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Kristen Painter
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers.
No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?
Her dreams of a new life disappear faster than wine at book club as more problems arise from her husband’s dark dealings and the unbelievable complications caused by her supernatural entanglements. Only her strength and determination (and some wild new friends) will see her through this next chapter, but the odds are against her.
How much more can her life suck? She’s about to find out....
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Grace Valentine had the perfect marriage and a great career managing her husband’s real estate office. Or so she thought until three months ago when she was served with divorce papers. Thanks to her philandering ex, not only is she out of a husband, she’s out of a job, too. At the age of 45 with the help of her coven, Grace is ready to pick up the pieces and move on. But her only job prospect is at the rival real estate office, and it’s only for a trial run. She’ll need to prove that she can sell the haunted properties of Premonition Pointe before she’s hired permanently.
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Chase's Best Book Yet!
- By Jeffrey Alvarado on 05-23-20
By: Deanna Chase
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Breathing Space
- Ellis McFadden Mysteries
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Robyn Maryke
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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Step into the enigmatic world of the Athos—a vessel that blends the luxury of a cruise ship, the intrigue of a scientific research station, and the might of a military starship. Here, amidst the stars, you'll find Ellis McFadden, the ship’s head librarian, embarking on adventures she never anticipated this late in her career.
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A Little Different, and A Fantastic Read!
- By JeanniebeannieB on 02-03-25
By: Kristen Painter
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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After seeing her maybe-mobster boss murder a guy, Delaney James assumes a new identity and pretends to be a mail order bride. She finds her groom-to-be living in a town that celebrates Halloween every day. Weird. But not as weird as what she doesn't know. Her groom-to-be is a 400-year-old vampire.
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A Major letdown.
- By Paul on 12-06-18
By: Kristen Painter
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Only the Start
- A Death Gate Grim Reapers Thriller Books 1-3
- By: Amanda M. Lee
- Narrated by: Sarah Grace Wright
- Length: 27 hrs and 28 mins
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When she came to Detroit, Isabella “Izzy” Sage was looking for answers about the death of her parents, who were killed while doing the very job she’s about to take on: managing the death gate - a border between the living and the dead, located on Belle Isle. What she found was a sense of family, a little romance, and a whole lot of adventure. This omnibus includes the first three titles in the Death Gate supernatural thriller series: Only the Lonely, Only the Quiet, and Only the Lost.
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Not for me
- By Beatrice on 05-24-20
By: Amanda M. Lee
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Blood Rights
- House of Comarré, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
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Born into a life of secrets and service, Chrysabelle's body bears the telltale marks of a comarré - a special race of humans bred to feed vampire nobility. When her patron is murdered, she becomes the prime suspect, which sends her running into the mortal world... and into the arms of Malkolm, an outcast vampire cursed to kill every being from whom he drinks. Now, Chrysabelle and Malkolm must work together to stop a plot to merge the mortal and supernatural worlds.
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A Good Book that no one knows about
- By Sheri on 11-15-12
By: Kristen Painter
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Lost in Las Vegas
- A Frost & Crowe Mystery
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy, BJ Harrison
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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In this new Jayne Frost and Sinclair Crowe mystery, a royal road trip takes the Princess and Prince Consort of the North Pole all the way to Las Vegas. And even though they’re in Sin City on official business, it doesn’t take long for trouble to find them. Trouble that’s very close to home. In fact, Sinclair’s entire family is gambling on him and Jayne figuring out what’s gone dangerously wrong with the cool new magic trick at the end of his parents’ show.
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Wonderful book!!!😆
- By Eloy Hernandez JR on 02-19-21
By: Kristen Painter
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Cloudy With a Chance of Witchcraft (A Paranormal Women's Fiction Romance Novel)
- Grimm Cove, Book 1
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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When it rains, it pours...and sometimes love finds you even when you can’t find yourself. Fate has given me a second chance at the happiness I once knew in the odd Southern town of Grimm Cove. But only if I can come to terms with some rather eye-opening revelations. Supernaturals are a real thing. I'm a witch. My high school sweetheart, who happens to be the Chief of Police in Grimm Cove, is my fated mate and a wolf-shifter. Ghosts exist and can be very nosy and meddlesome. Someone is murdering witches left and right.
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Kinda sexist and ridiculous
- By Nikki Rose on 10-31-20
By: Mandy M. Roth
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Nocturne Falls Book Bundle 1-3
- A Nocturne Falls Collection
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 24 hrs and 34 mins
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Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year. The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.
