
Tell No Pies: A Husband Minces His Words
Life of Pies, Book 11
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Nutty and meaty, spicy and sweet....
Donnie Hennessy is a man who's dedicated his life to service, and he knows all about the pain it brings—the pain he feels, and the pain he gives to others. He knows it's best that he contain it as much as possible, before his past ruins everything he has....
And when he and Edith head off to the Fairmont Spring Festival, he remembers this well...until he's prompted to purchase a pie.
Life of Pies is a 12-part literary fiction series inspired by As I Lay Dying and A Gathering of Old Men from award-winning, genre-hopping author C. S. Johnson.
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