
Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe
Dork Diaries, Book 12
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Nikki Maxwell's adventures continue in the 12th installment in the blockbuster number one New York Times best-selling Dork Diaries series!
In Nikki Maxwell's newest diary, it's the countdown to the end of the school year, and Nikki's juggling some big questions about how she'll spend her summer. She's also facing an unexpected crush catastrophe - there's a new kid interested in Nikki, but the last thing she wants to do is accidentally hurt Brandon! It all comes down to a big decision Nikki has to make and drama like she's never faced before!
©2017 Rachel Renée Russell (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- trina bender
- 01-07-20
This what a really good book!
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- Derek K Bancroft
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Amazing book love it to death
I think this is a great book but I wish that you could read along with the but overall I love it to death💖
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-23-20
BINGE WATCHING WORTHY
this book was really good. It's story is super juicy and dramatic. If this book was a movie, I'd be binge watching it right now ------- Abhishri thapliyal
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-03-18
Good for tweens
Great book like all the others in the series. I really really really enjoyed it!!
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- Chris
- 02-17-18
5 STARS
I am 10 years old and I love this book omg I finish this book in 1 day 5 STARS from me :)
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- cute girl 5
- 12-28-17
Loved It!!!!
This book is super awesome and I couldn't stop listening to this book I loved it!! :}
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- Healthy Hair By Tee
- 07-08-19
AMAZING AND SPOILING
I loved this book it couldn’t have been better SPOIL ALERT Brandon and Nikki are a great coupe
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- Loloslay
- 01-05-18
This book is amazeing
I love this book it is so funny. Sueeeeeee! I read it when I do me homework.
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- ARWEN COOK
- 02-13-22
Awesomeness🌸❤️🔥💅🏼✨️
I loved this book it was awesome/I couldn't sleep with out it!! 🌸❤️🔥💅🏼✨️ yassss sister
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- JSTEWART
- 06-28-23
Love it!!!!!!!
I love this book sooo much!!! I’ve read it so many times I literally can’t sleep without dork diaries such a great book for tweens!!! ☀️👍🩵🎉
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