
The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
An Oral History
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Narrated by:
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Nick Offerman
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Megan Mullally
About this listen
At last, the full story behind Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's epic romance, including stories, portraits, and the occasional puzzle, all telling the smoldering tale that has fascinated Hollywood for over a decade.
The year: 2000. The setting: Los Angeles. A gorgeous virtuoso of an actress had agreed to star in a random play, and a basement-dwelling scenic carpenter had said he would assay a supporting role in the selfsame pageant. At the first rehearsal, she surveyed her fellow cast members, as one does, determining if any of the men might qualify to provide her with a satisfying fling. Her gaze fell upon the carpenter, and like a bolt of lightning, the thought struck her: No dice. Moving on.
Yet, unbeknownst to our protagonists, Cupid had merely set down his bow and picked up a rocket launcher. Then fired a love rocket (not a euphemism). The players were Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, and the resulting romance, once it ignited, was... epic. Beyond epic. It resulted in a coupling that has endured to this day; a sizzling, perpetual tryst that has captivated the world with its kindness, athleticism, astonishingly low-brow humor, and true (fire emoji) passion.
How did they do it? They came from completely different families, endured a significant age difference, and were separated by the gulf of several social strata. Megan loved books and art history; Nick loved hammers. But much more than these seemingly unsurpassable obstacles were the values they held in common: respect, decency, the ability to mention genitalia in almost any context, and an abiding obsession with the songs of Tom Waits.
Eighteen years later, they're still very much in love, and have finally decided to reveal the philosophical mountains they have conquered, the lessons they've learned, and the myriad jigsaw puzzles they've completed, in an audiobook. Featuring anecdotes, hijinks, interviews, photos, and a veritable grab bag of tomfoolery, this is not only the intoxicating audiobook that Mullally's and Offerman's fans have been waiting for, it might just hold the solution to the greatest threat facing our modern world: the single life.
©2018 Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally (P)2018 Penguin AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
“[M]akes you feel privy to a world that’s uniquely theirs, as though you’re sitting beside them at the kitchen table while they solve their beloved jigsaw puzzles.” (The Washington Post)
“Both partners come across as likable, grounded, unpretentious, and flawed enough to be believable...Those hoping that Hollywood couples are just like the rest of us, only maybe a little bit nicer and richer, should be pleased.” (Booklist)
"Readers are likely to enjoy the authors' company almost as much as they seem to enjoy each other's.” (Kirkus Reviews)
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By far his worst work to date.
- By Aron on 10-21-21
By: Nick Offerman
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All Rise
- Audio Perambulation
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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In Nick Offerman's view, we as a country can be doing a better job when it comes to decency. While most of the country has spent the last few years fighting about everything from politics to the existence of science, there are some things we can all agree about, like that we only really need one flavor of Oreo cookies. And that despite all the challenges we're currently facing, America can get it together if we can, simply, rise above it all, and admit that a lot what we're fighting about is actually pretty stupid, especially when told in Nick's signature comedic voice.
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Thank you The Daily Show!
- By Corbet on 10-16-20
By: Nick Offerman
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The Bassoon King
- My Life in Art, Faith, and Idiocy
- By: Rainn Wilson
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Rainn Wilson’s memoir about growing up geeky and finally finding his place in comedy, faith, and life. For nine seasons Rainn Wilson played Dwight Schrute, everyone's favorite work nemesis and beet farmer. Viewers of The Office fell in love with the character and grew to love the actor who played him even more. Rainn founded a website and media company, SoulPancake, that eventually became a best-selling book of the same name. He also started a hilarious Twitter feed (sample tweet: “I'm not on Facebook” is the new “I don't even own a TV”).
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Exquisite narration!
- By Johanna on 11-13-15
By: Rainn Wilson
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Twain’s Feast
- By: Audible Originals
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Twain, beloved American writer, performer, and humorist, was a self-proclaimed glutton. With the help of a chef and some friends, Nick Offerman presents the story of Twain’s life through the lens of eight of Mark Twain’s favorite foods.
