls
Sports Rants from the MVP of Talking Trash
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Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport
About this listen
Michael Rapaport, actor, top 50 podcaster, award-winning film maker, and sports fanatic, is here to set the world straight on the greatest and downright worst athletes, players, teams, and jerseys - while refusing to mention statistics, analytics, or anything else that isn't pure hustle.
In 1979, nine-year-old Michael Rapaport decided he was going to do whatever it took to be a pro baller. He practiced and practiced, but by the time he was 15, he realized there was no place for a slow, white Jewish kid in the NBA. So he found another way to channel his obsession with sports: talking trash.
In This Book Has Balls, Rapaport uses his signature smack-talk style and in-your-face humor to discuss everything from why LeBron will never be like Mike to how Tiger needs the ladies to get his golf game back and how he once thought Mary Lou Retton was his true love. And, of course, why next year will be the year the New York Knicks win the championship. This book is a series of rants - some controversial, some affectionate, but all incredibly hilarious.
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- reddeerny2
- 01-19-18
Amazing!!
This book has Balls hysterical!!! As a regular listener of the Michael Rapaport podcast it exceeded expectations. Keep doing your thing!!
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- Matthew Dougan
- 11-01-17
This is the best!
This was the most entertaining book I've listened too....ever. Big ups Michael Rapaport. Truly entertaining.
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- Matthew
- 01-24-18
Awesome
Michael Rap is a phenomenal orator. His passionate delivery brings the book to life. This is my first audio book experience and he set the bar high
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- Ryan
- 08-03-18
Funny
I've never been a huge fan of Rapaport, but I enjoyed this listen. It was funny and provided glimpses into his life that I enjoyed. If you like Rapaport, you'll love this listen.
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- Rubin Braswell
- 07-26-18
Mike Rap brings it!
If you love or hate Mike Rapaport you will get your fill here. He goes back and forth between being lovable and hate-able. Vacillating between being a prophet with me yelling from the mountaintops to “Preach Mike! Preach!” And being a know-nothing clown with me yelling “This bum!!” It draws emotion from you and that’s really what you want.
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- frankie
- 11-07-17
yoooooo
i love M.Rap hr is funny and this is the only book i heard in my entire life so thank you for talking shit and keeping us enterntain
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- C J A
- 10-26-17
amazing!!!!! loved the book. Mike is the best!
This book has MAJOR balls. loved it. Mike is the best! must buy read/ listen
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- SARMBR
- 10-30-17
Greatest sports book ever written.
This is the best sports book written going all the way back to the Romans. The fact thats read by Rapaport onlt makes it better.
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- Blair
- 11-04-17
BOOK OF 2017
great story telling. on point! book of the year. a book that can be read over and over
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- ERIC S
- 06-20-19
Champion of rants
Funny as f#*~! By far one of my favorite audibles, this is a must listen.
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