
The Two Kebabs Trilogy
Johnny Two Kebabs
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Narrated by:
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Kieran McKenna
About this listen
This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs:
- From Russia with Chili and Garlic Sauce
- How I Found the G Spot
- The Mixed Doner Murders
In these audiobooks, Johnny exposes the truth about not only how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous "Mixed Doner Murders" case. We learn not only how Johnny operates behind the scenes in his fight against evil but also about his "philosophy" and the "ethical" code by which he lives. We are reminded that Johnny is one of the great "thinkers" of our times, and that the philosophy which he espouses transcends the limits of time being applicable to all in all eras.
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