
The Vampire's Fake Fiancée
Nocturne Falls, Book 5
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Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year.
The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.
Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.
Sebastian Ellingham isn't known for being a happy vampire. And when his long estranged wife returns expecting to pick up where they left off, things take a sharp turn toward cranky. Sure he's been protecting her for centuries, but her assumption that he's still available (he is) rankles.
His answer is to hire a woman to play his fiancée. The lucky victim is Tessa Blythe, sister of one of the town's deputies, librarian in need of a job and, oh yes, reluctant Valkyrie. Playing along with Sebastian is all about the end game: earning the position of Dean of Library Studies at the local private academy.
When unexpected sparks fly between them, they agree to mutually deny the attraction. Fate, however, has other plans....
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- terry mcconkey
- 07-13-16
Two lonely people
They look at life barely living it finds they can love and live life loved it
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- Crystalshannon1
- 09-23-19
a great short
I have loved this series since the very first book. It is a series full of great characters that keep you engaged in their stories. Nocturnal Falls is my kind of place. I look forward to each and every new book that comes out. It is a series I highly recommend.
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- Kristarae B.
- 04-30-20
love it
love it cant wait for next one. but one thing needs a female narrator for the female part
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- Patrick
- 02-12-23
Great characters
Easy to follow and a joy to listen to
Thanks for a great listen really enjoyed
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- Alex
- 08-03-16
LOVED IT!
I enjoyed this book immensely! There were quite a few times I literally laughed out loud! Can't wait to see what other series she has.
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- JEAN
- 11-30-16
great series
love this series love the over lap of people and characters. ready for the next as always
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- KWT
- 02-24-17
My favorite of the series
This series is awesome. Light, fun with just enough drama to keep it interesting. Tessa and Sebastian are my favorite for sure! All the books and couples have been good but this has been the most interesting. I love that each is a little "broken" yet find strength through each other.
Julian's character seems to be building up to something. Another book maybe??
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- Caroline Carnivorous
- 01-25-20
Really liked this one!
A really cute love story and good story arc. I really liked that she is a valkyrie! I'd love to know how their story develops further.
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- Dianne Giles
- 10-23-16
Great Book
Really love this book awesome story!!
Really good narration!!!!
I will come back to this book again and again!
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- Scarlet Kane
- 05-25-16
LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!
absolutely love this series of books! The characters are funny and interesting, there's always neat little twist and turns to the plot, and the narration is amazing!
everytime I think I found my favorite book in the series here comes the next one and it's better than the last!
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