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Audible Recycling
- By Greg Hill on 11-17-18
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Remain in Love
- Talking Heads, Tom Tom Club, Tina
- By: Chris Frantz
- Narrated by: Chris Frantz
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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In Remain in Love, Frantz writes about the beginnings of Talking Heads - their days as art students in Providence, moving to the sparse Chrystie Street loft Frantz, Weymouth, and Byrne shared where the music that defined an era was written. With immersive vivid detail, Frantz describes life on tour, down to the meals eaten and the clothes worn - and reveals the mechanics of a long and complicated working relationship with a mercurial frontman.
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Enjoyable, if sometimes perfunctory
- By Keith on 07-28-20
By: Chris Frantz
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Yes Please
- By: Amy Poehler
- Narrated by: Amy Poehler, Carol Burnett, Seth Meyers, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Amy Poehler is hosting a dinner party and you're invited! Welcome to the audiobook edition of Amy Poehler's Yes Please. The guest list is star-studded with vocal appearances from Carol Burnett, Seth Meyers, Michael Schur, Patrick Stewart, Kathleen Turner, and even Amy’s parents - Yes Please is the ultimate audiobook extravaganza.
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Listen to this book for sure
- By S.F. on 10-31-14
By: Amy Poehler
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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It's Just...Alright.
- By Chelsea on 06-10-19
By: Dave Hill, and others
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The Actor's Life
- A Survival Guide
- By: Jenna Fischer
- Narrated by: Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Jenna Fischer's Hollywood journey began at the age of 22 when she moved to Los Angeles from her hometown of St. Louis. She was determined, confident, and ready to work hard. So, what could go wrong? Uh, basically everything. The path to being a professional actor was so much more vast and competitive than she’d imagined. It would be eight long years before she landed her iconic role on The Office, nearly a decade of frustration, rejection, and doubt. If only she’d had a handbook for the aspiring actor. Or, better yet, someone to show her the way. Jenna wants to be that person for you.
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OMG THE INTRO! lol
- By Katelyn on 12-22-17
By: Jenna Fischer
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Girl Walks into a Bar...
- Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle
- By: Rachel Dratch
- Narrated by: Rachel Dratch
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians." Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish - and dating. After all, what did a forty-something single woman living in New York have to lose?
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Flowing comedic reality
- By Steve on 05-01-12
By: Rachel Dratch
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The Need to Be Whole
- By: Wendell Berry
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 19 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Wendell Berry has never been afraid to speak up for the dispossessed. The Need to Be Whole continues the work he began in The Hidden Wound (1970) and The Unsettling of America (1977), demanding a careful exploration of this hard, shared truth: The wealth of the mighty few governing this nation has been built on the unpaid labor of others.
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Necessary Reading for These Troubled Times
- By Jane Vandenburgh on 11-05-22
By: Wendell Berry
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Interabled
- True Stories About Love and Disability from Squirmy & Grubs and Other Interabled Couples
- By: Shane Burcaw, Hannah Burcaw
- Narrated by: GM Hakim, Hannah Burcaw, Mieko Gavia, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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With their signature wit and hilarious voice, authors, bloggers, and entrepreneurs Shane and Hannah Burcaw share a true story collection of sweet and unforgettable love stories about interabled couples.
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Interabled
- By Verified Customer! on 02-24-25
By: Shane Burcaw, and others
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How Y'all Doing?
- Misadventures and Mischief from a Life Well Lived
- By: Leslie Jordan
- Narrated by: Leslie Jordan
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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When actor Leslie Jordan learned he had “gone viral,” he had no idea what that meant or how much his life was about to change. On Instagram, his uproarious videos have entertained millions and have made him a global celebrity. Now, he brings his bon vivance to the page with this collection of intimate and sassy essays.
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What more could you want?
