
The Madwoman and the Roomba
My Year of Domestic Mayhem
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Sandra Tsing Loh
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Sandra Tsing Loh
About this listen
Ah, 55. Gateway to the golden years! Professional submitting. Emotional maturity. Easy surfing toward the glassy blue waters of retirement.... Or maybe not? Middle age, for Sandra Tsing Loh, feels more like living a disorganized 25-year-old's life in an 85-year-old's malfunctioning body. With raucous wit and carefree candor, Loh recounts the struggles of leaning in, staying lean, and keeping her family well-fed and financially afloat - all those burdens of running a household that still, all-too-often, fall to women.
The Madwoman and the Roomba chronicles a roller-coaster year for Loh, her partner, and her two teenage daughters in their ramshackle quasi-Craftsman. Her daughters are spending more time online than off; her partner has become a Hindu, bringing in a household of monks; and she and her girlfriends are wondering over Groupon "well" drinks how they got here.
Whether prematurely freaking out about her daughters' college applications, worrying over her eccentric, aging father, or overcoming the pitfalls of long-term partnership and the temptations of paired-with-cheese online goddess webinars, Loh somehow navigates the realities of what it means to be a middle-aged woman in the 21st century. By day's end, we just might need a box of chardonnay and a Roomba to clean up the mess.
©2020 Sandra Tsing Loh (P)2020 HighBridge, a division of Recorded BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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- Leila P.
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Great story, so much heart
Sandra is the absolute best! Her storytelling is so funny, honest and relevant. She’s like the female version of David Sedaris. Had me laughing the entire book. Highly highly recommend!
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