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Christopher D Schmitz
About this listen
The TGSPGoSSP is a bit of a comedic acting troupe. Their 2-Part Trilogy mocks our beloved niches in genre fiction. All three books take the usual shots at the usual suspects, both fantasy and sci-fi.
Part A: The Epic Quest of Big Epicness
Part II: Start Wreck - The Trouble With Toasters
If you like dark, deadpan humor and satire such as Monty Python, this title might be your cup of tea.
©2016 Christopher D Schmitz (P)2016 Christopher D SchmitzListeners also enjoyed...
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