- By Barry Benedict on 04-27-21
By: Leslie Jordan
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The Argonauts
- By: Maggie Nelson
- Narrated by: Maggie Nelson
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
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Maggie Nelson's The Argonauts is a genre-bending memoir, a work of "autotheory" offering fresh, fierce, and timely thinking about desire, identity, and the limitations and possibilities of love and language. At its center is a romance: the story of the author's relationship with the artist Harry Dodge. This story, which includes Nelson's account of falling in love with Dodge, who is fluidly gendered, as well as her journey to and through a pregnancy, is an intimate portrayal of the complexities and joys of (queer) family making.
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A relaxing meditation on identity, gender and art
- By redhidari on 10-01-15
By: Maggie Nelson
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The World-Ending Fire
- The Essential Wendell Berry
- By: Wendell Berry
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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In a time when our relationship to the natural world is ruled by the violence and greed of unbridled consumerism, Wendell Berry speaks out in these prescient essays, drawn from his 50-year campaign on behalf of American lands and communities. The writings gathered in The World-Ending Fire are the unique product of a life spent farming the fields of rural Kentucky with mules and horses, and of the rich, intimate knowledge of the land cultivated by this work.
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Vital. Timely. Timeless.
- By David M. on 06-15-20
By: Wendell Berry
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Have I Told You This Already?
- Stories I Don't Want to Forget to Remember
- By: Lauren Graham
- Narrated by: Lauren Graham
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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From the beloved star of Gilmore Girls and the New York Times bestselling author of Talking as Fast as I Can comes a candid, insightful, and wildly entertaining essay collection.
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Another Great one from Lauren!
- By Alisa Cross on 05-06-23
By: Lauren Graham
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- SunshineFish
- 10-19-18
My New Friends and Delicious, Fun Read
I really enjoyed getting to know Megan and Nick through this book. Megan and Nick, if you are reading this review, know that if I ever see you in person, I promise to not ask for a selfie (not that I would do that...), but rather introduce myself and truly be interested in YOU. ;) I feel like y’all are friends now with how personable, funny, kind and a little corny. Plus I just spent like 20 hours listening to y’all talk. It must be entertaining to do that. I loved every minute of it and recommend for a lighthearted read.
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- Lauren Wilkening
- 10-17-18
Loved it!
It’s so fun hearing these two talk together! I loved all of Nick Offerman’s audio books and this one is right up there with the rest of them. It’s just a few hours of them talking about their life and their marriage but it was extremely heartwarming and would always put my in an awesome mood. Definitely worth a listen.
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- Amy M.
- 11-09-18
Great listen!
The book was exactly what I expected, in a great way! These two are a lot of fun to listen to. Smart, funny, genuine, and engaging. Great storytelling!! Highly recommend, especially if you are fans of either of them!
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- Megan Yore
- 10-11-18
great audiobook!
getting to hear these two make each other laugh was so great! I loved listening to them
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- Dottie Stewart
- 12-02-18
Love
I love them, I loved their book!! I’ve listened to it a few times and it makes me laugh every time!
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- Angela Leininger
- 09-02-21
Cool…cool…cool
There’s something about both their voices that relaxes me. I love hearing about their love for each other as well as past endeavors. Being an active puzzler myself was an added bonus.
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- Angela
- 01-02-21
An Audio book like no other
My husband and I rarely agree on our respective comedy choices. Nick Offerman is one we agree on. This was like listening to a day in the life story of normal people who just happen to be able to make a lot money doing what they love to do. We've only known Megan Mullally from Will and Grace. We love the character she has created. It's nice to know she has a full repertoire of performing the arts. I look forward to discovering Nancy and Beth. It's nice to listen to people who are in love with each other and love to be together.
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- Emily
- 01-11-21
Fancy
Absolutely loved hearing your phenomenal love story. There were several similarities to my own marriage which made it all the funnier! I also used to belt the song Fancy by Reba, quite dramatically, starting in second grade. Thanks for the book!
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- Goose
- 05-25-23
Chills
There would be moments where I got chills up my arms cause you can feel the love in their words and conversation. Times I would pause it and get teary eyed because it’s beautiful to think about them. Loved it.
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- Dena Uselmann
- 01-31-24
Entertaining!
I really enjoyed listening to this book, especially while I worked on a puzzle!! They are so cute!!
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