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Katie Hopkins
About this listen
Katie Hopkins' hilarious and revealing book Rude is part memoir, part handbook for the modern woman.
Laughing through the chapters of her life, she shares her disasters, her biggest disappointments, and the time she had to ring her super sensible boss to say she was on the front pages of the tabloids for having sex in a field.
From being kicked out of the army for being epileptic, to firing Lord Sugar; from her first husband leaving her in the maternity ward for the big-boobed secretary, to the reality behind Celebrity Big Brother, she has plenty of surprises to share and lessons she thinks we should learn.
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- Sandra R.
- 03-31-25
Real life
Katie says what MOST of us will not. She’s down to earth and has rolled with the follow, literally. Good job
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- Tanya
- 02-22-21
Fantastic
This book was hysterical and Katie Hopkins reading it for herself makes it that much better. Katie's ability to laugh at herself (and everyone else) and to see things with humor is brilliant. I listened to this book mostly while commuting to work and back and people probably thought I was a mad woman, alone in my truck, laughing hysterically. This one will definitely get listened to again and again. I can't wait for part two!
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- Dionne Wilson
- 07-27-19
Best book EVER!!! I so love this woman...👏🏻😍
Hands down one of the most fascinating women on the political stage today. if you think you hate her, you need to listen to this book. She has been through more than I could imagine...it's incredible what she has done through so much adversity. She's my hero!!
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- Terry O.
- 06-15-19
RUDE by Katie Hopkins
I was pleasantly surprised by this book. I thought it was going to be all about Katie's politics. Of course her opinions were stated, but it was even more about Katie as a person. She shares her life experiences, sometimes humorous and sometimes quite serious. She talked about being a mother and she shared her horrendous battle with epilepsy. She talks about the costs she willingly pays for her truthfulness and her frankness. I rather like Katie.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-13-18
Had to listen again
This is by far one of my favourite audiobooks. Katie strips off all her "armour" and shows the listener who she is. AMAZING!
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- Joe A.
- 05-09-20
bold and without shame
Loved it! She speaks the truth. For those of us who are silenced by the liberal agenda, this book gives great advice.
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- Emma
- 12-14-19
Very Inspiring
Loved this book and the very real and raw Katie Hopkins. You don't have to agree with her politics to enjoy and mostly agree with her view on everyday life.
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- Holly
- 09-17-24
great listen!
Great narration and she's hilarious! looking forward to her next book! I would love to see her as guest on Gutfeld!
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- Old McDonald
- 03-26-21
Go, KH!!!
After reading this book, I would say I agree with KH about 85-90% of the time. (Our views diverge on religion and euthanasia.) But her ability to tell a warts-and-all account of her own life in which, on balance, her failures have exceeded her successes, is absolutely refreshing, relatable and brilliant! Even within the self-narration when she tripped over a word or sentence, she just backed up and fixed it, which just ADDED to the brave aspect of it. Don't get it if you're easily offended by language or truth. But if you're an open-minded woman who appreciates a raucous sense of humor (and an American with an understanding of British politics) you'll get a kick out of it!
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- Hildabob
- 03-20-22
loved it
Raw and real. she says what we are all thinking but fear saying. Maybe now we can go forward with boldness and say what we are all thinking.
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