
The Maltese Iguana
A Novel
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Tim Dorsey
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Serge A. Storms is back on the road in the latest zany Florida caper from the “wickedly funny” (Entertainment Weekly) Tim Dorsey.
After a long and arduous COVID-19 quarantine, Serge A. Storms is fully vaccinated and ready to hit the road. Along with his condo neighbors, he cooks up a wild plan to celebrate in true Serge fashion: each week, they rent a shuttle van and head out for funky Florida road trips and some serious revelry.
Meanwhile, a CIA revenge operation down in Honduras goes very, very wrong. The local liaison hired to help with the mission is the only witness to the disaster, and the CIA quickly sets a black ops contractor on his trail to eliminate him.
Forced to flee his home country, the witness lands in Miami with a new identity and passport. But the CIA is still on his tail, pushing him further and further south to the Florida Keys, where he runs into Serge’s convoy. With Florida’s most lovable serial killer involved, the real party is about to get started…
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- Narrated by: Ulka Simone Mohanty
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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Meet Leda Foley: devoted friend, struggling travel agent, and inconsistent psychic. When Leda, sole proprietor of Foley's Flights of Fancy, impulsively re-books Seattle PD detective Grady Merritt’s flight, her life changes in ways she couldn’t have predicted. After watching his original plane blow up from the safety of the airport, Grady realizes that Leda’s special abilities could help him with a cold case he just can’t crack.
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the perfect book for what I needed
- By Ann Gerrietts on 01-20-22
By: Cherie Priest
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On Skein of Death
- By: Allie Pleiter
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Allie Pleiter
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Libby is thrilled when she lands famous Norwegian knitting celebrity Perle Langager for a series of events at Y.A.R.N. Libby's English bulldog, Hank, has been modeling one of Perle's doggie sweaters, and customers just can't wait to see Perle in action. The mayor of Collinstown even decrees a Collinstown Yarn Day to celebrate. But once Perle arrives in town, she seems distracted and on edge. And when she's found strangled with a skein of red yarn, Libby knows she has to solve a knotty mystery before her new life unravels.
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Not for knitters
- By Henya on 05-10-22
By: Allie Pleiter
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Double Whammy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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A twisted tale of murder in the world of big-stakes bass fishing tournaments. Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, New York Times best-selling author, and czar of Florida noir fiction.
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Not for dog lovers
- By Tonette on 01-21-08
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Hyena
- By: Jude Angelini
- Narrated by: Jude Angelini
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the listener on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
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Awesome book, would steal it
- By Dylan S on 09-20-17
By: Jude Angelini
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Red Sparrow
- A Novel
- By: Jason Matthews
- Narrated by: Jeremy Bobb
- Length: 17 hrs and 55 mins
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Drafted against her will to become a "Sparrow" - a trained seductress in the service, Russian intelligence officer Dominika Egorova is assigned to operate against Nathaniel Nash, a first-tour CIA officer who handles the CIA's most sensitive penetration of Russian intelligence. The two young intelligence officers, trained in their respective spy schools, collide in a charged atmosphere of tradecraft, deception, and inevitably, a forbidden spiral of carnal attraction that threatens their careers and the security of America's valuable mole in Moscow.
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Sexy Saucy Spies
- By Mel on 06-13-13
By: Jason Matthews
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Deja Dead
- By: Kathy Reichs
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
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It's June in Montreal, and Dr. Temperance Brennan, who has left a shaky marriage back home in North Carolina to take on the challenging assignment of Director of Forensic Anthropology for the province of Quebec, looks forward to a relaxing weekend in beautiful Quebec City. First, though, she must stop at a newly uncovered burial site in the heart of the city. The remains are probably old and only of archeological interest, but Tempe must make sure they're not a case for the police. One look at the decomposed and decapitated corpse, stored neatly in plastic bags, tells her she'll spend the weekend in the crime lab.
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Perplexed over other reviews about the narrator
- By R. Klein on 04-26-14
By: Kathy Reichs
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The Murder of Mr. Wickham
- By: Claudia Gray
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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The happily married Mr. Knightley and Emma are throwing a party at their country estate, bringing together distant relatives and new acquaintances—characters beloved by Jane Austen fans. Definitely not invited is Mr. Wickham, whose latest financial scheme has netted him an even broader array of enemies. As tempers flare and secrets are revealed, it’s clear that everyone would be happier if Mr. Wickham got his comeuppance. Yet they’re all shocked when Wickham turns up murdered—except, of course, for the killer hidden in their midst.
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Awesome!
- By Amazon Customer on 05-24-22
By: Claudia Gray
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The Most Important Thing, Volume 1
- Discovering Truth at the Heart of Life
- By: Adyashanti
- Narrated by: Adyashanti
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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“Question your assumptions; lean far into the unknown. Question it all.” So says Adyashanti in The Most Important Thing, Volume 1 - an invitation to look past the surface of our personal stories to discover the timeless truths within. Across eight hours of intimate talks, Adyashanti encourages you to open to the possibility of grace, embrace those aspects of life that call you to serve, and discover the innate vitality in every single moment.
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Inspires direction and clarity for deep progress
- By Anonymous User on 02-08-19
By: Adyashanti
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The Wolf and the Watchman
- 1793: A Novel
- By: Niklas Natt och Dag
- Narrated by: Matt Addis, Caspar Rundegren, Clara Andersson
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
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It is 1793. When Mickel Cardell, a crippled ex-soldier and former night watchman, finds a mutilated body floating in the Stockholm’s malodorous lake, he feels compelled to give the unidentifiable man a proper burial. For Cecil Winge, a brilliant lawyer turned consulting detective to the Stockholm police, a body with no arms, legs, or eyes is a formidable puzzle and one last chance to set things right before he loses his battle to consumption. Together, Winge and Cardell scour Stockholm to discover the body’s identity, encountering the sordid underbelly of the city’s elite.