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love love love
- By Charitey struble on 04-20-25
By: Kristen Painter
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Make Broom for Daddy
- A Return to Magic Cozy Mystery, Books 1-3
- By: Lily Harper Hart
- Narrated by: Angel Clark
- Length: 22 hrs and 6 mins
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Ivy Morgan, Harper Harlow, Maddie Graves, and Rowan Gray are four mothers on a mission, all determined to keep their families safe. As a group, they work together to offer their various expertise on paranormal cases … always offering backup to each other and bolstering the bonds they’re determined to maintain. Four wonderful families, a multitude of colorful sidekicks, and a bevy of children with attitude join together to embark on a brand new adventure.
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I wish I had gotten far enough to know.
- By Jeanne on 07-22-24
By: Lily Harper Hart
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The Vampire's Unintended Alien: A Nocturne Falls Universe story
- By: Fiona Roarke, Kristen Painter - foreword
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
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Isabel Winstead has found acceptance and excitement in the hidden alien community growing in Nocturne Falls, where werewolves and gargoyles and witches live in plain sight. She loves her life in the Halloween-themed Georgia town, loves her job and her friends and - sigh - loves an absolutely delicious and unattainable vampire who doesn’t know she exists. Half-vampire, half-sorcerer Viktor Hart revels in his bachelorhood. He adores his family, is a respected craftsman, drives a fast car and hangs out every night at Insomnia with his buddies.
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💘 this audiobook!
- By Eloy Hernandez JR on 02-05-19
By: Fiona Roarke, and others
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Miss Frost Solves a Cold Case
- Jayne Frost, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
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Jayne Frost is a winter elf, Jack Frost's daughter, Santa Claus's niece, heir to the Winter Throne, and now private investigator. Needing someone he can trust, her father sends her to Nocturne Falls to find out why employees at a toy store are going missing. Doing that requires getting to know the town, which leads to interesting encounters with a sexy vampire, an old flame, and an elevator that's strictly off-limits. The more Jayne finds out, the more questions she has, but the answers lead her deeper into danger.
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Princess Turned PI!
- By Cheri on 05-07-16
By: Kristen Painter
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- Robin
- 02-25-20
Good story
I didn’t know how I would feel about this book, mob story lines aren’t usually my thing. Took me a minute to get into it but I really enjoyed it. I will read more from Kristen Painter.
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- Natalie
- 03-10-20
Enjoyable story unlike others
I enjoyed this story immensely. It’s different than anything I’d listened to before and was quite an enjoyable story! Worth listening to
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- Sofaqueenminion81
- 06-11-20
Love this book!!!!!!
Entertaining suspenseful I love the main character as well as the supporting characters this is an awesome series.
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- jjthor
- 02-21-20
Really fun book!
This is the first book in a new series and a new type of book geared more to us older ladies! I must say it was fun to listen to . I wasn't sure how it would be but I really did enjoy it. Donna was a mafia wife that was trying to get out but when her husband got killed things changed drastically for her. whats a person to do when they get bit and change to a vampire? Go with it that's what and boy did she own it once she got over the shock! A Nun for a sister, a terrible sire, a handsome man to be a blood bank and assistant and don't forget the FBI werewolf cute as well. Throw in the Mafia and the Russian mob and you have a great story. So look forward to the next book to see what happens in her life next. BJ Harrison did a wonderful job with the narration as well.
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- KJones in Ohio
- 11-25-22
fun to listen too
I really like anything about Kristen painter for the longest time. they're always fun stories then let me get away from daily life for a couple hours or more
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-03-22
Sucks to be me review book 1
I really enjoyed this book. From the beginning to the end. Nothing was long drawn out, the storyline was explained well. I enjoyed it.
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- N. Salem
- 11-19-20
Glad I gave it a chance
The first few chapters were a bit boring for me, but the story became fun and engaging. The narration was slightly off-putting at first, but only for those first few chapters. When the story picked up, B.J. Harrison's narration grew to be charming and entertaining.
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- Krop Circle LLC
- 06-08-20
excellent
its been a while Kristin , but this is a good start to this series. Even though it sounds familiar. But, thanks for the entertainment.
Krop Circle LLC
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- Ms Trux
- 07-26-20
Great Read
This was really entertaining. Most of the time when listening to audio I have no problem picking up where I left off once I’m back in the vehicle...not with this one...LOL I listen to this one until it was done.
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- Marti DeGregorio
- 02-19-20
Great!
As always Kristen provides characters we love and become involved with. BJ Harrison is stellar with his narration. Great listen.
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