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WAY too dark and gruesome
- By Patrick Greiffenstein on 11-13-19
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A Side of Murder
- A Cape Cod Foodie Mystery, Book 1
- By: Amy Pershing
- Narrated by: Patti Murin
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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Samantha Barnes was always a foodie. And when the CIA (that’s the Culinary Institute of America) came calling, she happily traded in Cape Cod for the Big Apple. But then the rising young chef’s clash with another chef (her ex!) boils over and goes viral. So when Sam inherits a house on the Cape and lands a job writing restaurant reviews, it seems like the perfect pairing. What could go wrong? Well, as it turns out, a lot.
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Enjoyed! Except for the perplexing ageism
- By Kelly Garland on 05-13-22
By: Amy Pershing
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Threads That Bind
- By: Kika Hatzopoulou
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
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Descendants of the Fates are always born in threes: one to weave, one to draw, and one to cut the threads that connect people to the things they love and to life itself. The Ora sisters are no exception. Io, the youngest, uses her Fate-born abilities as a private investigator in the half-sunken city of Alante. But her latest job leads her to a horrific discovery: somebody is abducting women, maiming their life-threads, and setting the resulting wraiths loose in the city to kill.
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Amazing Story, the Narration!!
- By Thatchels on 08-13-23
By: Kika Hatzopoulou
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson - editor
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
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If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen’s Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories—large and small—that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction.
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Great book. Required reading!
- By Ron on 02-12-14
By: Carl Hiaasen, and others
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- 03-15-23
Not as good as the rest
The voice and woke, was a little much. The story also was a bit all over the place. I will still read the next book to see if it approves.
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- Donald B. Eager
- 09-16-23
Chaos Turned Into a Lego Masterpiece
Perhaps it is better to say Tim Dorsey takes chaos, because that is how all his Serge novels start and travel, and turns them into exquisite chaos by the climax. You can never go wrong with a Dorsey novel, his detail of Florida history and his ability to weave it into the fabric of the plot of his wonderfully crazed hero Serge is brilliant. The plots of his novels always bring in the absurdity of of life, the government, big business, the search for anything other than self awareness and human kindness. Half the fun is the many obscure ways he invents to punish the wicked, who knew that about ping bong balls? Serge and Coleman's adventures are the stuff of legend. Oliver Wyman's command of voices makes the many characters come alive and helps your mind paint a picture of them. No other narrator could do these novels better. A highly entertaing romp through the Florida Keys!
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- Paul Peterson
- 09-22-23
Very very entertaining.
Loved the humor and outlandish situations. This is my first novel by Tim Dorsey. I found it similar in many ways to Carl Haaisen. At the same time the situations and characters stand in their own right. The narration is outstanding.
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- Dubi
- 10-30-23
Was Hoping for a Broader Serge Take on Covid
Serge and Coleman at their condo in the Florida Keys during and immediately after Covid. I knew this was coming after the way the prior entry in the series ended, but I am left mildly disappointed. I was hoping for more extensive Serge rants about Covid. His handling of a toilet paper profiteer is priceless, but it is a rare moment of brilliance. Few rants, fewer of his elaborate killings.
Meanwhile, rather inscrutably, the parallel plot that ultimately merges with Serge's timeline is about Central American politics. I can't say that it's bad, but a) it totally ignores the pandemic that is at the heart of the other part of the book, b) it has nothing to do with Serge until the end, and c) it's just not what I signed up in reading so many of these Serge books.
I kept hoping that the story line would come together in classic Serge style. Serge's bus tours are an improvement late in the game, but the confluence of the two plots results in only a crazy action sequence that is not very interesting from a Serge point of view. We're here for Serge, Tim. Please stick to him. Thanks!
Update 1/14/24: i just learned today that Tim Dorsey sadly passed away few weeks ago. So this will probably the last of his books, the last that we'll see of Serge Storms. Thanks for all the laughs, Tim!
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- Gabe
- 03-25-23
Great as always
This was a fun story. Surge and Colman make my commute a pleasure. Tim Dorsey has done a wonderful job.
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- The Rev. Craig
- 02-08-24
A bong is the title. Awsome!
Another Serge caper. Read (heard) them all. This one is convolution at its best. Hilarious at its so-so. And is never boring.
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- casey r bartman
- 05-26-23
Another home run for Surge
The adventures of Surge and Coleman just get better and better. As Tim Dosey goes on in his works, his plots with multiple and unrelated threads that weave together in the end just get more enjoyable. After this book it’s time for a road trip to the Keys.
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- K
- 09-27-24
Entertaining, not his best
I’ve read several Dorsey books and as a Floridian, enjoyed them all. This was my first Dorsey audio book. The narration did not make it for me. He sounded like David Brinkley reading the news in the 70s. His voice for Serge was cartoonish, reminded me of Ricochet Rabbit. Maybe that’s how Dorsey wanted it read, but didn’t match what I thought Serge should sound like. That said, the Coleman voice and others were spot on.
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- Dthompson
- 03-27-23
Excellent story! Serge is the man!!
Right up there with the best Serge stories. I can’t wait to see where he and Coleman get into next!
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- Chris Hofstader
- 03-03-23
Terrific Florida book
Another great book by Tim Dorsey, we Florida residents. Just love it! Anyone who wants to laugh should read this book.
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